Top 10 Ways to Market Your Listing and Find a Buyer in 30 Days

[nostradamus]

People responded with the correct answer and you said this forum had no value. Then why are you here? Why ask a question if you’re not going to listen to the answer?

Pro photos? Glossy fliers? That’s so cute. You must be one of those realtors who jumped on the bandwagon in the past couple years when the market was selling itself. Kinda gave ya some false confidence did it? Not going so well now is it hmmmmm?

To think that an open house, a glossy flier, a pro photo, or anything like that would motivate a buyer to make the biggest purchase in his/her life in a declining market with a huge inventory of short sales, foreclosures, and unrealistic sellers is naive.

A good REA will make their seller see the light about pricing. What the house was “valued at” before doesn’t mean diddly now, nor do comps. It’s worth what it will rent for! Price accordingly. Most of the people who bought houses from you in the past couple of years will never be able to buy in this market (and perhaps never in their lives again). You should be targeting wealthy investors and foreigners for now. Wealthy investors will buy when the price is right (see above). Many foreigners seem to be taking the market indicators very lightly so paint a rosy picture and they’ll believe you: it matches what they want to believe. Tell them they’re throwing away money on rent, they seem to like to latch onto that point. It would greatly help to speak Hindi and Mandarin (no intent to dis). There I’ve thrown you a bone, now go away. Sell some houses and post the results here!

PS If you aren’t selling anything you may want to consider going back to your old McJob, letting smarter REAs handle this market.

[RatherOpinionated]

I didn’t realize all the agents on this board specialize in “median” priced homes. Now it all makes sense.

Sincerely,
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[RatherOpinionated]

I didn’t realize all the agents on this board specialize in “median” priced homes. Now it all makes sense.

Sincerely,
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[RatherOpinionated]

I didn’t realize all the agents on this board specialize in “median” priced homes. Now it all makes sense.

Sincerely,
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[RatherOpinionated]

I didn’t realize all the agents on this board specialize in “median” priced homes. Now it all makes sense.

Sincerely,
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[RatherOpinionated]

I didn’t realize all the agents on this board specialize in “median” priced homes. Now it all makes sense.

Sincerely,
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[drunkle]

whoa whoa whoa! dont get brainwashed by these middle class loser bitter renter/ignorant investors! they’re whining about price because, lets face it. they’re losers and they can’t afford it!

go back to your own book of real estate investing, the answers are right there! i’ve only been a student and admirer of yours for a few days, but you’ve taught me so much! let me refresh your memory and knock the brainwashing out:

1: never lower your price. simply invent demand via shell buyers.
2: sell to friends and relatives. say the words “trust me” over and over.
3: visit online real estate blogs. use multiple accounts, have conversations with yourself and talk up your properties/investment vehicles.
4: go to church. make friends with religious suckers and tell them jesus wants them to own your home.
5: demand the government buy your house. they told you to go out and spend spend spend after 9/11 and you did, it’s not your fault that you’re now broke.
6: insult people who you want to sell to. make them feel inadequate and worthless. make them think that the only way to redeem themselves from their worthless lives is to buy your house.
7: insult people you want advice from. go straight into the bear’s lair, the people who are least likely to buy your house and demand that you knew exactly what was going on, everyone else is stupid and by the way, please help unload my hypothetical house.
8: beg the government for a bailout. lay flat on your back, exposing your “liberal” “democrat” government welfare begging belly and whine until they give you money just to shut up.
9: stand at freeway off ramps with a tin cup and a sign that says “you’re all stupid for not letting me rip you off with my overprice piece of crap house. please help”.
10: if all else fails… raise your price. the bottom is here! prices are going up! buy now!!!

gosh, i dont know why you waste your time with these losers and bums here who don’t know a good deal when you tell them. you must be a dodecahedronaire by now, why even try to educate these empty head stupids?

[drunkle]

whoa whoa whoa! dont get brainwashed by these middle class loser bitter renter/ignorant investors! they’re whining about price because, lets face it. they’re losers and they can’t afford it!

go back to your own book of real estate investing, the answers are right there! i’ve only been a student and admirer of yours for a few days, but you’ve taught me so much! let me refresh your memory and knock the brainwashing out:

1: never lower your price. simply invent demand via shell buyers.
2: sell to friends and relatives. say the words “trust me” over and over.
3: visit online real estate blogs. use multiple accounts, have conversations with yourself and talk up your properties/investment vehicles.
4: go to church. make friends with religious suckers and tell them jesus wants them to own your home.
5: demand the government buy your house. they told you to go out and spend spend spend after 9/11 and you did, it’s not your fault that you’re now broke.
6: insult people who you want to sell to. make them feel inadequate and worthless. make them think that the only way to redeem themselves from their worthless lives is to buy your house.
7: insult people you want advice from. go straight into the bear’s lair, the people who are least likely to buy your house and demand that you knew exactly what was going on, everyone else is stupid and by the way, please help unload my hypothetical house.
8: beg the government for a bailout. lay flat on your back, exposing your “liberal” “democrat” government welfare begging belly and whine until they give you money just to shut up.
9: stand at freeway off ramps with a tin cup and a sign that says “you’re all stupid for not letting me rip you off with my overprice piece of crap house. please help”.
10: if all else fails… raise your price. the bottom is here! prices are going up! buy now!!!

gosh, i dont know why you waste your time with these losers and bums here who don’t know a good deal when you tell them. you must be a dodecahedronaire by now, why even try to educate these empty head stupids?

[drunkle]

whoa whoa whoa! dont get brainwashed by these middle class loser bitter renter/ignorant investors! they’re whining about price because, lets face it. they’re losers and they can’t afford it!

go back to your own book of real estate investing, the answers are right there! i’ve only been a student and admirer of yours for a few days, but you’ve taught me so much! let me refresh your memory and knock the brainwashing out:

1: never lower your price. simply invent demand via shell buyers.
2: sell to friends and relatives. say the words “trust me” over and over.
3: visit online real estate blogs. use multiple accounts, have conversations with yourself and talk up your properties/investment vehicles.
4: go to church. make friends with religious suckers and tell them jesus wants them to own your home.
5: demand the government buy your house. they told you to go out and spend spend spend after 9/11 and you did, it’s not your fault that you’re now broke.
6: insult people who you want to sell to. make them feel inadequate and worthless. make them think that the only way to redeem themselves from their worthless lives is to buy your house.
7: insult people you want advice from. go straight into the bear’s lair, the people who are least likely to buy your house and demand that you knew exactly what was going on, everyone else is stupid and by the way, please help unload my hypothetical house.
8: beg the government for a bailout. lay flat on your back, exposing your “liberal” “democrat” government welfare begging belly and whine until they give you money just to shut up.
9: stand at freeway off ramps with a tin cup and a sign that says “you’re all stupid for not letting me rip you off with my overprice piece of crap house. please help”.
10: if all else fails… raise your price. the bottom is here! prices are going up! buy now!!!

gosh, i dont know why you waste your time with these losers and bums here who don’t know a good deal when you tell them. you must be a dodecahedronaire by now, why even try to educate these empty head stupids?

[drunkle]

whoa whoa whoa! dont get brainwashed by these middle class loser bitter renter/ignorant investors! they’re whining about price because, lets face it. they’re losers and they can’t afford it!

go back to your own book of real estate investing, the answers are right there! i’ve only been a student and admirer of yours for a few days, but you’ve taught me so much! let me refresh your memory and knock the brainwashing out:

1: never lower your price. simply invent demand via shell buyers.
2: sell to friends and relatives. say the words “trust me” over and over.
3: visit online real estate blogs. use multiple accounts, have conversations with yourself and talk up your properties/investment vehicles.
4: go to church. make friends with religious suckers and tell them jesus wants them to own your home.
5: demand the government buy your house. they told you to go out and spend spend spend after 9/11 and you did, it’s not your fault that you’re now broke.
6: insult people who you want to sell to. make them feel inadequate and worthless. make them think that the only way to redeem themselves from their worthless lives is to buy your house.
7: insult people you want advice from. go straight into the bear’s lair, the people who are least likely to buy your house and demand that you knew exactly what was going on, everyone else is stupid and by the way, please help unload my hypothetical house.
8: beg the government for a bailout. lay flat on your back, exposing your “liberal” “democrat” government welfare begging belly and whine until they give you money just to shut up.
9: stand at freeway off ramps with a tin cup and a sign that says “you’re all stupid for not letting me rip you off with my overprice piece of crap house. please help”.
10: if all else fails… raise your price. the bottom is here! prices are going up! buy now!!!

gosh, i dont know why you waste your time with these losers and bums here who don’t know a good deal when you tell them. you must be a dodecahedronaire by now, why even try to educate these empty head stupids?

[drunkle]

whoa whoa whoa! dont get brainwashed by these middle class loser bitter renter/ignorant investors! they’re whining about price because, lets face it. they’re losers and they can’t afford it!

go back to your own book of real estate investing, the answers are right there! i’ve only been a student and admirer of yours for a few days, but you’ve taught me so much! let me refresh your memory and knock the brainwashing out:

1: never lower your price. simply invent demand via shell buyers.
2: sell to friends and relatives. say the words “trust me” over and over.
3: visit online real estate blogs. use multiple accounts, have conversations with yourself and talk up your properties/investment vehicles.
4: go to church. make friends with religious suckers and tell them jesus wants them to own your home.
5: demand the government buy your house. they told you to go out and spend spend spend after 9/11 and you did, it’s not your fault that you’re now broke.
6: insult people who you want to sell to. make them feel inadequate and worthless. make them think that the only way to redeem themselves from their worthless lives is to buy your house.
7: insult people you want advice from. go straight into the bear’s lair, the people who are least likely to buy your house and demand that you knew exactly what was going on, everyone else is stupid and by the way, please help unload my hypothetical house.
8: beg the government for a bailout. lay flat on your back, exposing your “liberal” “democrat” government welfare begging belly and whine until they give you money just to shut up.
9: stand at freeway off ramps with a tin cup and a sign that says “you’re all stupid for not letting me rip you off with my overprice piece of crap house. please help”.
10: if all else fails… raise your price. the bottom is here! prices are going up! buy now!!!

gosh, i dont know why you waste your time with these losers and bums here who don’t know a good deal when you tell them. you must be a dodecahedronaire by now, why even try to educate these empty head stupids?

[NotCranky]

Exposure is not rocket science. Is price a problem for you? That will complicate exposure and everything else.Use the Trib. Put up a sign. Do an open House. Get that man SDR always recommends to list it on the mls for you.Have him put in the listing open hosue every Sunday from 1-4 or something like that. His name is Jeff Karchin I believe. Do Craig’s list if you think it will help.

[NotCranky]

Exposure is not rocket science. Is price a problem for you? That will complicate exposure and everything else.Use the Trib. Put up a sign. Do an open House. Get that man SDR always recommends to list it on the mls for you.Have him put in the listing open hosue every Sunday from 1-4 or something like that. His name is Jeff Karchin I believe. Do Craig’s list if you think it will help.

[NotCranky]

Exposure is not rocket science. Is price a problem for you? That will complicate exposure and everything else.Use the Trib. Put up a sign. Do an open House. Get that man SDR always recommends to list it on the mls for you.Have him put in the listing open hosue every Sunday from 1-4 or something like that. His name is Jeff Karchin I believe. Do Craig’s list if you think it will help.

[NotCranky]

Exposure is not rocket science. Is price a problem for you? That will complicate exposure and everything else.Use the Trib. Put up a sign. Do an open House. Get that man SDR always recommends to list it on the mls for you.Have him put in the listing open hosue every Sunday from 1-4 or something like that. His name is Jeff Karchin I believe. Do Craig’s list if you think it will help.

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