Obama Goes to Psychic to get Advice on Best Way to Kill American Middle Class

[sdgrrl]

:Reported from whatever the hell source I need to back up my story:

Yesterday, Presidential Candidate Barack Obama went to a psychic/astrologer to find what month would be best to implement his attack on the Middle Class.

The astrologer and native Chicagoan Bunny McMuffin said that in late August with Venus aligned with Mars and the annual Pleiads meteor shower, that an attack on the Middle Class would go favorably for him and the Democratic Party.

It is reported that Obama had tears in his eyes with the realization that all his childhood dreams would finally go according to his master plan of world domination. It was reported too that he parted with these words “We will finally kill all those American Middle-Class WWE watching Bastards.”

: Unfortunately, McMuffin nor Obama’s camp could be reached for further comment.

[Anonymous]

Here we go…

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

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[Aecetia]

I think that would be the wrong time of year for the Pleiades. The Perseid meteor shower is usually in August. I think Obama needs a better astrologer.

[Aecetia]

I think that would be the wrong time of year for the Pleiades. The Perseid meteor shower is usually in August. I think Obama needs a better astrologer.

[Aecetia]

I think that would be the wrong time of year for the Pleiades. The Perseid meteor shower is usually in August. I think Obama needs a better astrologer.

[Aecetia]

I think that would be the wrong time of year for the Pleiades. The Perseid meteor shower is usually in August. I think Obama needs a better astrologer.

[Aecetia]

I think that would be the wrong time of year for the Pleiades. The Perseid meteor shower is usually in August. I think Obama needs a better astrologer.

[Anonymous]

sdgrrl, did you also here he’s going to kill all the first born male children of the Republican party. THEN he’s going to divorce Michelle, impregnant a Muslim princess and raise Muslim babies in the White House.

Also, Obama’s going to appoint his trusted friend and advisor Rev. Wright as Secretary of State. Together he and Rev. Wright will devise an evil plan to impregnant all the southern women with the sperm of black men, and the Swat team will be directed to shoot everybody in a truck that bears the confederate flag.

[Anonymous]

sdgrrl, did you also here he’s going to kill all the first born male children of the Republican party. THEN he’s going to divorce Michelle, impregnant a Muslim princess and raise Muslim babies in the White House.

Also, Obama’s going to appoint his trusted friend and advisor Rev. Wright as Secretary of State. Together he and Rev. Wright will devise an evil plan to impregnant all the southern women with the sperm of black men, and the Swat team will be directed to shoot everybody in a truck that bears the confederate flag.

[Anonymous]

sdgrrl, did you also here he’s going to kill all the first born male children of the Republican party. THEN he’s going to divorce Michelle, impregnant a Muslim princess and raise Muslim babies in the White House.

Also, Obama’s going to appoint his trusted friend and advisor Rev. Wright as Secretary of State. Together he and Rev. Wright will devise an evil plan to impregnant all the southern women with the sperm of black men, and the Swat team will be directed to shoot everybody in a truck that bears the confederate flag.

[Anonymous]

sdgrrl, did you also here he’s going to kill all the first born male children of the Republican party. THEN he’s going to divorce Michelle, impregnant a Muslim princess and raise Muslim babies in the White House.

Also, Obama’s going to appoint his trusted friend and advisor Rev. Wright as Secretary of State. Together he and Rev. Wright will devise an evil plan to impregnant all the southern women with the sperm of black men, and the Swat team will be directed to shoot everybody in a truck that bears the confederate flag.

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