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– play alot of tennis
– some racket ball
– lift weights
– crazy sex with hot gf
– killing pocket gophers
– NEW: killing rabbits eating grass in backyard. Picking up rifle this weekend
– mothering my expensive landscaping installed last year
– thinking that I still surf and play the drums

ox
…busy beaver

[Oxford]

LIFE IS

Street version:
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it.

PIGG version:
Life is 12.865% a causation factor involving random events occurring in an existential fulcrum and intersected by continual rises and falls of attitudinal energy and 83.125% how ones presynaptic neurons react to a chemical called a neurotransmitter that binds to receptors located in the postsynaptic cell, usually embedded in the plasma membrane. Binding of the neurotransmitter to a receptor can affect the postsynaptic cell in a wide variety of ways. The remaining percent? We have no fucking idea.

OX
…swami

[Oxford]

LIFE IS

Street version:
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it.

PIGG version:
Life is 12.865% a causation factor involving random events occurring in an existential fulcrum and intersected by continual rises and falls of attitudinal energy and 83.125% how ones presynaptic neurons react to a chemical called a neurotransmitter that binds to receptors located in the postsynaptic cell, usually embedded in the plasma membrane. Binding of the neurotransmitter to a receptor can affect the postsynaptic cell in a wide variety of ways. The remaining percent? We have no fucking idea.

OX
…swami

[Oxford]

LIFE IS

Street version:
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it.

PIGG version:
Life is 12.865% a causation factor involving random events occurring in an existential fulcrum and intersected by continual rises and falls of attitudinal energy and 83.125% how ones presynaptic neurons react to a chemical called a neurotransmitter that binds to receptors located in the postsynaptic cell, usually embedded in the plasma membrane. Binding of the neurotransmitter to a receptor can affect the postsynaptic cell in a wide variety of ways. The remaining percent? We have no fucking idea.

OX
…swami

[Oxford]

LIFE IS

Street version:
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it.

PIGG version:
Life is 12.865% a causation factor involving random events occurring in an existential fulcrum and intersected by continual rises and falls of attitudinal energy and 83.125% how ones presynaptic neurons react to a chemical called a neurotransmitter that binds to receptors located in the postsynaptic cell, usually embedded in the plasma membrane. Binding of the neurotransmitter to a receptor can affect the postsynaptic cell in a wide variety of ways. The remaining percent? We have no fucking idea.

OX
…swami

[Oxford]

LIFE IS

Street version:
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it.

PIGG version:
Life is 12.865% a causation factor involving random events occurring in an existential fulcrum and intersected by continual rises and falls of attitudinal energy and 83.125% how ones presynaptic neurons react to a chemical called a neurotransmitter that binds to receptors located in the postsynaptic cell, usually embedded in the plasma membrane. Binding of the neurotransmitter to a receptor can affect the postsynaptic cell in a wide variety of ways. The remaining percent? We have no fucking idea.

OX
…swami

[Oxford]

Rustico — yer the man! My gophers regrouped and mounted a new offensive away from the Albertized gas tunnels. Crafty little mo-fos indeed. Since my green clamp traps shouted “bury me”, i snagged your Victor tunnel traps since I as running out of ideas, well, ideas that would not attract sirens, blue flashing lights and bodily injury (probably mine).

Within an hour of a precision installation — de-scented gloves, ground sculpting, carrot in back plug hole (wait, that last part doesn’t sound right) — i had my first kill. I’ve since gone on to make the eyes bulge with death for many a furry earth rat. There is that freaky glow of satisfaction discovering the raised spring when you… wait a second… maybe I am getting too into this…

Anyway, thanks for your advice and gopher protocol. Works great.

OX
…Navy Seal Team 6 Gopher Patrol

[Oxford]

Rustico — yer the man! My gophers regrouped and mounted a new offensive away from the Albertized gas tunnels. Crafty little mo-fos indeed. Since my green clamp traps shouted “bury me”, i snagged your Victor tunnel traps since I as running out of ideas, well, ideas that would not attract sirens, blue flashing lights and bodily injury (probably mine).

Within an hour of a precision installation — de-scented gloves, ground sculpting, carrot in back plug hole (wait, that last part doesn’t sound right) — i had my first kill. I’ve since gone on to make the eyes bulge with death for many a furry earth rat. There is that freaky glow of satisfaction discovering the raised spring when you… wait a second… maybe I am getting too into this…

Anyway, thanks for your advice and gopher protocol. Works great.

OX
…Navy Seal Team 6 Gopher Patrol

[Oxford]

Rustico — yer the man! My gophers regrouped and mounted a new offensive away from the Albertized gas tunnels. Crafty little mo-fos indeed. Since my green clamp traps shouted “bury me”, i snagged your Victor tunnel traps since I as running out of ideas, well, ideas that would not attract sirens, blue flashing lights and bodily injury (probably mine).

Within an hour of a precision installation — de-scented gloves, ground sculpting, carrot in back plug hole (wait, that last part doesn’t sound right) — i had my first kill. I’ve since gone on to make the eyes bulge with death for many a furry earth rat. There is that freaky glow of satisfaction discovering the raised spring when you… wait a second… maybe I am getting too into this…

Anyway, thanks for your advice and gopher protocol. Works great.

OX
…Navy Seal Team 6 Gopher Patrol

[Oxford]

Rustico — yer the man! My gophers regrouped and mounted a new offensive away from the Albertized gas tunnels. Crafty little mo-fos indeed. Since my green clamp traps shouted “bury me”, i snagged your Victor tunnel traps since I as running out of ideas, well, ideas that would not attract sirens, blue flashing lights and bodily injury (probably mine).

Within an hour of a precision installation — de-scented gloves, ground sculpting, carrot in back plug hole (wait, that last part doesn’t sound right) — i had my first kill. I’ve since gone on to make the eyes bulge with death for many a furry earth rat. There is that freaky glow of satisfaction discovering the raised spring when you… wait a second… maybe I am getting too into this…

Anyway, thanks for your advice and gopher protocol. Works great.

OX
…Navy Seal Team 6 Gopher Patrol

[Oxford]

Rustico — yer the man! My gophers regrouped and mounted a new offensive away from the Albertized gas tunnels. Crafty little mo-fos indeed. Since my green clamp traps shouted “bury me”, i snagged your Victor tunnel traps since I as running out of ideas, well, ideas that would not attract sirens, blue flashing lights and bodily injury (probably mine).

Within an hour of a precision installation — de-scented gloves, ground sculpting, carrot in back plug hole (wait, that last part doesn’t sound right) — i had my first kill. I’ve since gone on to make the eyes bulge with death for many a furry earth rat. There is that freaky glow of satisfaction discovering the raised spring when you… wait a second… maybe I am getting too into this…

Anyway, thanks for your advice and gopher protocol. Works great.

OX
…Navy Seal Team 6 Gopher Patrol

[Oxford]

[quote=Rustico]My gophers must have gotten dumber. They used to plug the traps, now they jump right in. My record is 6 in a leisurely 24 hour period with only two traps. I use the plastic black box of death.[/quote]
Awesome. Please provide details. Which product and how do you set it, position it … etc?

OX
…loves black boxes

[Oxford]

[quote=Rustico]My gophers must have gotten dumber. They used to plug the traps, now they jump right in. My record is 6 in a leisurely 24 hour period with only two traps. I use the plastic black box of death.[/quote]
Awesome. Please provide details. Which product and how do you set it, position it … etc?

OX
…loves black boxes

[Oxford]

[quote=Rustico]My gophers must have gotten dumber. They used to plug the traps, now they jump right in. My record is 6 in a leisurely 24 hour period with only two traps. I use the plastic black box of death.[/quote]
Awesome. Please provide details. Which product and how do you set it, position it … etc?

OX
…loves black boxes

[Oxford]

[quote=Rustico]My gophers must have gotten dumber. They used to plug the traps, now they jump right in. My record is 6 in a leisurely 24 hour period with only two traps. I use the plastic black box of death.[/quote]
Awesome. Please provide details. Which product and how do you set it, position it … etc?

OX
…loves black boxes

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