All things being equal, I’d rather buy from an ugly realtor.

[barnaby33]

So I’m at an open house in Del Mar this afternoon. I had a really interesting conversation with the realtor. She seemed to be able to absorb some of what I had to say about why prices were going to come down, but of course she disagreed with me. Thats not what is interesting about the encounter.

It was a mother daughter team. The mom in her late 40s the daughter 19. It was an otherworldly conversation from the perspective of I’m not sure whether the realtor-ess was trying to goad me into makeing an offer on the over priced Sea Point condo, or make a pass at her, or just as likely at her daughter. The daughter spent most of her time trying to ignore me, which is cool. If I was a 19 year old girl I’d probably ignore the obnoxious stats quoting lookie loo as well. The mom spent most of her time asking me questions, then not waiting for me to answer. That was some serious cougar material right there. All things being equal I came away with two thoughts.

If I were single I’d rather date the daugther, duh! Secondly I’d rather buy real estate from ugly people, especially women. That way it interferes less with my consideration of the property.

So who’s uglier, SD Realtor or sdrealtor or urbanrealtor?

[urbanrealtor]

That would be me.

Out of curiosity, did the mom have implants and lips that looked like they had been under the knife?

I think I know that team.

I find them creepy.

[urbanrealtor]

That would be me.

Out of curiosity, did the mom have implants and lips that looked like they had been under the knife?

I think I know that team.

I find them creepy.

[urbanrealtor]

That would be me.

Out of curiosity, did the mom have implants and lips that looked like they had been under the knife?

I think I know that team.

I find them creepy.

[urbanrealtor]

That would be me.

Out of curiosity, did the mom have implants and lips that looked like they had been under the knife?

I think I know that team.

I find them creepy.

[urbanrealtor]

That would be me.

Out of curiosity, did the mom have implants and lips that looked like they had been under the knife?

I think I know that team.

I find them creepy.

[urbanrealtor]

By the way, Mr. G, are you really into Del Mar?

I thought you liked North Park.

I used to run an office in Encinitas and I can say with absolute confidence that the 30th street corridor (as well as Lancers and the Alibi) has better bars with better beer than does all of North County.

[urbanrealtor]

By the way, Mr. G, are you really into Del Mar?

I thought you liked North Park.

I used to run an office in Encinitas and I can say with absolute confidence that the 30th street corridor (as well as Lancers and the Alibi) has better bars with better beer than does all of North County.

[urbanrealtor]

By the way, Mr. G, are you really into Del Mar?

I thought you liked North Park.

I used to run an office in Encinitas and I can say with absolute confidence that the 30th street corridor (as well as Lancers and the Alibi) has better bars with better beer than does all of North County.

[urbanrealtor]

By the way, Mr. G, are you really into Del Mar?

I thought you liked North Park.

I used to run an office in Encinitas and I can say with absolute confidence that the 30th street corridor (as well as Lancers and the Alibi) has better bars with better beer than does all of North County.

[urbanrealtor]

By the way, Mr. G, are you really into Del Mar?

I thought you liked North Park.

I used to run an office in Encinitas and I can say with absolute confidence that the 30th street corridor (as well as Lancers and the Alibi) has better bars with better beer than does all of North County.

[sdrealtor]

I’m pretty hideous though I’ve gotten better looking the past couple months. After my 3rd glass of Cabernet though, I must admit that i’m downright stunning tonite.

[sdrealtor]

I’m pretty hideous though I’ve gotten better looking the past couple months. After my 3rd glass of Cabernet though, I must admit that i’m downright stunning tonite.

[sdrealtor]

I’m pretty hideous though I’ve gotten better looking the past couple months. After my 3rd glass of Cabernet though, I must admit that i’m downright stunning tonite.

[sdrealtor]

I’m pretty hideous though I’ve gotten better looking the past couple months. After my 3rd glass of Cabernet though, I must admit that i’m downright stunning tonite.

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