[temeculaguy]

This spam and ammo thing isn’t really working out now is it? Even though I make light of a few of you as being borderline nutjobs, I took the bait a little. Now that i’m sporting a 3 car garage, all by myself, and because I have some costco stock, I lined the walls of the garage with gorilla racks and I am flush with supplies for armegeddon.

Still no lines forming at my door of hungry, half naked women wanting to trade sex for food. I am quickly becoming an easy target for jokes within my posse. Because I am one of the only one of my friends without a woman living in my house to protest, so my pad had become the default poker game venue. I did pick up a nice poker table on craigs list and have it in the garage, got a tv and tunes wired out there and with all the garage doors open, and only one car in there, it’s roomy and cigar smoking is encouraged. It’s a man cave/bunker combo. So at the last game, my supplies were the butt of every joke. The jokes ranged from “so how long have you been morman?” to “by the time you get through all that toilet paper, it will be obsolete,” to “next time, get the chili without beans, because if the world ends we are all coming here and you don’t want ten guys in one house eating beans, unless of course you have a case of air freshener on that rack.”

And my personal favorite “the internet is for porn and sports, stop reading the crazy stuff or your garage will end up looking like a bunker, oops, too late.”

So thanks for that, I’m done worrying about this stuff.

[temeculaguy]

This spam and ammo thing isn’t really working out now is it? Even though I make light of a few of you as being borderline nutjobs, I took the bait a little. Now that i’m sporting a 3 car garage, all by myself, and because I have some costco stock, I lined the walls of the garage with gorilla racks and I am flush with supplies for armegeddon.

Still no lines forming at my door of hungry, half naked women wanting to trade sex for food. I am quickly becoming an easy target for jokes within my posse. Because I am one of the only one of my friends without a woman living in my house to protest, so my pad had become the default poker game venue. I did pick up a nice poker table on craigs list and have it in the garage, got a tv and tunes wired out there and with all the garage doors open, and only one car in there, it’s roomy and cigar smoking is encouraged. It’s a man cave/bunker combo. So at the last game, my supplies were the butt of every joke. The jokes ranged from “so how long have you been morman?” to “by the time you get through all that toilet paper, it will be obsolete,” to “next time, get the chili without beans, because if the world ends we are all coming here and you don’t want ten guys in one house eating beans, unless of course you have a case of air freshener on that rack.”

And my personal favorite “the internet is for porn and sports, stop reading the crazy stuff or your garage will end up looking like a bunker, oops, too late.”

So thanks for that, I’m done worrying about this stuff.

[temeculaguy]

This spam and ammo thing isn’t really working out now is it? Even though I make light of a few of you as being borderline nutjobs, I took the bait a little. Now that i’m sporting a 3 car garage, all by myself, and because I have some costco stock, I lined the walls of the garage with gorilla racks and I am flush with supplies for armegeddon.

Still no lines forming at my door of hungry, half naked women wanting to trade sex for food. I am quickly becoming an easy target for jokes within my posse. Because I am one of the only one of my friends without a woman living in my house to protest, so my pad had become the default poker game venue. I did pick up a nice poker table on craigs list and have it in the garage, got a tv and tunes wired out there and with all the garage doors open, and only one car in there, it’s roomy and cigar smoking is encouraged. It’s a man cave/bunker combo. So at the last game, my supplies were the butt of every joke. The jokes ranged from “so how long have you been morman?” to “by the time you get through all that toilet paper, it will be obsolete,” to “next time, get the chili without beans, because if the world ends we are all coming here and you don’t want ten guys in one house eating beans, unless of course you have a case of air freshener on that rack.”

And my personal favorite “the internet is for porn and sports, stop reading the crazy stuff or your garage will end up looking like a bunker, oops, too late.”

So thanks for that, I’m done worrying about this stuff.

[temeculaguy]

This spam and ammo thing isn’t really working out now is it? Even though I make light of a few of you as being borderline nutjobs, I took the bait a little. Now that i’m sporting a 3 car garage, all by myself, and because I have some costco stock, I lined the walls of the garage with gorilla racks and I am flush with supplies for armegeddon.

Still no lines forming at my door of hungry, half naked women wanting to trade sex for food. I am quickly becoming an easy target for jokes within my posse. Because I am one of the only one of my friends without a woman living in my house to protest, so my pad had become the default poker game venue. I did pick up a nice poker table on craigs list and have it in the garage, got a tv and tunes wired out there and with all the garage doors open, and only one car in there, it’s roomy and cigar smoking is encouraged. It’s a man cave/bunker combo. So at the last game, my supplies were the butt of every joke. The jokes ranged from “so how long have you been morman?” to “by the time you get through all that toilet paper, it will be obsolete,” to “next time, get the chili without beans, because if the world ends we are all coming here and you don’t want ten guys in one house eating beans, unless of course you have a case of air freshener on that rack.”

And my personal favorite “the internet is for porn and sports, stop reading the crazy stuff or your garage will end up looking like a bunker, oops, too late.”

So thanks for that, I’m done worrying about this stuff.

[temeculaguy]

Sweetness hawk, I remember your blog from the early days, I was but a housing bear cub then and I learned a lot from you. So did many others, karma paid off and that five year hobby of yours pencils out to 85k a year, not too shabby.

[temeculaguy]

Sweetness hawk, I remember your blog from the early days, I was but a housing bear cub then and I learned a lot from you. So did many others, karma paid off and that five year hobby of yours pencils out to 85k a year, not too shabby.

[temeculaguy]

Sweetness hawk, I remember your blog from the early days, I was but a housing bear cub then and I learned a lot from you. So did many others, karma paid off and that five year hobby of yours pencils out to 85k a year, not too shabby.

[temeculaguy]

Sweetness hawk, I remember your blog from the early days, I was but a housing bear cub then and I learned a lot from you. So did many others, karma paid off and that five year hobby of yours pencils out to 85k a year, not too shabby.

[temeculaguy]

Sweetness hawk, I remember your blog from the early days, I was but a housing bear cub then and I learned a lot from you. So did many others, karma paid off and that five year hobby of yours pencils out to 85k a year, not too shabby.

[temeculaguy]

And I assume everyone reads sports illustrated, listens to Bill Simmons’ podcasts and has Dan Patrick’s radio show on in their car every morning. We are both wrong. Plus it’s October, most people in this country, myself included, would burn anything with the words “New York” on them in October. This is the time of the year when the Yankees ruin baseball for everyone else and inspire countless discussions about a salary cap.

I’ve had two already since yesterday, I would put the over/under* on salary cap discussions in the next two weeks at about 10.

*for those of you reading the new yorker and not sports illustrated, over/under is a sports gambling term for bets based on a total score or other stat being more or less than a given number, not based on a win or a loss.

[temeculaguy]

And I assume everyone reads sports illustrated, listens to Bill Simmons’ podcasts and has Dan Patrick’s radio show on in their car every morning. We are both wrong. Plus it’s October, most people in this country, myself included, would burn anything with the words “New York” on them in October. This is the time of the year when the Yankees ruin baseball for everyone else and inspire countless discussions about a salary cap.

I’ve had two already since yesterday, I would put the over/under* on salary cap discussions in the next two weeks at about 10.

*for those of you reading the new yorker and not sports illustrated, over/under is a sports gambling term for bets based on a total score or other stat being more or less than a given number, not based on a win or a loss.

[temeculaguy]

And I assume everyone reads sports illustrated, listens to Bill Simmons’ podcasts and has Dan Patrick’s radio show on in their car every morning. We are both wrong. Plus it’s October, most people in this country, myself included, would burn anything with the words “New York” on them in October. This is the time of the year when the Yankees ruin baseball for everyone else and inspire countless discussions about a salary cap.

I’ve had two already since yesterday, I would put the over/under* on salary cap discussions in the next two weeks at about 10.

*for those of you reading the new yorker and not sports illustrated, over/under is a sports gambling term for bets based on a total score or other stat being more or less than a given number, not based on a win or a loss.

[temeculaguy]

And I assume everyone reads sports illustrated, listens to Bill Simmons’ podcasts and has Dan Patrick’s radio show on in their car every morning. We are both wrong. Plus it’s October, most people in this country, myself included, would burn anything with the words “New York” on them in October. This is the time of the year when the Yankees ruin baseball for everyone else and inspire countless discussions about a salary cap.

I’ve had two already since yesterday, I would put the over/under* on salary cap discussions in the next two weeks at about 10.

*for those of you reading the new yorker and not sports illustrated, over/under is a sports gambling term for bets based on a total score or other stat being more or less than a given number, not based on a win or a loss.

[temeculaguy]

And I assume everyone reads sports illustrated, listens to Bill Simmons’ podcasts and has Dan Patrick’s radio show on in their car every morning. We are both wrong. Plus it’s October, most people in this country, myself included, would burn anything with the words “New York” on them in October. This is the time of the year when the Yankees ruin baseball for everyone else and inspire countless discussions about a salary cap.

I’ve had two already since yesterday, I would put the over/under* on salary cap discussions in the next two weeks at about 10.

*for those of you reading the new yorker and not sports illustrated, over/under is a sports gambling term for bets based on a total score or other stat being more or less than a given number, not based on a win or a loss.

[temeculaguy]

I love you too jp. I probably could have written a shorter comment by just saying that if anyone were to see how jp, car, cbad or a few other of our sisters write when they are in heated dicussion, then all will be fine. Testosterone can be a handicap at times.

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