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flu, let me walk you through this. Just because they have lost before when you attended live, that, in and of itself, is not a jinx. WHere did you park on the previous occasions, what did you wear, who were you with, what did you eat, and specifically, what portions of the game did you miss while going to the bathroom and getting food/drink? For instance, if last time they were winning and then you went to the bathroom and the other team scored, now we are on to something. If it happened twice, then that is what we need to concentrate on, you need to wear depends and just not leave to pee. If the opposite is true, drink a few bottles of water and pee alot. It could be anything, think hard, attendance by itself is never “it.”

Casca, you have a point, Manning is an incredible player, his arm is great, his mind is probably the best in the game and he has mojo right now. Against most teams that is plenty, but he has always had his problems with Rivers and company, and now that I’ve officially changed my stance on Norv, my reverse jinx might overpower his talent. Also, Dungy is missing this time, Dungy had great karma, in close games, Dungy’s karma made a difference. WE also have a secret weapon, I remember exactly how I watched the previous games against the colts when we beat them, I will be replicating my rituals this time, while colts fans will have to randomly try different things, this negates home field advantage, I have that power.

[temeculaguy]

flu, let me walk you through this. Just because they have lost before when you attended live, that, in and of itself, is not a jinx. WHere did you park on the previous occasions, what did you wear, who were you with, what did you eat, and specifically, what portions of the game did you miss while going to the bathroom and getting food/drink? For instance, if last time they were winning and then you went to the bathroom and the other team scored, now we are on to something. If it happened twice, then that is what we need to concentrate on, you need to wear depends and just not leave to pee. If the opposite is true, drink a few bottles of water and pee alot. It could be anything, think hard, attendance by itself is never “it.”

Casca, you have a point, Manning is an incredible player, his arm is great, his mind is probably the best in the game and he has mojo right now. Against most teams that is plenty, but he has always had his problems with Rivers and company, and now that I’ve officially changed my stance on Norv, my reverse jinx might overpower his talent. Also, Dungy is missing this time, Dungy had great karma, in close games, Dungy’s karma made a difference. WE also have a secret weapon, I remember exactly how I watched the previous games against the colts when we beat them, I will be replicating my rituals this time, while colts fans will have to randomly try different things, this negates home field advantage, I have that power.

[temeculaguy]

flu, let me walk you through this. Just because they have lost before when you attended live, that, in and of itself, is not a jinx. WHere did you park on the previous occasions, what did you wear, who were you with, what did you eat, and specifically, what portions of the game did you miss while going to the bathroom and getting food/drink? For instance, if last time they were winning and then you went to the bathroom and the other team scored, now we are on to something. If it happened twice, then that is what we need to concentrate on, you need to wear depends and just not leave to pee. If the opposite is true, drink a few bottles of water and pee alot. It could be anything, think hard, attendance by itself is never “it.”

Casca, you have a point, Manning is an incredible player, his arm is great, his mind is probably the best in the game and he has mojo right now. Against most teams that is plenty, but he has always had his problems with Rivers and company, and now that I’ve officially changed my stance on Norv, my reverse jinx might overpower his talent. Also, Dungy is missing this time, Dungy had great karma, in close games, Dungy’s karma made a difference. WE also have a secret weapon, I remember exactly how I watched the previous games against the colts when we beat them, I will be replicating my rituals this time, while colts fans will have to randomly try different things, this negates home field advantage, I have that power.

[temeculaguy]

flu, let me walk you through this. Just because they have lost before when you attended live, that, in and of itself, is not a jinx. WHere did you park on the previous occasions, what did you wear, who were you with, what did you eat, and specifically, what portions of the game did you miss while going to the bathroom and getting food/drink? For instance, if last time they were winning and then you went to the bathroom and the other team scored, now we are on to something. If it happened twice, then that is what we need to concentrate on, you need to wear depends and just not leave to pee. If the opposite is true, drink a few bottles of water and pee alot. It could be anything, think hard, attendance by itself is never “it.”

Casca, you have a point, Manning is an incredible player, his arm is great, his mind is probably the best in the game and he has mojo right now. Against most teams that is plenty, but he has always had his problems with Rivers and company, and now that I’ve officially changed my stance on Norv, my reverse jinx might overpower his talent. Also, Dungy is missing this time, Dungy had great karma, in close games, Dungy’s karma made a difference. WE also have a secret weapon, I remember exactly how I watched the previous games against the colts when we beat them, I will be replicating my rituals this time, while colts fans will have to randomly try different things, this negates home field advantage, I have that power.

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Ask away TL (you are officially a PIG, I’ve given you an acronym). There’s no reason not to get involved, the education and experience pedigrees are so varied and that’s what makes it fun and probably more accurate. You can find a harvard MBA in the main stream media, and we usually make better predictions as a group, it’s just sometimes a painful an intimidating process for some. The only thing you need to do until you get your sea legs is to avoid picking fights, especially with the old guard, but if you’ve lurked for a while, you know that. Courtesy and kindess go a long way, it’s a civilized debate with participants from various perspectives and more than likely the advice you get, when you blend it all together, will be better than you can find anywhere. Treat the answers like they treat the judges scores in the olympics, throw out the best and worst on the extremes, then average the rest, we have no control over the crackpots on either end of the spectrum, they are our crackpots and we love them, but take the average of the remaining contributors, it’s a good formula, works with almost anything. So what’s the question?

[temeculaguy]

Ask away TL (you are officially a PIG, I’ve given you an acronym). There’s no reason not to get involved, the education and experience pedigrees are so varied and that’s what makes it fun and probably more accurate. You can find a harvard MBA in the main stream media, and we usually make better predictions as a group, it’s just sometimes a painful an intimidating process for some. The only thing you need to do until you get your sea legs is to avoid picking fights, especially with the old guard, but if you’ve lurked for a while, you know that. Courtesy and kindess go a long way, it’s a civilized debate with participants from various perspectives and more than likely the advice you get, when you blend it all together, will be better than you can find anywhere. Treat the answers like they treat the judges scores in the olympics, throw out the best and worst on the extremes, then average the rest, we have no control over the crackpots on either end of the spectrum, they are our crackpots and we love them, but take the average of the remaining contributors, it’s a good formula, works with almost anything. So what’s the question?

[temeculaguy]

Ask away TL (you are officially a PIG, I’ve given you an acronym). There’s no reason not to get involved, the education and experience pedigrees are so varied and that’s what makes it fun and probably more accurate. You can find a harvard MBA in the main stream media, and we usually make better predictions as a group, it’s just sometimes a painful an intimidating process for some. The only thing you need to do until you get your sea legs is to avoid picking fights, especially with the old guard, but if you’ve lurked for a while, you know that. Courtesy and kindess go a long way, it’s a civilized debate with participants from various perspectives and more than likely the advice you get, when you blend it all together, will be better than you can find anywhere. Treat the answers like they treat the judges scores in the olympics, throw out the best and worst on the extremes, then average the rest, we have no control over the crackpots on either end of the spectrum, they are our crackpots and we love them, but take the average of the remaining contributors, it’s a good formula, works with almost anything. So what’s the question?

[temeculaguy]

Ask away TL (you are officially a PIG, I’ve given you an acronym). There’s no reason not to get involved, the education and experience pedigrees are so varied and that’s what makes it fun and probably more accurate. You can find a harvard MBA in the main stream media, and we usually make better predictions as a group, it’s just sometimes a painful an intimidating process for some. The only thing you need to do until you get your sea legs is to avoid picking fights, especially with the old guard, but if you’ve lurked for a while, you know that. Courtesy and kindess go a long way, it’s a civilized debate with participants from various perspectives and more than likely the advice you get, when you blend it all together, will be better than you can find anywhere. Treat the answers like they treat the judges scores in the olympics, throw out the best and worst on the extremes, then average the rest, we have no control over the crackpots on either end of the spectrum, they are our crackpots and we love them, but take the average of the remaining contributors, it’s a good formula, works with almost anything. So what’s the question?

[temeculaguy]

Ask away TL (you are officially a PIG, I’ve given you an acronym). There’s no reason not to get involved, the education and experience pedigrees are so varied and that’s what makes it fun and probably more accurate. You can find a harvard MBA in the main stream media, and we usually make better predictions as a group, it’s just sometimes a painful an intimidating process for some. The only thing you need to do until you get your sea legs is to avoid picking fights, especially with the old guard, but if you’ve lurked for a while, you know that. Courtesy and kindess go a long way, it’s a civilized debate with participants from various perspectives and more than likely the advice you get, when you blend it all together, will be better than you can find anywhere. Treat the answers like they treat the judges scores in the olympics, throw out the best and worst on the extremes, then average the rest, we have no control over the crackpots on either end of the spectrum, they are our crackpots and we love them, but take the average of the remaining contributors, it’s a good formula, works with almost anything. So what’s the question?

[temeculaguy]

I hear you Pablo, we aren’t crazy, everyone else is just not enlightened.

CAR, you shouldn’t tempt me, Mr. CAR is mancandy and I just got out of my most recent romantic entanglement. I don’t want to threadjack my own thread, but if I could figure out a way to be attracted to men, I’d do it because women are all crazy, the problem is, I love women, they are soft, have less hair and the underwear is better, I guess I’m doomed to this life and once again Aecitia was right when she told a few months ago that I was violating my own rule of not having a girlfriend from late December to early February. The complications of gift buying and the overlap season of the NFL and NBA is grueling, my teams need me and during the overlap I just don’t have the time to keep the fire stoked. The Lakers had been losing some critical and some easy games because me, now I can focus.

Aecitia, I think you already know the answer to that question, but I’m your favorite narcissist and No, grooming standards are never part of the ritual, that’s a hockey thing and the primary reason I never date women who are big hockey fans, because I hate the “playoff beard.”

[temeculaguy]

I hear you Pablo, we aren’t crazy, everyone else is just not enlightened.

CAR, you shouldn’t tempt me, Mr. CAR is mancandy and I just got out of my most recent romantic entanglement. I don’t want to threadjack my own thread, but if I could figure out a way to be attracted to men, I’d do it because women are all crazy, the problem is, I love women, they are soft, have less hair and the underwear is better, I guess I’m doomed to this life and once again Aecitia was right when she told a few months ago that I was violating my own rule of not having a girlfriend from late December to early February. The complications of gift buying and the overlap season of the NFL and NBA is grueling, my teams need me and during the overlap I just don’t have the time to keep the fire stoked. The Lakers had been losing some critical and some easy games because me, now I can focus.

Aecitia, I think you already know the answer to that question, but I’m your favorite narcissist and No, grooming standards are never part of the ritual, that’s a hockey thing and the primary reason I never date women who are big hockey fans, because I hate the “playoff beard.”

[temeculaguy]

I hear you Pablo, we aren’t crazy, everyone else is just not enlightened.

CAR, you shouldn’t tempt me, Mr. CAR is mancandy and I just got out of my most recent romantic entanglement. I don’t want to threadjack my own thread, but if I could figure out a way to be attracted to men, I’d do it because women are all crazy, the problem is, I love women, they are soft, have less hair and the underwear is better, I guess I’m doomed to this life and once again Aecitia was right when she told a few months ago that I was violating my own rule of not having a girlfriend from late December to early February. The complications of gift buying and the overlap season of the NFL and NBA is grueling, my teams need me and during the overlap I just don’t have the time to keep the fire stoked. The Lakers had been losing some critical and some easy games because me, now I can focus.

Aecitia, I think you already know the answer to that question, but I’m your favorite narcissist and No, grooming standards are never part of the ritual, that’s a hockey thing and the primary reason I never date women who are big hockey fans, because I hate the “playoff beard.”

[temeculaguy]

I hear you Pablo, we aren’t crazy, everyone else is just not enlightened.

CAR, you shouldn’t tempt me, Mr. CAR is mancandy and I just got out of my most recent romantic entanglement. I don’t want to threadjack my own thread, but if I could figure out a way to be attracted to men, I’d do it because women are all crazy, the problem is, I love women, they are soft, have less hair and the underwear is better, I guess I’m doomed to this life and once again Aecitia was right when she told a few months ago that I was violating my own rule of not having a girlfriend from late December to early February. The complications of gift buying and the overlap season of the NFL and NBA is grueling, my teams need me and during the overlap I just don’t have the time to keep the fire stoked. The Lakers had been losing some critical and some easy games because me, now I can focus.

Aecitia, I think you already know the answer to that question, but I’m your favorite narcissist and No, grooming standards are never part of the ritual, that’s a hockey thing and the primary reason I never date women who are big hockey fans, because I hate the “playoff beard.”

[temeculaguy]

I hear you Pablo, we aren’t crazy, everyone else is just not enlightened.

CAR, you shouldn’t tempt me, Mr. CAR is mancandy and I just got out of my most recent romantic entanglement. I don’t want to threadjack my own thread, but if I could figure out a way to be attracted to men, I’d do it because women are all crazy, the problem is, I love women, they are soft, have less hair and the underwear is better, I guess I’m doomed to this life and once again Aecitia was right when she told a few months ago that I was violating my own rule of not having a girlfriend from late December to early February. The complications of gift buying and the overlap season of the NFL and NBA is grueling, my teams need me and during the overlap I just don’t have the time to keep the fire stoked. The Lakers had been losing some critical and some easy games because me, now I can focus.

Aecitia, I think you already know the answer to that question, but I’m your favorite narcissist and No, grooming standards are never part of the ritual, that’s a hockey thing and the primary reason I never date women who are big hockey fans, because I hate the “playoff beard.”

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Hitler and desmond, those were funny, but you have to humor me here, I was being sincere and trying to pull a reverse jinx. Since his arrival I have said he was the problem and they lost in the playoffs, now I get on his bandwagon, perhaps I can change the course of history. You might find it amusing that I think that I can alter the results of a game by my actions, but the other maniacs will understand me. I’ve chosen to not watch certain games, to not eat certain foods while watching certain games, to watch certain games with certain people, all in the name of reproducing past success or avoid past failure. When you find a true sports fan, one who’s mood can be altered based on the outcome of a game, one who’s heart rate and blood pressure can be affected, then you will find someone who believes in jinx’s, the reverse jinx and the double reverse.

If the chargers win the superbowl, I will take full credit, I will be convinced that my support of Norv was the key, I will likely get into a future bar brawl because someone slighted him. But if they lose next week, I will keep searching for that magic formula and my role in their luck, eventually I’ll find it. This is about as hard to explain and someone’s religion, but it’s real to me so it’s real. I gotta go, the games start in a little while, I have my rituals to attend to.

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