[quote=Arraya]Obama sucks capital’s cock like a $2 whore. He dropped to his knees as soon as he got in office. This narrative is batshit crazy. I mean, its serious comic book stuff -which is why it is so popular with fundamentalist christians.[/quote]
like a $2 whore? that seems an inapt analogy. wouldn’t performance increase with pay? that’s the capitalist narrative. Did you mean more like a $2,000 whore?
yes, it’s true. you have to be pretty averse to having another kid to allow some quack to approach your crotch with a sharp scalpel and start pulling important tubes out of you.. That, and loaded up on xanax.
One more kid wouldve killed me. or at least taken me down to a bad tired place from which perhaps i never wouldve recovered. course, now that they’re all big and splendid, i wish i had a few more!
while he was doing the vasectomy, i wouldnt have minded getting my appendix out and if i needed a circumcision, hell do that too.
get all your work done at once.
did cave people have so many appendix problems? maybe it’s some modern toxin thing…
It is required by Jewish law. It does seem strange to me that it caught on so widely. Is it the case that in olden times no one was circumcised except the people of my tribe? It was probably a lot cooler as a group identity mark then. Much more radical than say a tattoo.
it does seem unlikely that at any time in history men have complained about having too much penis.
lugging this big heavy thing around. ugh. what a chore.
imagine the first jews, how alarmed they must have been when the main guy said, comehere. bring your kid. ok, heres the plan. to be with us, we’re gonna cut off a piece of your kids penis. you in?
until it got established, i’m guessing it seemed a little radical at the time…
