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[quote=paramount]Courts across the nation have far more power and influence than they should thanks to John Marshall.

And states power has been usurped by the national government – and much of this was started with John Marshall as well.

The Senate has an obligation IMO to reject any unacceptable scotus nominee.[/quote]

I guess one way to get rid of the Supreme Court would be for the senate to never consent and then just wait for the oldsters on the bench to die off…..

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[quote=pencilneck]Saw this posted elsewhere:

Antonin Scalia requested cremation in his will, but millions of women will meet tomorrow to discuss if that’s really best for his body.[/quote]

Heh heh…

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The arrest wasn’t for the failure to pay. I think it was off a warrant post judgment for a debtors examination he failed to appear for…

He probably got used to blowing off notices. Some u can some u can’t…

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Final part of cleaning up 9/11 conspiracy. George Bush has no alibi for the night in question. Odd, no?

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He was an artist.

The textualism is just a gimmick, a prop. If it works use it, but it can be dropped or warped to whatever you are trying to get a result for.

Like fortune telling, tea leaf reading, textualism is performance art. He was about as good at keeping up the facade as o9ne could be…

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[quote=FlyerInHi]Scalia likely had chronic health problems.
I’m pretty sure he dyed his hair dark. Would you dye your hair, scaredy?

What is aging gracefully?[/quote]

I will not dye my hair. I will not.

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[quote=FlyerInHi][quote=scaredyclassic]I would gladly take Scalia’s lifespan/ outcome[/quote]

Given his achievements and influence? Or do you simply mean living to 79 and dying in his sleep?

If euthanasia were legal, dying in sleep would be a piece of cake.[/quote]

No I’d just take being active hale and hearty then dropping at 79.

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I would gladly take Scalia’s lifespan/ outcome

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I miss him already. Dude knew how to move through life. I aspire to be such a confident fellow like him.

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true. thats why we must live by the spirit of this 17th c. poem (substituting of course, dumps for rosebuds)..

Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old Time is still a-flying;
And this same flower that smiles today
To-morrow will be dying.
The glorious lamp of heaven, the sun,
The higher he’s a-getting,
The sooner will his race be run,
And nearer he’s to setting.
That age is best which is the first,
When youth and blood are warmer;
But being spent, the worse, and worst
Times still succeed the former.
Then be not coy, but use your time,
And, while ye may, go marry:
For having lost but once your prime,
You may forever tarry.

todays dump was awesome but who knows what tomorrow brings…

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just for me, pooping > peeing

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don’t get me wrong. i like to pee. in fact, this great poem by garrison keillor speaks directly to my fondness for urination.

O what a luxury it be
how exquisite, what perfect bliss
so ordinary and yet chic
to pee to piss to take a leak

To feel your bladder just go free
and open like the Mighty Miss
and all your cares go down the creek
to pee to piss to take a leak

for gentlemen of great physique
who can hold water for one week
for ladies who one-quarter cup
of tea can fill completely up
for folks in urinalysis
for Viennese and Greek and Swiss
for little kids just learning this
for everyone it’s pretty great
to urinate
women are quite circumspect
but men can piss with great effect
with terrible hydraulic force
can make a stream or change its course
can put out fires or cigarettes
and sometimes
laying down our bets
late at night outside the bars
we like to aim up at the stars

Yes for men it’s much more grand
women sit or sqat
we stand
and hold the fellow in our hand
and proudly watch the yellow arc
adjust the range and make our mark
on stones and posts for rival men
to smell and not come back again

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for me, constipation would be enough to get me off the dope. I find constipation nonnegotiable. in my view, laying down beautiful deuce is the ultimate pleasure in life. Better than an orgasm. Better than drugs or alcohol. Better than exercise.

it is just the sweetest most wonderful feeling int he world. you approach the toilet all anxious and backed up, and you leave, well, perfect. it’s better than sex in its utter refreshment. no drug compares with that incredible relief.

Poops, not drugs.

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Did u catch the opioid constipation medication commercial on the superbowl? Hilarious! How many constipated dope fiends are there in the nation that this commercial pays off???!!!

Cray cray

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Mmm. That’s not exactly the standard.

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