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Personally, I wouldn’t loan you the money. You may have great credit and high income, but that doesn’t mean you won’t walk if/when the $800K house becomes a $700K house. Even if it doesn’t decline, at 10% down, you’re almost underwater because of commissions and fees if you should decide/are forced to move.

[Doofrat]

$160,000 and a VP title for being team leader of the Computer Help Desk?!? The Help Desk!
I want that job…oh wait, it doesn’t exist anymore 😉

[Doofrat]

$160,000 and a VP title for being team leader of the Computer Help Desk?!? The Help Desk!
I want that job…oh wait, it doesn’t exist anymore 😉

[Doofrat]

$160,000 and a VP title for being team leader of the Computer Help Desk?!? The Help Desk!
I want that job…oh wait, it doesn’t exist anymore 😉

[Doofrat]

$160,000 and a VP title for being team leader of the Computer Help Desk?!? The Help Desk!
I want that job…oh wait, it doesn’t exist anymore 😉

[Doofrat]

$160,000 and a VP title for being team leader of the Computer Help Desk?!? The Help Desk!
I want that job…oh wait, it doesn’t exist anymore 😉

[Doofrat]

Here’s a Warren Buffet joke with some slight adjustments:

David Lereah dies and goes to heaven.
He get’s to the gates and of heaven and St. Peter says, “well, you know, we’d love to have you, but the area we reserve for Real Estate Professionals is all full” as he points to an area bursting with Real Estate Professionals.
David Lereah tells St. Peter “No problem…watch this”. He cups his hands to his mouth and yells as loud as he can “Real Estate boom in Hell, now’s the time to buy!”
All the Real Estate Professionals rush as fast as they can past the golden gates and past the amazed St. Peter clambering over each other to get down to hell.
St. Peter says to David Lereah “Well, I guess there’s room now, welcome!”
David Lereah says “Are you kidding me? What if that rumor’s true?!? ” as he too rushes down to hell.

[Doofrat]

Here’s a Warren Buffet joke with some slight adjustments:

David Lereah dies and goes to heaven.
He get’s to the gates and of heaven and St. Peter says, “well, you know, we’d love to have you, but the area we reserve for Real Estate Professionals is all full” as he points to an area bursting with Real Estate Professionals.
David Lereah tells St. Peter “No problem…watch this”. He cups his hands to his mouth and yells as loud as he can “Real Estate boom in Hell, now’s the time to buy!”
All the Real Estate Professionals rush as fast as they can past the golden gates and past the amazed St. Peter clambering over each other to get down to hell.
St. Peter says to David Lereah “Well, I guess there’s room now, welcome!”
David Lereah says “Are you kidding me? What if that rumor’s true?!? ” as he too rushes down to hell.

[Doofrat]

Here’s a Warren Buffet joke with some slight adjustments:

David Lereah dies and goes to heaven.
He get’s to the gates and of heaven and St. Peter says, “well, you know, we’d love to have you, but the area we reserve for Real Estate Professionals is all full” as he points to an area bursting with Real Estate Professionals.
David Lereah tells St. Peter “No problem…watch this”. He cups his hands to his mouth and yells as loud as he can “Real Estate boom in Hell, now’s the time to buy!”
All the Real Estate Professionals rush as fast as they can past the golden gates and past the amazed St. Peter clambering over each other to get down to hell.
St. Peter says to David Lereah “Well, I guess there’s room now, welcome!”
David Lereah says “Are you kidding me? What if that rumor’s true?!? ” as he too rushes down to hell.

[Doofrat]

Here’s a Warren Buffet joke with some slight adjustments:

David Lereah dies and goes to heaven.
He get’s to the gates and of heaven and St. Peter says, “well, you know, we’d love to have you, but the area we reserve for Real Estate Professionals is all full” as he points to an area bursting with Real Estate Professionals.
David Lereah tells St. Peter “No problem…watch this”. He cups his hands to his mouth and yells as loud as he can “Real Estate boom in Hell, now’s the time to buy!”
All the Real Estate Professionals rush as fast as they can past the golden gates and past the amazed St. Peter clambering over each other to get down to hell.
St. Peter says to David Lereah “Well, I guess there’s room now, welcome!”
David Lereah says “Are you kidding me? What if that rumor’s true?!? ” as he too rushes down to hell.

[Doofrat]

Here’s a Warren Buffet joke with some slight adjustments:

David Lereah dies and goes to heaven.
He get’s to the gates and of heaven and St. Peter says, “well, you know, we’d love to have you, but the area we reserve for Real Estate Professionals is all full” as he points to an area bursting with Real Estate Professionals.
David Lereah tells St. Peter “No problem…watch this”. He cups his hands to his mouth and yells as loud as he can “Real Estate boom in Hell, now’s the time to buy!”
All the Real Estate Professionals rush as fast as they can past the golden gates and past the amazed St. Peter clambering over each other to get down to hell.
St. Peter says to David Lereah “Well, I guess there’s room now, welcome!”
David Lereah says “Are you kidding me? What if that rumor’s true?!? ” as he too rushes down to hell.

[Doofrat]

This ranch is priced to mooooooove!
Still on the fence about buying? Look at this price!
This is an udderly awesome deal!
Buy now says the brown cow!

[Doofrat]

This ranch is priced to mooooooove!
Still on the fence about buying? Look at this price!
This is an udderly awesome deal!
Buy now says the brown cow!

[Doofrat]

This ranch is priced to mooooooove!
Still on the fence about buying? Look at this price!
This is an udderly awesome deal!
Buy now says the brown cow!

[Doofrat]

This ranch is priced to mooooooove!
Still on the fence about buying? Look at this price!
This is an udderly awesome deal!
Buy now says the brown cow!

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