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Your sociopaths as landlords are planning to show it now.

You have a lease and it says no showings until 30 days before the lease is up. Stick to that, don’t budge. Unless they let you out of the lease early, no showings until 30 days before. They want to stick to their end of the lease, then you should too.
Your landlords suck at planning their lives, and they want you to give up the quality of your life to make up for their crappy planning. I’d at least expect them to let you out of the lease early if they want to show and sell, but they don’t even want to do that. Screw em’!
Maybe you should put up a bunch of no trespassing and no realtors signs up around the place and then tell em’ the signs come down 30 days before the end of the lease.

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Here’s a posting about somebody who supposedly took a dealer car and ran it trough the same scenario and the Saylor car:

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1859407

Summary: You can’t shift into neutral using the gate that is normally used, the computer overrides it at high speed. You have to shift into the center unmarked gate to shift into neutral. Again, this is like the start button, unless you know the specific steps involved in operating it in an emergency situation, your chance of working it correctly are almost nil’

Picture for reference:

http://l.yimg.com/dv/izp/lexus_es_350_2009_interior_gearshift.jpg

[Doofrat]

Here’s a posting about somebody who supposedly took a dealer car and ran it trough the same scenario and the Saylor car:

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1859407

Summary: You can’t shift into neutral using the gate that is normally used, the computer overrides it at high speed. You have to shift into the center unmarked gate to shift into neutral. Again, this is like the start button, unless you know the specific steps involved in operating it in an emergency situation, your chance of working it correctly are almost nil’

Picture for reference:

http://l.yimg.com/dv/izp/lexus_es_350_2009_interior_gearshift.jpg

[Doofrat]

Here’s a posting about somebody who supposedly took a dealer car and ran it trough the same scenario and the Saylor car:

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1859407

Summary: You can’t shift into neutral using the gate that is normally used, the computer overrides it at high speed. You have to shift into the center unmarked gate to shift into neutral. Again, this is like the start button, unless you know the specific steps involved in operating it in an emergency situation, your chance of working it correctly are almost nil’

Picture for reference:

http://l.yimg.com/dv/izp/lexus_es_350_2009_interior_gearshift.jpg

[Doofrat]

Here’s a posting about somebody who supposedly took a dealer car and ran it trough the same scenario and the Saylor car:

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1859407

Summary: You can’t shift into neutral using the gate that is normally used, the computer overrides it at high speed. You have to shift into the center unmarked gate to shift into neutral. Again, this is like the start button, unless you know the specific steps involved in operating it in an emergency situation, your chance of working it correctly are almost nil’

Picture for reference:

http://l.yimg.com/dv/izp/lexus_es_350_2009_interior_gearshift.jpg

[Doofrat]

Here’s a posting about somebody who supposedly took a dealer car and ran it trough the same scenario and the Saylor car:

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1859407

Summary: You can’t shift into neutral using the gate that is normally used, the computer overrides it at high speed. You have to shift into the center unmarked gate to shift into neutral. Again, this is like the start button, unless you know the specific steps involved in operating it in an emergency situation, your chance of working it correctly are almost nil’

Picture for reference:

http://l.yimg.com/dv/izp/lexus_es_350_2009_interior_gearshift.jpg

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Here’s one I saved in November of 2006 knowing it’d be funny later on. You have to click on it to enlarge.

[Doofrat]

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Here’s one I saved in November of 2006 knowing it’d be funny later on. You have to click on it to enlarge.

[Doofrat]

[img_assist|nid=11965|title=NAR Good Time To Buy|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=57|height=100]

Here’s one I saved in November of 2006 knowing it’d be funny later on. You have to click on it to enlarge.

[Doofrat]

[img_assist|nid=11965|title=NAR Good Time To Buy|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=57|height=100]

Here’s one I saved in November of 2006 knowing it’d be funny later on. You have to click on it to enlarge.

[Doofrat]

[img_assist|nid=11965|title=NAR Good Time To Buy|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=57|height=100]

Here’s one I saved in November of 2006 knowing it’d be funny later on. You have to click on it to enlarge.

[Doofrat]

8 out of 10 Realtors think that it’s always great time to buy a house and you should buy the most house you can afford — and the other two aren’t greedy sociopathic liars.

[Doofrat]

8 out of 10 Realtors think that it’s always great time to buy a house and you should buy the most house you can afford — and the other two aren’t greedy sociopathic liars.

[Doofrat]

8 out of 10 Realtors think that it’s always great time to buy a house and you should buy the most house you can afford — and the other two aren’t greedy sociopathic liars.

[Doofrat]

8 out of 10 Realtors think that it’s always great time to buy a house and you should buy the most house you can afford — and the other two aren’t greedy sociopathic liars.

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