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  • May 21, 2011 at 6:53 PM #698864
    njtosd
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    [quote=briansd1]

    The marriage vows say nothing about sex outside of marriage.

    One can have sex outside of marriage, still honor one’s word, and still love and cherish one’s spouse, all at the same time.[/quote]

    Umm . . . . . usually people discuss their plans for marriage with their potential spouse prior to taking their marriage vows. I guess it is sort of a recipe for disaster if all you discuss prior to the big day is sports, politics and the antics of your coworkers. I distinctly remember looking at my husband-to-be and asking him if he wanted to have kids, and if so, how many. I would think that most people would work out those basic issues (including monogamy vs. lack thereof) before on embarking on something like marriage. But maybe not . . . .

    May 21, 2011 at 9:53 PM #697690
    moneymaker
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    [quote=walterwhite]Perhaps the vow should include; ” do you, Brian agree to have sex with Edith and Edith only, until you drop dead, unless she dies first, and if she’s pissed at you, and refuses to have sex with you, in which case you agree that you will have no sex whatsoever, for whatever time period Edith specifies, completely at her discretion, other than with yourself, of course, but in any event discreetly, for as long as it takes for edith to momentarily suspend her disgust with you ling enough to engage in intercourse, and to in any event not have sex with anyone employed in the household under any circumstances, even if you haven’t gotten laid in like a year.
    I do”[/quote]
    Love it! Seriously though how many women would marry a man that from the get go said he wanted to have sex with other women-none I presume. How many men would get married if they knew with certainty that they would be having less sex married than if they were single-probably not any.

    May 21, 2011 at 9:53 PM #697781
    moneymaker
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    [quote=walterwhite]Perhaps the vow should include; ” do you, Brian agree to have sex with Edith and Edith only, until you drop dead, unless she dies first, and if she’s pissed at you, and refuses to have sex with you, in which case you agree that you will have no sex whatsoever, for whatever time period Edith specifies, completely at her discretion, other than with yourself, of course, but in any event discreetly, for as long as it takes for edith to momentarily suspend her disgust with you ling enough to engage in intercourse, and to in any event not have sex with anyone employed in the household under any circumstances, even if you haven’t gotten laid in like a year.
    I do”[/quote]
    Love it! Seriously though how many women would marry a man that from the get go said he wanted to have sex with other women-none I presume. How many men would get married if they knew with certainty that they would be having less sex married than if they were single-probably not any.

    May 21, 2011 at 9:53 PM #698377
    moneymaker
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    [quote=walterwhite]Perhaps the vow should include; ” do you, Brian agree to have sex with Edith and Edith only, until you drop dead, unless she dies first, and if she’s pissed at you, and refuses to have sex with you, in which case you agree that you will have no sex whatsoever, for whatever time period Edith specifies, completely at her discretion, other than with yourself, of course, but in any event discreetly, for as long as it takes for edith to momentarily suspend her disgust with you ling enough to engage in intercourse, and to in any event not have sex with anyone employed in the household under any circumstances, even if you haven’t gotten laid in like a year.
    I do”[/quote]
    Love it! Seriously though how many women would marry a man that from the get go said he wanted to have sex with other women-none I presume. How many men would get married if they knew with certainty that they would be having less sex married than if they were single-probably not any.

    May 21, 2011 at 9:53 PM #698523
    moneymaker
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    [quote=walterwhite]Perhaps the vow should include; ” do you, Brian agree to have sex with Edith and Edith only, until you drop dead, unless she dies first, and if she’s pissed at you, and refuses to have sex with you, in which case you agree that you will have no sex whatsoever, for whatever time period Edith specifies, completely at her discretion, other than with yourself, of course, but in any event discreetly, for as long as it takes for edith to momentarily suspend her disgust with you ling enough to engage in intercourse, and to in any event not have sex with anyone employed in the household under any circumstances, even if you haven’t gotten laid in like a year.
    I do”[/quote]
    Love it! Seriously though how many women would marry a man that from the get go said he wanted to have sex with other women-none I presume. How many men would get married if they knew with certainty that they would be having less sex married than if they were single-probably not any.

    May 21, 2011 at 9:53 PM #698879
    moneymaker
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    [quote=walterwhite]Perhaps the vow should include; ” do you, Brian agree to have sex with Edith and Edith only, until you drop dead, unless she dies first, and if she’s pissed at you, and refuses to have sex with you, in which case you agree that you will have no sex whatsoever, for whatever time period Edith specifies, completely at her discretion, other than with yourself, of course, but in any event discreetly, for as long as it takes for edith to momentarily suspend her disgust with you ling enough to engage in intercourse, and to in any event not have sex with anyone employed in the household under any circumstances, even if you haven’t gotten laid in like a year.
    I do”[/quote]
    Love it! Seriously though how many women would marry a man that from the get go said he wanted to have sex with other women-none I presume. How many men would get married if they knew with certainty that they would be having less sex married than if they were single-probably not any.

    May 21, 2011 at 10:29 PM #697710
    scaredyclassic
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    the problem with discussing and planning the goddamn future is no one who is getting married has any goddamn idea what’s coming. You cannot really discuss the future because you are intoxicated; high on love. you are not even competent to discuss the future because your brain is all effed up. I think you would be more rational if you were spun out up straight 3 days on methamphetamine than in love.

    May 21, 2011 at 10:29 PM #697801
    scaredyclassic
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    the problem with discussing and planning the goddamn future is no one who is getting married has any goddamn idea what’s coming. You cannot really discuss the future because you are intoxicated; high on love. you are not even competent to discuss the future because your brain is all effed up. I think you would be more rational if you were spun out up straight 3 days on methamphetamine than in love.

    May 21, 2011 at 10:29 PM #698397
    scaredyclassic
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    the problem with discussing and planning the goddamn future is no one who is getting married has any goddamn idea what’s coming. You cannot really discuss the future because you are intoxicated; high on love. you are not even competent to discuss the future because your brain is all effed up. I think you would be more rational if you were spun out up straight 3 days on methamphetamine than in love.

    May 21, 2011 at 10:29 PM #698543
    scaredyclassic
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    the problem with discussing and planning the goddamn future is no one who is getting married has any goddamn idea what’s coming. You cannot really discuss the future because you are intoxicated; high on love. you are not even competent to discuss the future because your brain is all effed up. I think you would be more rational if you were spun out up straight 3 days on methamphetamine than in love.

    May 21, 2011 at 10:29 PM #698899
    scaredyclassic
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    the problem with discussing and planning the goddamn future is no one who is getting married has any goddamn idea what’s coming. You cannot really discuss the future because you are intoxicated; high on love. you are not even competent to discuss the future because your brain is all effed up. I think you would be more rational if you were spun out up straight 3 days on methamphetamine than in love.

    May 23, 2011 at 4:52 PM #697970
    davelj
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    John Stewart on Henri Levy/Ben Stein on DSK… very funny

    http://gawker.com/5803797/jon-stewart-takes-down-ben-steins-defense-of-dominique-strauss+kahn

    May 23, 2011 at 4:52 PM #698061
    davelj
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    John Stewart on Henri Levy/Ben Stein on DSK… very funny

    http://gawker.com/5803797/jon-stewart-takes-down-ben-steins-defense-of-dominique-strauss+kahn

    May 23, 2011 at 4:52 PM #698656
    davelj
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    John Stewart on Henri Levy/Ben Stein on DSK… very funny

    http://gawker.com/5803797/jon-stewart-takes-down-ben-steins-defense-of-dominique-strauss+kahn

    May 23, 2011 at 4:52 PM #698802
    davelj
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    John Stewart on Henri Levy/Ben Stein on DSK… very funny

    http://gawker.com/5803797/jon-stewart-takes-down-ben-steins-defense-of-dominique-strauss+kahn

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