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August 27, 2007 at 10:14 AM #81691August 27, 2007 at 2:34 PM #81701
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Guest1) Their bragging how their 60″ plasma can now surf the web, ‘cause they hooked it up to a PC, which leads into….
2) It can also display the multiple Terabytes of photos of their “adorable kids” from the extra PC they now have hooked to the plasma. Which leads into….
3) Seeing a “a few photos” turns into TWO HOURS of looking at awful photos of their spoiled kids. I’m talkin’ people who could NOT take a good photo on accident. People that didn’t even take the time to re-orient images so people are right-side UP, after their 10 Mpixel camera upchucked thousands of images from their every insipid family event just so you can see each and every boring dreadful image.I bet you know at least one family just like them?
Thankfully we don’t. We’re gay. We don’t have kids (or pets) and neither do our friends – even the lesbians.
We party like heteros do before they have kids. We can tell off-color jokes and not worry about Little Johnny repeating what we said. We can drink and not have to worry about breast feeding. We don’t have to worry about babysitters and we never, ever, ever have to sit through “a few pictures”.
It’s glorious!
August 27, 2007 at 2:34 PM #81835Guest1) Their bragging how their 60″ plasma can now surf the web, ‘cause they hooked it up to a PC, which leads into….
2) It can also display the multiple Terabytes of photos of their “adorable kids” from the extra PC they now have hooked to the plasma. Which leads into….
3) Seeing a “a few photos” turns into TWO HOURS of looking at awful photos of their spoiled kids. I’m talkin’ people who could NOT take a good photo on accident. People that didn’t even take the time to re-orient images so people are right-side UP, after their 10 Mpixel camera upchucked thousands of images from their every insipid family event just so you can see each and every boring dreadful image.I bet you know at least one family just like them?
Thankfully we don’t. We’re gay. We don’t have kids (or pets) and neither do our friends – even the lesbians.
We party like heteros do before they have kids. We can tell off-color jokes and not worry about Little Johnny repeating what we said. We can drink and not have to worry about breast feeding. We don’t have to worry about babysitters and we never, ever, ever have to sit through “a few pictures”.
It’s glorious!
August 27, 2007 at 2:34 PM #81852Guest1) Their bragging how their 60″ plasma can now surf the web, ‘cause they hooked it up to a PC, which leads into….
2) It can also display the multiple Terabytes of photos of their “adorable kids” from the extra PC they now have hooked to the plasma. Which leads into….
3) Seeing a “a few photos” turns into TWO HOURS of looking at awful photos of their spoiled kids. I’m talkin’ people who could NOT take a good photo on accident. People that didn’t even take the time to re-orient images so people are right-side UP, after their 10 Mpixel camera upchucked thousands of images from their every insipid family event just so you can see each and every boring dreadful image.I bet you know at least one family just like them?
Thankfully we don’t. We’re gay. We don’t have kids (or pets) and neither do our friends – even the lesbians.
We party like heteros do before they have kids. We can tell off-color jokes and not worry about Little Johnny repeating what we said. We can drink and not have to worry about breast feeding. We don’t have to worry about babysitters and we never, ever, ever have to sit through “a few pictures”.
It’s glorious!
August 27, 2007 at 2:55 PM #81713NotCranky
Participant“Thankfully we don’t. We’re gay. We don’t have kids (or pets) and neither do our friends – even the lesbians.
We party like heteros do before they have kids. We can tell off-color jokes and not worry about Little Johnny repeating what we said. We can drink and not have to worry about breast feeding. We don’t have to worry about babysitters and we never, ever, ever have to sit through “a few pictures”.
It’s glorious!”
You really know how to make a big tough staight man cry! Actually I love being the dad and the husband. Bad part about being gay, 50/50 chance you end up being the wife I guess. Just kidding! I hope my kids are not looking over my shoulder.oops!
August 27, 2007 at 2:55 PM #81847Participant“Thankfully we don’t. We’re gay. We don’t have kids (or pets) and neither do our friends – even the lesbians.
We party like heteros do before they have kids. We can tell off-color jokes and not worry about Little Johnny repeating what we said. We can drink and not have to worry about breast feeding. We don’t have to worry about babysitters and we never, ever, ever have to sit through “a few pictures”.
It’s glorious!”
You really know how to make a big tough staight man cry! Actually I love being the dad and the husband. Bad part about being gay, 50/50 chance you end up being the wife I guess. Just kidding! I hope my kids are not looking over my shoulder.oops!
August 27, 2007 at 2:55 PM #81864Participant“Thankfully we don’t. We’re gay. We don’t have kids (or pets) and neither do our friends – even the lesbians.
We party like heteros do before they have kids. We can tell off-color jokes and not worry about Little Johnny repeating what we said. We can drink and not have to worry about breast feeding. We don’t have to worry about babysitters and we never, ever, ever have to sit through “a few pictures”.
It’s glorious!”
You really know how to make a big tough staight man cry! Actually I love being the dad and the husband. Bad part about being gay, 50/50 chance you end up being the wife I guess. Just kidding! I hope my kids are not looking over my shoulder.oops!
August 27, 2007 at 3:02 PM #81716Participant“Submitted by farbet on August 27, 2007 – 10:25am.
Tired of the posts. Where are the juicy stuff posters. Maybe on vacation”FARBET! Where the hell is FARBET?
August 27, 2007 at 3:02 PM #81850Participant“Submitted by farbet on August 27, 2007 – 10:25am.
Tired of the posts. Where are the juicy stuff posters. Maybe on vacation”FARBET! Where the hell is FARBET?
August 27, 2007 at 3:02 PM #81868Participant“Submitted by farbet on August 27, 2007 – 10:25am.
Tired of the posts. Where are the juicy stuff posters. Maybe on vacation”FARBET! Where the hell is FARBET?
August 27, 2007 at 3:07 PM #81722ibjames
Participantha, it’s amazing where some of these discussions end up
August 27, 2007 at 3:07 PM #81856Participantha, it’s amazing where some of these discussions end up
August 27, 2007 at 3:07 PM #81874Participantha, it’s amazing where some of these discussions end up
August 27, 2007 at 4:02 PM #81761Critter
Participantbold off? Off, you beast!
August 27, 2007 at 4:02 PM #81895Participantbold off? Off, you beast!
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