Realtor Horror Stories

[sdrealtor]

I dont have anything quite so morbid but perhaps some will find it close. A few years back I listed a clients property for sale in Vista. Two days later a young Mexican girl living a couple doors down gave birth and tossed the baby in the trash. It was all over the news. Then about 1 week later, there was the big Mexican protest where they all walked out from work for a day. It ended in a fairly big riot on the corner of N Santa Fe and Bobier which was a block from the home also. This also was all over the news channels. Left me wondering how I would sell the house.

[pencilneck]

OT: Different kind of Realtor horror story

In 2007 I was buying a six pack of beer at a liquor store in North Park. The man behind the register was wearing a name-tag that indicated he was a Realtor. I assumed he was wearing it as a joke.

“Are you really a Realtor?” I asked

“Yes” he replied “Would you like to buy a house?”

I said no, but nonetheless he slipped his business card into my change and told me to call him when I was ready.

[pencilneck]

OT: Different kind of Realtor horror story

In 2007 I was buying a six pack of beer at a liquor store in North Park. The man behind the register was wearing a name-tag that indicated he was a Realtor. I assumed he was wearing it as a joke.

“Are you really a Realtor?” I asked

“Yes” he replied “Would you like to buy a house?”

I said no, but nonetheless he slipped his business card into my change and told me to call him when I was ready.

[pencilneck]

OT: Different kind of Realtor horror story

In 2007 I was buying a six pack of beer at a liquor store in North Park. The man behind the register was wearing a name-tag that indicated he was a Realtor. I assumed he was wearing it as a joke.

“Are you really a Realtor?” I asked

“Yes” he replied “Would you like to buy a house?”

I said no, but nonetheless he slipped his business card into my change and told me to call him when I was ready.

[pencilneck]

OT: Different kind of Realtor horror story

In 2007 I was buying a six pack of beer at a liquor store in North Park. The man behind the register was wearing a name-tag that indicated he was a Realtor. I assumed he was wearing it as a joke.

“Are you really a Realtor?” I asked

“Yes” he replied “Would you like to buy a house?”

I said no, but nonetheless he slipped his business card into my change and told me to call him when I was ready.

[pencilneck]

OT: Different kind of Realtor horror story

In 2007 I was buying a six pack of beer at a liquor store in North Park. The man behind the register was wearing a name-tag that indicated he was a Realtor. I assumed he was wearing it as a joke.

“Are you really a Realtor?” I asked

“Yes” he replied “Would you like to buy a house?”

I said no, but nonetheless he slipped his business card into my change and told me to call him when I was ready.

[jeeman]

pencilneck, I can see why Realtors buy nice cars to project an image of success…you have to!

There is this realtor near my old rental house in PQ, and his firm is called “Smart Realty” or something like that. He drives a small white Smart Car. Right, very smart…I’m not going in that car to go look at homes! Very smart…now we have to take 2 cars to go look at homes and burn more gas than if we just took one.

Very Smart.

[jeeman]

pencilneck, I can see why Realtors buy nice cars to project an image of success…you have to!

There is this realtor near my old rental house in PQ, and his firm is called “Smart Realty” or something like that. He drives a small white Smart Car. Right, very smart…I’m not going in that car to go look at homes! Very smart…now we have to take 2 cars to go look at homes and burn more gas than if we just took one.

Very Smart.

[jeeman]

pencilneck, I can see why Realtors buy nice cars to project an image of success…you have to!

There is this realtor near my old rental house in PQ, and his firm is called “Smart Realty” or something like that. He drives a small white Smart Car. Right, very smart…I’m not going in that car to go look at homes! Very smart…now we have to take 2 cars to go look at homes and burn more gas than if we just took one.

Very Smart.

[jeeman]

pencilneck, I can see why Realtors buy nice cars to project an image of success…you have to!

There is this realtor near my old rental house in PQ, and his firm is called “Smart Realty” or something like that. He drives a small white Smart Car. Right, very smart…I’m not going in that car to go look at homes! Very smart…now we have to take 2 cars to go look at homes and burn more gas than if we just took one.

Very Smart.

[jeeman]

pencilneck, I can see why Realtors buy nice cars to project an image of success…you have to!

There is this realtor near my old rental house in PQ, and his firm is called “Smart Realty” or something like that. He drives a small white Smart Car. Right, very smart…I’m not going in that car to go look at homes! Very smart…now we have to take 2 cars to go look at homes and burn more gas than if we just took one.

Very Smart.

[PCinSD]

Shortly before finding this site in 2007, I looked at a condo in Cortez Hill. One of the older complexes close to the 163. I met the realtor there and she let me know as we walked in that the previous owner had passed away in it. The door jambs were busted out from the police/emergency personnel breaking in. The place was trashed. She hadn’t done anything to the place since she purchased it in the ’80’s.

I rent a small apartment in a bankers hill complex. There’s been 2 units come vacant over the past several years because the tenants were found dead in their bathtubs. The manager told me he always discloses this to prospective new tenants. It’s gotta be a little creepy taking your first bath/shower in one of those units.

[PCinSD]

Shortly before finding this site in 2007, I looked at a condo in Cortez Hill. One of the older complexes close to the 163. I met the realtor there and she let me know as we walked in that the previous owner had passed away in it. The door jambs were busted out from the police/emergency personnel breaking in. The place was trashed. She hadn’t done anything to the place since she purchased it in the ’80’s.

I rent a small apartment in a bankers hill complex. There’s been 2 units come vacant over the past several years because the tenants were found dead in their bathtubs. The manager told me he always discloses this to prospective new tenants. It’s gotta be a little creepy taking your first bath/shower in one of those units.

[PCinSD]

Shortly before finding this site in 2007, I looked at a condo in Cortez Hill. One of the older complexes close to the 163. I met the realtor there and she let me know as we walked in that the previous owner had passed away in it. The door jambs were busted out from the police/emergency personnel breaking in. The place was trashed. She hadn’t done anything to the place since she purchased it in the ’80’s.

I rent a small apartment in a bankers hill complex. There’s been 2 units come vacant over the past several years because the tenants were found dead in their bathtubs. The manager told me he always discloses this to prospective new tenants. It’s gotta be a little creepy taking your first bath/shower in one of those units.

[PCinSD]

Shortly before finding this site in 2007, I looked at a condo in Cortez Hill. One of the older complexes close to the 163. I met the realtor there and she let me know as we walked in that the previous owner had passed away in it. The door jambs were busted out from the police/emergency personnel breaking in. The place was trashed. She hadn’t done anything to the place since she purchased it in the ’80’s.

I rent a small apartment in a bankers hill complex. There’s been 2 units come vacant over the past several years because the tenants were found dead in their bathtubs. The manager told me he always discloses this to prospective new tenants. It’s gotta be a little creepy taking your first bath/shower in one of those units.

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