OT: Have you ever been punched in the face?

[TexasLine]

Your post is most definitely “OT” in a “housing” forum…but let me tell you a story…

In the early 90’s(1991 or ’92) I was hangin’ out at the Stage Door in P.B. I actually “hung out” enough to know the regulars…that’s another story. Anyhow, it was a busy weekend night and I was playing pool in the corner with a guy who came in quite a bit. He was about 6′ 4″, slender, long curly blond hair – about 210lbs. but you could tell he worked out(had some muscle). He was about 45 years old.

He had a wife who was a real “looker”. She was blonde, thin, but always dressed, well…in a revealing way: kinda hung out a little bit, if you know what I mean.

Everyone who was “regular” always respected him and his wife. He was a pretty good guy. Gentle and quite-never caused any trouble. He played pool like an expert and was a good challenge, but no one dared mess with his wife.

This particular night, one particular overly intoxicated male started hitting on the lady. He had no idea what pot he was stirring. After an hour or so of him trying his darnedest to “get the girl” and being told numerous times by her, the husband and everyone else that this particular women was not interested or available something happened as fast as lightning. I’ll never forget it.

I’m on one side of the bar, they are on the other. It’s a curved bar; everyone is standing and leaning on the bar. The husband is directly across from me about 10 feet away, his wife is next to him and the drunk guy is to my right about 5′. The drunk guy just wont stop hitting on the lady.

Finally, my 6’4″ muscle man, pool playing partner, tells his wife to back up, and lets fly a fist with his huge arm reach that connects directly to this guys face. There was no delay. He went down to the ground without a whimper, or any hesitation. He was out cold, and out hard.

People in the bar heard and saw this. There was a moment of silence,…out of respect for the husband who just put down the annoying drunk…then, everything continued as normal. People walked over that guy for ten minutes before he woke up. He staggered to the bathroom.

I went in to check on him because I felt bad for the idiot. His face was really messed up…he left.

I’ve never seen anyone go down so hard, so fast with one single blow.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. 🙂

[scaredyclassic]

A 5th grader once picked me up and held me like a log on his shoulders and spin me around like on the little rascals.

Do not ever get in any fight ever unless you are prepared to kill the other person. One that might be the other guys plan, two, people fall and hit their head and die.

Last resort people. Never fight unless you are prepared to kill or be killed.

If you do fight, leap on the other persons head and pull their eyes out of their head.

[scaredyclassic]

A 5th grader once picked me up and held me like a log on his shoulders and spin me around like on the little rascals.

Do not ever get in any fight ever unless you are prepared to kill the other person. One that might be the other guys plan, two, people fall and hit their head and die.

Last resort people. Never fight unless you are prepared to kill or be killed.

If you do fight, leap on the other persons head and pull their eyes out of their head.

[scaredyclassic]

A 5th grader once picked me up and held me like a log on his shoulders and spin me around like on the little rascals.

Do not ever get in any fight ever unless you are prepared to kill the other person. One that might be the other guys plan, two, people fall and hit their head and die.

Last resort people. Never fight unless you are prepared to kill or be killed.

If you do fight, leap on the other persons head and pull their eyes out of their head.

[scaredyclassic]

A 5th grader once picked me up and held me like a log on his shoulders and spin me around like on the little rascals.

Do not ever get in any fight ever unless you are prepared to kill the other person. One that might be the other guys plan, two, people fall and hit their head and die.

Last resort people. Never fight unless you are prepared to kill or be killed.

If you do fight, leap on the other persons head and pull their eyes out of their head.

[scaredyclassic]

A 5th grader once picked me up and held me like a log on his shoulders and spin me around like on the little rascals.

Do not ever get in any fight ever unless you are prepared to kill the other person. One that might be the other guys plan, two, people fall and hit their head and die.

Last resort people. Never fight unless you are prepared to kill or be killed.

If you do fight, leap on the other persons head and pull their eyes out of their head.

[Oxford]

[quote=sdrealtor]Look at my nose. More than once would be the answer[/quote]

Yeah but it knocked sense into ya 🙂

ox
…knows nose

[Oxford]

[quote=sdrealtor]Look at my nose. More than once would be the answer[/quote]

Yeah but it knocked sense into ya 🙂

ox
…knows nose

[Oxford]

[quote=sdrealtor]Look at my nose. More than once would be the answer[/quote]

Yeah but it knocked sense into ya 🙂

ox
…knows nose

[Oxford]

[quote=sdrealtor]Look at my nose. More than once would be the answer[/quote]

Yeah but it knocked sense into ya 🙂

ox
…knows nose

[Oxford]

[quote=sdrealtor]Look at my nose. More than once would be the answer[/quote]

Yeah but it knocked sense into ya 🙂

ox
…knows nose

[NotCranky]

I just googled the name of a guy I blasted in the 6th grade. He is in Santa Barbara. He seems really cool. I wonder how he remembers it? He had the worst black eye I have ever seen.It swelled up so instantly and terribly and was so gross that the other kids and I thought I knocked it out. His father was really cool and invited me over to the house for a visit and dinner, so we could get past our differences. His father actually got the school to just drop the issue.

I haven’t punched anyone since. That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

[NotCranky]

I just googled the name of a guy I blasted in the 6th grade. He is in Santa Barbara. He seems really cool. I wonder how he remembers it? He had the worst black eye I have ever seen.It swelled up so instantly and terribly and was so gross that the other kids and I thought I knocked it out. His father was really cool and invited me over to the house for a visit and dinner, so we could get past our differences. His father actually got the school to just drop the issue.

I haven’t punched anyone since. That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

[NotCranky]

I just googled the name of a guy I blasted in the 6th grade. He is in Santa Barbara. He seems really cool. I wonder how he remembers it? He had the worst black eye I have ever seen.It swelled up so instantly and terribly and was so gross that the other kids and I thought I knocked it out. His father was really cool and invited me over to the house for a visit and dinner, so we could get past our differences. His father actually got the school to just drop the issue.

I haven’t punched anyone since. That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

[NotCranky]

I just googled the name of a guy I blasted in the 6th grade. He is in Santa Barbara. He seems really cool. I wonder how he remembers it? He had the worst black eye I have ever seen.It swelled up so instantly and terribly and was so gross that the other kids and I thought I knocked it out. His father was really cool and invited me over to the house for a visit and dinner, so we could get past our differences. His father actually got the school to just drop the issue.

I haven’t punched anyone since. That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

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