OT A brief history of time and beer (Political)

[Allan from Fallbrook]

afx: What does Hawking have to do with political theory?

I’ve read “A Brief History Of Time” and I’m conservative. Is there any import to that? Just curious.

I like the liberal mentality that holds that ALL conservatives are dim-witted, poorly read rubes, while ALL liberals are intelligent, witty, urbane and know which fork to use at Spago.

Thank God we’re not generalizing or stereotyping.

[afx114]

Allan,

Sorry, I forgot my /snark tag. I was just trying to counter the original post’s generalizations with some generalizations of my own. Another failed attempt at humor on the Interwebs.

… but I strongly stand by my claim that Conservatives drink shitty piss beer. I’m un-appologetic in my liberal beer elitism.

[afx114]

Allan,

Sorry, I forgot my /snark tag. I was just trying to counter the original post’s generalizations with some generalizations of my own. Another failed attempt at humor on the Interwebs.

… but I strongly stand by my claim that Conservatives drink shitty piss beer. I’m un-appologetic in my liberal beer elitism.

[afx114]

Allan,

Sorry, I forgot my /snark tag. I was just trying to counter the original post’s generalizations with some generalizations of my own. Another failed attempt at humor on the Interwebs.

… but I strongly stand by my claim that Conservatives drink shitty piss beer. I’m un-appologetic in my liberal beer elitism.

[afx114]

Allan,

Sorry, I forgot my /snark tag. I was just trying to counter the original post’s generalizations with some generalizations of my own. Another failed attempt at humor on the Interwebs.

… but I strongly stand by my claim that Conservatives drink shitty piss beer. I’m un-appologetic in my liberal beer elitism.

[afx114]

Allan,

Sorry, I forgot my /snark tag. I was just trying to counter the original post’s generalizations with some generalizations of my own. Another failed attempt at humor on the Interwebs.

… but I strongly stand by my claim that Conservatives drink shitty piss beer. I’m un-appologetic in my liberal beer elitism.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

afx: You know, I’m gonna check amongst my buds and conduct a straw poll on piss beer vs. “real” beer.

Growing up in a very German household, I was introduced to pilsners, bocks/double bocks and good lagers at a very young age, so I agree wholeheartedly with your assessment as to the piss beers, but my liking good beer has nothing to do with my politics.

Which brings us to a very key question: What, in your opinion, is the best beer in the world? My pick of a mass produced beer would be Pilsner Urquell, and I’m thinking about which boutique I would pick.

You?

[Allan from Fallbrook]

afx: You know, I’m gonna check amongst my buds and conduct a straw poll on piss beer vs. “real” beer.

Growing up in a very German household, I was introduced to pilsners, bocks/double bocks and good lagers at a very young age, so I agree wholeheartedly with your assessment as to the piss beers, but my liking good beer has nothing to do with my politics.

Which brings us to a very key question: What, in your opinion, is the best beer in the world? My pick of a mass produced beer would be Pilsner Urquell, and I’m thinking about which boutique I would pick.

You?

[Allan from Fallbrook]

afx: You know, I’m gonna check amongst my buds and conduct a straw poll on piss beer vs. “real” beer.

Growing up in a very German household, I was introduced to pilsners, bocks/double bocks and good lagers at a very young age, so I agree wholeheartedly with your assessment as to the piss beers, but my liking good beer has nothing to do with my politics.

Which brings us to a very key question: What, in your opinion, is the best beer in the world? My pick of a mass produced beer would be Pilsner Urquell, and I’m thinking about which boutique I would pick.

You?

[Allan from Fallbrook]

afx: You know, I’m gonna check amongst my buds and conduct a straw poll on piss beer vs. “real” beer.

Growing up in a very German household, I was introduced to pilsners, bocks/double bocks and good lagers at a very young age, so I agree wholeheartedly with your assessment as to the piss beers, but my liking good beer has nothing to do with my politics.

Which brings us to a very key question: What, in your opinion, is the best beer in the world? My pick of a mass produced beer would be Pilsner Urquell, and I’m thinking about which boutique I would pick.

You?

[Allan from Fallbrook]

afx: You know, I’m gonna check amongst my buds and conduct a straw poll on piss beer vs. “real” beer.

Growing up in a very German household, I was introduced to pilsners, bocks/double bocks and good lagers at a very young age, so I agree wholeheartedly with your assessment as to the piss beers, but my liking good beer has nothing to do with my politics.

Which brings us to a very key question: What, in your opinion, is the best beer in the world? My pick of a mass produced beer would be Pilsner Urquell, and I’m thinking about which boutique I would pick.

You?

[afx114]

I guess that depends on your definition of “mass produced” but I’ll say this: While I consider myself an atheist, a Chimay Blue is pretty much heaven for me and is the beer I imagine Benjamin Franklin was drinking when he said this:

“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

P.S., I completely agree that liking beer has nothing to do with politics, but tell that to the original poster.

I also find it funny that every “conservative domestic” brewery is scrambling to keep up by releasing all of these “craft” and “hint of lime” and “select” and “hoppy” beers. Do they even make regular Bud/Coors anymore?

[afx114]

I guess that depends on your definition of “mass produced” but I’ll say this: While I consider myself an atheist, a Chimay Blue is pretty much heaven for me and is the beer I imagine Benjamin Franklin was drinking when he said this:

“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

P.S., I completely agree that liking beer has nothing to do with politics, but tell that to the original poster.

I also find it funny that every “conservative domestic” brewery is scrambling to keep up by releasing all of these “craft” and “hint of lime” and “select” and “hoppy” beers. Do they even make regular Bud/Coors anymore?

[afx114]

I guess that depends on your definition of “mass produced” but I’ll say this: While I consider myself an atheist, a Chimay Blue is pretty much heaven for me and is the beer I imagine Benjamin Franklin was drinking when he said this:

“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

P.S., I completely agree that liking beer has nothing to do with politics, but tell that to the original poster.

I also find it funny that every “conservative domestic” brewery is scrambling to keep up by releasing all of these “craft” and “hint of lime” and “select” and “hoppy” beers. Do they even make regular Bud/Coors anymore?

[afx114]

I guess that depends on your definition of “mass produced” but I’ll say this: While I consider myself an atheist, a Chimay Blue is pretty much heaven for me and is the beer I imagine Benjamin Franklin was drinking when he said this:

“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

P.S., I completely agree that liking beer has nothing to do with politics, but tell that to the original poster.

I also find it funny that every “conservative domestic” brewery is scrambling to keep up by releasing all of these “craft” and “hint of lime” and “select” and “hoppy” beers. Do they even make regular Bud/Coors anymore?

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