Next Year’s RE industry catch phrase

[(former)FormerSanDiegan]

Who can remember the Real Estate mantra from the early-mid 90’s in SD ?
It went something like, “Stay alive until ’95”

Here’s my suggestion for the new RE catch phrase :

“Things will be fine by 2009” (TM)

Or

What about, “It’ll sell again in 2010” (TM)

Any other suggestions ???

[anxvariety]

Working at 7-11 in 2007

[zeropointzero]

“$500,000 is the new $750,000”

[anxvariety]

“We’re out of rice and creekwater and I’m starving… go try and find a rabbit, gopher or lizard for us to cook.. but don’t use any of the bullets, we only have 3 left and I heard the bandits are headed towards Poway.”

[lindismith]

anx,
I have not laughed so hard in a while!

I seriously hope it never gets like that.

[PD]

Buying time in 2009
Back to appreciation heaven in 2011

[no_such_reality]

It’s the best buying opportunity in ten years!

[JES]

Instead of ‘seller will entertain offers between xxx and xxx’ it will be ‘seller is begging to entertain anyone willing to come by and look at the property.’

[anxvariety]

“Seller will entertain males between 18 and 25”

[Diego Mamani]

Not original, but how about these for newbie Realtors[TM] who got their licenses in the last few crazy years?

“Want any fries with that?”

“Care for a lapdance, cowboy?”

[JES]

“Open house, and open bar, from 3-6pm”

That should work…

[Anonymous]

Sellers’ hell ’till 2012.

Ask about our 2 for 1 condo specials!

[PD]

Buy it right, sleep at night.
Buy it high, cry, cry, cry.

[Author]

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