Man-cession

[scaredyclassic]

some things are best left to professionals.

[scaredyclassic]

i love my kids, love having kids, but truly, if I knew the deal going in as to caring for the pups and how it would all play out, and setting aside all the emotional attachment I have to these kids now, — that is, if young me could (wihtout knowing the kids) just see the future videotape of what kind of shtf type scenarios would be playing out during the whole course of caring for them while married — NO WAY IN HELL I WOULDA DONE IT! i woulda run so fast to the vasectomy clinic i wouldnt have had time to get nervous about the procedure…

but i guess i shoulda checked the balance sheet and seen if I had the resources to care for them before that fateful night…

[scaredyclassic]

i love my kids, love having kids, but truly, if I knew the deal going in as to caring for the pups and how it would all play out, and setting aside all the emotional attachment I have to these kids now, — that is, if young me could (wihtout knowing the kids) just see the future videotape of what kind of shtf type scenarios would be playing out during the whole course of caring for them while married — NO WAY IN HELL I WOULDA DONE IT! i woulda run so fast to the vasectomy clinic i wouldnt have had time to get nervous about the procedure…

but i guess i shoulda checked the balance sheet and seen if I had the resources to care for them before that fateful night…

[scaredyclassic]

i love my kids, love having kids, but truly, if I knew the deal going in as to caring for the pups and how it would all play out, and setting aside all the emotional attachment I have to these kids now, — that is, if young me could (wihtout knowing the kids) just see the future videotape of what kind of shtf type scenarios would be playing out during the whole course of caring for them while married — NO WAY IN HELL I WOULDA DONE IT! i woulda run so fast to the vasectomy clinic i wouldnt have had time to get nervous about the procedure…

but i guess i shoulda checked the balance sheet and seen if I had the resources to care for them before that fateful night…

[scaredyclassic]

i love my kids, love having kids, but truly, if I knew the deal going in as to caring for the pups and how it would all play out, and setting aside all the emotional attachment I have to these kids now, — that is, if young me could (wihtout knowing the kids) just see the future videotape of what kind of shtf type scenarios would be playing out during the whole course of caring for them while married — NO WAY IN HELL I WOULDA DONE IT! i woulda run so fast to the vasectomy clinic i wouldnt have had time to get nervous about the procedure…

but i guess i shoulda checked the balance sheet and seen if I had the resources to care for them before that fateful night…

[scaredyclassic]

i love my kids, love having kids, but truly, if I knew the deal going in as to caring for the pups and how it would all play out, and setting aside all the emotional attachment I have to these kids now, — that is, if young me could (wihtout knowing the kids) just see the future videotape of what kind of shtf type scenarios would be playing out during the whole course of caring for them while married — NO WAY IN HELL I WOULDA DONE IT! i woulda run so fast to the vasectomy clinic i wouldnt have had time to get nervous about the procedure…

but i guess i shoulda checked the balance sheet and seen if I had the resources to care for them before that fateful night…

[NotCranky]

I disagree..or I mean good luck. You could be right.

[NotCranky]

I disagree..or I mean good luck. You could be right.

[NotCranky]

I disagree..or I mean good luck. You could be right.

[NotCranky]

I disagree..or I mean good luck. You could be right.

[NotCranky]

I disagree..or I mean good luck. You could be right.

[scaredyclassic]

well, she aint staying home.

And I aint staying home.

And we’ve got MASSIVE student loan payments on literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt that we’d default on if even one of us had stayed home.

and beginning professional careers.

i suppose the rational economic thing wouldve been to wait until right around, well, right now in our lives to have kids.

of course, then, we’d be having fertility problems and probablyw wouldnt have em anyway!

problem solved…

[scaredyclassic]

well, she aint staying home.

And I aint staying home.

And we’ve got MASSIVE student loan payments on literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt that we’d default on if even one of us had stayed home.

and beginning professional careers.

i suppose the rational economic thing wouldve been to wait until right around, well, right now in our lives to have kids.

of course, then, we’d be having fertility problems and probablyw wouldnt have em anyway!

problem solved…

[scaredyclassic]

well, she aint staying home.

And I aint staying home.

And we’ve got MASSIVE student loan payments on literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt that we’d default on if even one of us had stayed home.

and beginning professional careers.

i suppose the rational economic thing wouldve been to wait until right around, well, right now in our lives to have kids.

of course, then, we’d be having fertility problems and probablyw wouldnt have em anyway!

problem solved…

[scaredyclassic]

well, she aint staying home.

And I aint staying home.

And we’ve got MASSIVE student loan payments on literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt that we’d default on if even one of us had stayed home.

and beginning professional careers.

i suppose the rational economic thing wouldve been to wait until right around, well, right now in our lives to have kids.

of course, then, we’d be having fertility problems and probablyw wouldnt have em anyway!

problem solved…

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