Man-cession

[NotCranky]

[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=Russell]The guys look creepy but the mom could definitely dress up and make up a little and then be convincing as the director of a real childcare facility. I have always been prejudiced against in home child care givers though. Plus, when you show up don’t you notice these young men hanging around or ask who else lives there? No way.[/quote]

One more reason that I fired the daycare and just pack my son in a large bag of sand every morning.

Its cheaper too.[/quote]
I’d like to make an alternate recommendation of duct tape but you have sullied duct tape’s reputation so badly that it can’t be used for normal purposes like childcare anymore.

[scaredyclassic]

duct-tape=childa buse
velcro= fun-time!

[scaredyclassic]

duct-tape=childa buse
velcro= fun-time!

[scaredyclassic]

duct-tape=childa buse
velcro= fun-time!

[scaredyclassic]

duct-tape=childa buse
velcro= fun-time!

[scaredyclassic]

duct-tape=childa buse
velcro= fun-time!

[temeculaguy]

scaredy, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I think it’s time to go the extra step, cut and paste into word and spell check. That post is like six words and it takes a minute to figure out what you meant, which ruins the joke. We all have our keyboard issues, spelling isn’t a requirement because it’s just a blog. I overuse commas and I use ; instead of ‘ 1 in every 5 times. But when you blend words, and you do it in every other sentence, it just confuses the hell out of us and makes you look like you are typing on meth. I struggled with dislexia as a kid, almost had to ride the little bus. It took years to get past it. Now, after a few glasses of wine, I just break out my reading glasses and rely on my old friends at microsoft to soften the edges. Give it a spin.

On the plus side it reminded me of two of my favorite things, my favorite book about grammar, “Eats, Shoots and Leaves” and of course saturday night live’s celebrity jeopardy, in which Sean Connery always moves a letter in describing a category, check it out at about 4:45 into this video, or watch the whole thing.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/60457/saturday-night-live-celebrity-jeopardy-cosby-osbourne-connery

and at about 4:20 into this one

http://www.hulu.com/watch/73362/saturday-night-live-jeopardy#s-p1-sa-i1

just the watch the whole thing, this one is the best!

[temeculaguy]

scaredy, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I think it’s time to go the extra step, cut and paste into word and spell check. That post is like six words and it takes a minute to figure out what you meant, which ruins the joke. We all have our keyboard issues, spelling isn’t a requirement because it’s just a blog. I overuse commas and I use ; instead of ‘ 1 in every 5 times. But when you blend words, and you do it in every other sentence, it just confuses the hell out of us and makes you look like you are typing on meth. I struggled with dislexia as a kid, almost had to ride the little bus. It took years to get past it. Now, after a few glasses of wine, I just break out my reading glasses and rely on my old friends at microsoft to soften the edges. Give it a spin.

On the plus side it reminded me of two of my favorite things, my favorite book about grammar, “Eats, Shoots and Leaves” and of course saturday night live’s celebrity jeopardy, in which Sean Connery always moves a letter in describing a category, check it out at about 4:45 into this video, or watch the whole thing.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/60457/saturday-night-live-celebrity-jeopardy-cosby-osbourne-connery

and at about 4:20 into this one

http://www.hulu.com/watch/73362/saturday-night-live-jeopardy#s-p1-sa-i1

just the watch the whole thing, this one is the best!

[temeculaguy]

scaredy, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I think it’s time to go the extra step, cut and paste into word and spell check. That post is like six words and it takes a minute to figure out what you meant, which ruins the joke. We all have our keyboard issues, spelling isn’t a requirement because it’s just a blog. I overuse commas and I use ; instead of ‘ 1 in every 5 times. But when you blend words, and you do it in every other sentence, it just confuses the hell out of us and makes you look like you are typing on meth. I struggled with dislexia as a kid, almost had to ride the little bus. It took years to get past it. Now, after a few glasses of wine, I just break out my reading glasses and rely on my old friends at microsoft to soften the edges. Give it a spin.

On the plus side it reminded me of two of my favorite things, my favorite book about grammar, “Eats, Shoots and Leaves” and of course saturday night live’s celebrity jeopardy, in which Sean Connery always moves a letter in describing a category, check it out at about 4:45 into this video, or watch the whole thing.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/60457/saturday-night-live-celebrity-jeopardy-cosby-osbourne-connery

and at about 4:20 into this one

http://www.hulu.com/watch/73362/saturday-night-live-jeopardy#s-p1-sa-i1

just the watch the whole thing, this one is the best!

[temeculaguy]

scaredy, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I think it’s time to go the extra step, cut and paste into word and spell check. That post is like six words and it takes a minute to figure out what you meant, which ruins the joke. We all have our keyboard issues, spelling isn’t a requirement because it’s just a blog. I overuse commas and I use ; instead of ‘ 1 in every 5 times. But when you blend words, and you do it in every other sentence, it just confuses the hell out of us and makes you look like you are typing on meth. I struggled with dislexia as a kid, almost had to ride the little bus. It took years to get past it. Now, after a few glasses of wine, I just break out my reading glasses and rely on my old friends at microsoft to soften the edges. Give it a spin.

On the plus side it reminded me of two of my favorite things, my favorite book about grammar, “Eats, Shoots and Leaves” and of course saturday night live’s celebrity jeopardy, in which Sean Connery always moves a letter in describing a category, check it out at about 4:45 into this video, or watch the whole thing.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/60457/saturday-night-live-celebrity-jeopardy-cosby-osbourne-connery

and at about 4:20 into this one

http://www.hulu.com/watch/73362/saturday-night-live-jeopardy#s-p1-sa-i1

just the watch the whole thing, this one is the best!

[temeculaguy]

scaredy, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I think it’s time to go the extra step, cut and paste into word and spell check. That post is like six words and it takes a minute to figure out what you meant, which ruins the joke. We all have our keyboard issues, spelling isn’t a requirement because it’s just a blog. I overuse commas and I use ; instead of ‘ 1 in every 5 times. But when you blend words, and you do it in every other sentence, it just confuses the hell out of us and makes you look like you are typing on meth. I struggled with dislexia as a kid, almost had to ride the little bus. It took years to get past it. Now, after a few glasses of wine, I just break out my reading glasses and rely on my old friends at microsoft to soften the edges. Give it a spin.

On the plus side it reminded me of two of my favorite things, my favorite book about grammar, “Eats, Shoots and Leaves” and of course saturday night live’s celebrity jeopardy, in which Sean Connery always moves a letter in describing a category, check it out at about 4:45 into this video, or watch the whole thing.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/60457/saturday-night-live-celebrity-jeopardy-cosby-osbourne-connery

and at about 4:20 into this one

http://www.hulu.com/watch/73362/saturday-night-live-jeopardy#s-p1-sa-i1

just the watch the whole thing, this one is the best!

[scaredyclassic]

it is actually impossible to offend me. i think people sometimes try, but, no…. it just cannot be done. long story, but it’s kind of work/life related…

ironically, I was the Spelling Bee champ of a certain large geographical area in the late 1970’s and also worked several years as a professional writer, later work required intense writerly precision.

perhaps my poor presentation shows self-mocking contempt for my own scattered thoughts, or perhaps it reads as contempt for the audience. I’d bring it up in therapy, and try to straighten the issue out, but unfortunately I’m not in therapy, or if i am in therapy, it is limited to various chat groups like this one. in fact, now that i think about it, i think the speedy uncensored, reflexive posts are an attempt to dredge the admittedly shallow puddle of my subconscious in a low-budget manner. of course, that’s kind of dumb. and potentially irritating.

i have the book — eats shoots and leaves — on the shelf here but have never cracked it open. should i read the book or cut straight to the movie.

[scaredyclassic]

it is actually impossible to offend me. i think people sometimes try, but, no…. it just cannot be done. long story, but it’s kind of work/life related…

ironically, I was the Spelling Bee champ of a certain large geographical area in the late 1970’s and also worked several years as a professional writer, later work required intense writerly precision.

perhaps my poor presentation shows self-mocking contempt for my own scattered thoughts, or perhaps it reads as contempt for the audience. I’d bring it up in therapy, and try to straighten the issue out, but unfortunately I’m not in therapy, or if i am in therapy, it is limited to various chat groups like this one. in fact, now that i think about it, i think the speedy uncensored, reflexive posts are an attempt to dredge the admittedly shallow puddle of my subconscious in a low-budget manner. of course, that’s kind of dumb. and potentially irritating.

i have the book — eats shoots and leaves — on the shelf here but have never cracked it open. should i read the book or cut straight to the movie.

[scaredyclassic]

it is actually impossible to offend me. i think people sometimes try, but, no…. it just cannot be done. long story, but it’s kind of work/life related…

ironically, I was the Spelling Bee champ of a certain large geographical area in the late 1970’s and also worked several years as a professional writer, later work required intense writerly precision.

perhaps my poor presentation shows self-mocking contempt for my own scattered thoughts, or perhaps it reads as contempt for the audience. I’d bring it up in therapy, and try to straighten the issue out, but unfortunately I’m not in therapy, or if i am in therapy, it is limited to various chat groups like this one. in fact, now that i think about it, i think the speedy uncensored, reflexive posts are an attempt to dredge the admittedly shallow puddle of my subconscious in a low-budget manner. of course, that’s kind of dumb. and potentially irritating.

i have the book — eats shoots and leaves — on the shelf here but have never cracked it open. should i read the book or cut straight to the movie.

[scaredyclassic]

it is actually impossible to offend me. i think people sometimes try, but, no…. it just cannot be done. long story, but it’s kind of work/life related…

ironically, I was the Spelling Bee champ of a certain large geographical area in the late 1970’s and also worked several years as a professional writer, later work required intense writerly precision.

perhaps my poor presentation shows self-mocking contempt for my own scattered thoughts, or perhaps it reads as contempt for the audience. I’d bring it up in therapy, and try to straighten the issue out, but unfortunately I’m not in therapy, or if i am in therapy, it is limited to various chat groups like this one. in fact, now that i think about it, i think the speedy uncensored, reflexive posts are an attempt to dredge the admittedly shallow puddle of my subconscious in a low-budget manner. of course, that’s kind of dumb. and potentially irritating.

i have the book — eats shoots and leaves — on the shelf here but have never cracked it open. should i read the book or cut straight to the movie.

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