i stopped showering and refuse soap.

[scaredyclassic]

redd foxx quote…

Love. Hygiene. That’s the important thing. Hygiene. The toughest thing in the world: [you] have to turn to your mate one night and say: “You gotta wash your ass!” Shit. Knowing how difficult it is, I said it for you : You Gotta Wash Your Ass.
Stage performance (1980), promoting his comedy album, You Gotta Wash Your Ass (1976).

[scaredyclassic]

https://www.google.com/search?q=tommy+the+toilet+says&oq=tomny+the+toilet&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0l3.6121j0j4&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=r4_fFXIwzfnOUM:

tommy the toilet says…

[FlyerInHi]

I think cleaning your ass is easier in the shower.

It’s a good idea to wipe your pet’s ass also. Went to a friend’s house and their stupid dog jumps on the bed with ass right on the pillow. gross!

[scaredyclassic]

It’s been a sweaty summer, but I showering about 1 to 2x a month and that’s only to be occasionally sociable with my life. A slight rubdown with a towel gets rid of the sweat. Scrub the pits and crotcg several times a day, at work w paper towels.

The hair is the only place that smells according to wife. I scrub 9t with a towel but it’s still kind of heavily human smelling.

Need to keep it short maybe find some product.

[outtamojo]

Theres that dry shampoo stuff they make

[FlyerInHi]

[quote=scaredyclassic]It’s been a sweaty summer, but I showering about 1 to 2x a month and that’s only to be occasionally sociable with my life. A slight rubdown with a towel gets rid of the sweat. Scrub the pits and crotcg several times a day, at work w paper towels.

The hair is the only place that smells according to wife. I scrub 9t with a towel but it’s still kind of heavily human smelling.

Need to keep it short maybe find some product.[/quote]

You sound unnecessarily stubborn. Towel washing is make work!
What’s wrong with rinsing under water? You could rinse with a hose or install an outdoor shower to simulate nature. If you lived in a rainy tropical climate you would just walk out under the rain. When I was a kid, I loved being out under the tropical rain.

[scaredyclassic]

I admit the spray of water is pleasant. But more so if rare.

I prefer spartan to stubborn.

I’m highly amused at the idea that I do not need running water.

[FlyerInHi]

Today is my down day. I went to Costco in mission valley. They have the Toto Japanese washlet. Incidentally, when I remodel my units, I always install an electric outlet for this purpose. I remember my cousin having to install one for her mom who had Alzheimer’s and could no longer wipe her ass.

$320. But it doesn’t have auto open and close. They say you will not use toilet paper again. But still you’d want to wipe to avoid a wet ass.

[scaredyclassic]

Dry toilet paper simply doesnt work. But a wash let seems overkill.

Paper towels water and a bag…but how to make it more sleek in execution?

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