How to get out of a lease

[danielwis]

Tell everyone who calls that the place is haunted. You hear voices all hours of the night. Some might be imagined but the child screaming next door is real. If you can live with it, leave the place a complete and utter disaster if and when they show the unit.

Then give your 30 days notice with a not so polite letter, and insist that they use your security deposit for the final 30 days.

They’ll be pissed, but does your friend really care if they are pissed?

[urbanrealtor]

[quote=danielwis]Tell everyone who calls that the place is haunted. You hear voices all hours of the night. Some might be imagined but the child screaming next door is real. If you can live with it, leave the place a complete and utter disaster if and when they show the unit.

Then give your 30 days notice with a not so polite letter, and insist that they use your security deposit for the final 30 days.

They’ll be pissed, but does your friend really care if they are pissed?[/quote]
Awesome.
I would build a faux meth lab also.

[urbanrealtor]

[quote=danielwis]Tell everyone who calls that the place is haunted. You hear voices all hours of the night. Some might be imagined but the child screaming next door is real. If you can live with it, leave the place a complete and utter disaster if and when they show the unit.

Then give your 30 days notice with a not so polite letter, and insist that they use your security deposit for the final 30 days.

They’ll be pissed, but does your friend really care if they are pissed?[/quote]
Awesome.
I would build a faux meth lab also.

[urbanrealtor]

[quote=danielwis]Tell everyone who calls that the place is haunted. You hear voices all hours of the night. Some might be imagined but the child screaming next door is real. If you can live with it, leave the place a complete and utter disaster if and when they show the unit.

Then give your 30 days notice with a not so polite letter, and insist that they use your security deposit for the final 30 days.

They’ll be pissed, but does your friend really care if they are pissed?[/quote]
Awesome.
I would build a faux meth lab also.

[urbanrealtor]

[quote=danielwis]Tell everyone who calls that the place is haunted. You hear voices all hours of the night. Some might be imagined but the child screaming next door is real. If you can live with it, leave the place a complete and utter disaster if and when they show the unit.

Then give your 30 days notice with a not so polite letter, and insist that they use your security deposit for the final 30 days.

They’ll be pissed, but does your friend really care if they are pissed?[/quote]
Awesome.
I would build a faux meth lab also.

[urbanrealtor]

[quote=danielwis]Tell everyone who calls that the place is haunted. You hear voices all hours of the night. Some might be imagined but the child screaming next door is real. If you can live with it, leave the place a complete and utter disaster if and when they show the unit.

Then give your 30 days notice with a not so polite letter, and insist that they use your security deposit for the final 30 days.

They’ll be pissed, but does your friend really care if they are pissed?[/quote]
Awesome.
I would build a faux meth lab also.

[afx114]

I rented a house in NP about 8 years ago and our landlord pulled similar shit. I remember one Saturday morning after a Friday of, oh… let’s say heavy drinking of mind-altering beverages, the sellers agent decided to show the property at 8am without prior notice. I stumbled to the door in my boxers, and apparently some junk was hanging out because the potential buyers said, “uhhhh…. We’ll come back later.”

They never came back.

I’m guessing based on your post that your friend may not have the junk-hanging-out-of-boxers technique at her disposal, but perhaps her gender’s analog could be deployed to great effect.

Kidding aside, I just printed out a copy of the renter’s rights and gave it to my landlord and told her to stop being a tool. She obliged, but I’m wondering if it’s because she was collecting the rent in cash and not claiming it as income, and was afraid that Obama was going to come and steal her money and give it to the Muslims. Oh wait, that was 8 years ago, never mind, I’m getting my conspiracy theories mixed up.

[afx114]

I rented a house in NP about 8 years ago and our landlord pulled similar shit. I remember one Saturday morning after a Friday of, oh… let’s say heavy drinking of mind-altering beverages, the sellers agent decided to show the property at 8am without prior notice. I stumbled to the door in my boxers, and apparently some junk was hanging out because the potential buyers said, “uhhhh…. We’ll come back later.”

They never came back.

I’m guessing based on your post that your friend may not have the junk-hanging-out-of-boxers technique at her disposal, but perhaps her gender’s analog could be deployed to great effect.

Kidding aside, I just printed out a copy of the renter’s rights and gave it to my landlord and told her to stop being a tool. She obliged, but I’m wondering if it’s because she was collecting the rent in cash and not claiming it as income, and was afraid that Obama was going to come and steal her money and give it to the Muslims. Oh wait, that was 8 years ago, never mind, I’m getting my conspiracy theories mixed up.

[afx114]

I rented a house in NP about 8 years ago and our landlord pulled similar shit. I remember one Saturday morning after a Friday of, oh… let’s say heavy drinking of mind-altering beverages, the sellers agent decided to show the property at 8am without prior notice. I stumbled to the door in my boxers, and apparently some junk was hanging out because the potential buyers said, “uhhhh…. We’ll come back later.”

They never came back.

I’m guessing based on your post that your friend may not have the junk-hanging-out-of-boxers technique at her disposal, but perhaps her gender’s analog could be deployed to great effect.

Kidding aside, I just printed out a copy of the renter’s rights and gave it to my landlord and told her to stop being a tool. She obliged, but I’m wondering if it’s because she was collecting the rent in cash and not claiming it as income, and was afraid that Obama was going to come and steal her money and give it to the Muslims. Oh wait, that was 8 years ago, never mind, I’m getting my conspiracy theories mixed up.

[afx114]

I rented a house in NP about 8 years ago and our landlord pulled similar shit. I remember one Saturday morning after a Friday of, oh… let’s say heavy drinking of mind-altering beverages, the sellers agent decided to show the property at 8am without prior notice. I stumbled to the door in my boxers, and apparently some junk was hanging out because the potential buyers said, “uhhhh…. We’ll come back later.”

They never came back.

I’m guessing based on your post that your friend may not have the junk-hanging-out-of-boxers technique at her disposal, but perhaps her gender’s analog could be deployed to great effect.

Kidding aside, I just printed out a copy of the renter’s rights and gave it to my landlord and told her to stop being a tool. She obliged, but I’m wondering if it’s because she was collecting the rent in cash and not claiming it as income, and was afraid that Obama was going to come and steal her money and give it to the Muslims. Oh wait, that was 8 years ago, never mind, I’m getting my conspiracy theories mixed up.

[afx114]

I rented a house in NP about 8 years ago and our landlord pulled similar shit. I remember one Saturday morning after a Friday of, oh… let’s say heavy drinking of mind-altering beverages, the sellers agent decided to show the property at 8am without prior notice. I stumbled to the door in my boxers, and apparently some junk was hanging out because the potential buyers said, “uhhhh…. We’ll come back later.”

They never came back.

I’m guessing based on your post that your friend may not have the junk-hanging-out-of-boxers technique at her disposal, but perhaps her gender’s analog could be deployed to great effect.

Kidding aside, I just printed out a copy of the renter’s rights and gave it to my landlord and told her to stop being a tool. She obliged, but I’m wondering if it’s because she was collecting the rent in cash and not claiming it as income, and was afraid that Obama was going to come and steal her money and give it to the Muslims. Oh wait, that was 8 years ago, never mind, I’m getting my conspiracy theories mixed up.

[briansd1]

[quote=urbanrealtor]
Dan Cassidy
Broker/Owner Principle Real Estate
619-279-7826
[email protected]
(don’t worry, I won’t try to sell you shit)[/quote]

Excellent advice, Dan.

Is the name of the business Principle Real estate? Or are you the principal owner of it?

[briansd1]

[quote=urbanrealtor]
Dan Cassidy
Broker/Owner Principle Real Estate
619-279-7826
[email protected]
(don’t worry, I won’t try to sell you shit)[/quote]

Excellent advice, Dan.

Is the name of the business Principle Real estate? Or are you the principal owner of it?

[briansd1]

[quote=urbanrealtor]
Dan Cassidy
Broker/Owner Principle Real Estate
619-279-7826
[email protected]
(don’t worry, I won’t try to sell you shit)[/quote]

Excellent advice, Dan.

Is the name of the business Principle Real estate? Or are you the principal owner of it?

[briansd1]

[quote=urbanrealtor]
Dan Cassidy
Broker/Owner Principle Real Estate
619-279-7826
[email protected]
(don’t worry, I won’t try to sell you shit)[/quote]

Excellent advice, Dan.

Is the name of the business Principle Real estate? Or are you the principal owner of it?

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