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[quote=FlyerInHi]ZK, go the big island of Hawaii for example. It’s developed now but very sparsely populated with pacific people. there are isolated places on the island too. And the marauding bands of deplorables can’t get there over the oceans. If you live on the continent, hungry bands of deplorables will be roaming the country in their pickups.[/quote]

If you can get there, they can get there.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that you’re so hubristic as to think otherwise.

[FlyerInHi]

I’m trying to be objective actually. In a total breakdown of society, the continental USA is the worse place to be. Americans with guns are very dangerous. Law enforcement will become warlords.

The climate and monoculture will make it hard for you to get a healthy complete diet of fruit and veggies and protein.

You want to be somewhere remote and tropical where food grows without much effort, without much cultivation and labor.

The hypothetical is total breakdown of society where there is no running water or electricity.

[Coronita]

I’m prepared for a zombie apocolypse. I dug a trench around my house and ran a propane gas line around the perimeter. If I need to, I turn on the gas line attached to my.portable propane tanks, light it up, and have Kentucky Fried Zombies for dinner.

[outtamojo]

[quote=Coronita]I’m prepared for a zombie apocolypse. I dug a trench around my house and ran a propane gas line around the perimeter. If I need to, I turn on the gas line attached to my.portable propane tanks, light it up, and have Kentucky Fried Zombies for dinner.[/quote]

I can see that you have watched ZERO zombie movies. Lighting zombies on fire does not kill them. They will stumble into your trench until enough of them fill your trench (forming a bridge) and then the walking flaming zombies will set your house on fire. NEVER USE FIRE ON ZOMBIES NEAR WHERE YOU LIVE.

[Coronita]

[quote=outtamojo][quote=Coronita]I’m prepared for a zombie apocolypse. I dug a trench around my house and ran a propane gas line around the perimeter. If I need to, I turn on the gas line attached to my.portable propane tanks, light it up, and have Kentucky Fried Zombies for dinner.[/quote]

I can see that you have watched ZERO zombie movies. Lighting zombies on fire does not kill them. They will stumble into your trench until enough of them fill your trench (forming a bridge) and then the walking flaming zombies will set your house on fire. NEVER USE FIRE ON ZOMBIES NEAR WHERE YOU LIVE.[/quote]

Damnit. You are right.

[zk]

[quote=FlyerInHi]

You want to be somewhere remote and tropical where food grows without much effort, without much cultivation and labor.

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Yeah, you and 7 billion other people all want to be in a place just like that. But somehow you think only you or maybe a small group of people just like you will make it there. Marauding bands of deplorables with guns will have a much easier time forcing their way over there than you will have getting there by trading veggies and spices or whatever Brianesque plan you have in mind.

[zk]

[quote=zk]Marauding bands of deplorables with guns will have a much easier time forcing their way over there than you will have getting there by trading veggies and spices or whatever Brianesque plan you have in mind.[/quote]

It occurs to me now that maybe that’s why some nutjobs seem to relish the thought of government overthrow and anarchy and chaos. Then, instead of being stuck working in some god-forsaken job where they get shit on all day by people smarter than them, they’d be the ones sticking a gun in your face saying, “I’m taking your shit now, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it, you pansy-ass poindexter.”

That’s probably been obvious to everybody but me for a long time.

[scaredyclassic]

[quote=zk][quote=zk]Marauding bands of deplorables with guns will have a much easier time forcing their way over there than you will have getting there by trading veggies and spices or whatever Brianesque plan you have in mind.[/quote]

It occurs to me now that maybe that’s why some nutjobs seem to relish the thought of government overthrow and anarchy and chaos. Then, instead of being stuck working in some god-forsaken job where they get shit on all day by people smarter than them, they’d be the ones sticking a gun in your face saying, “I’m taking your shit now, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it, you pansy-ass poindexter.”

That’s probably been obvious to everybody but me for a long time.[/quote]

American is one large enraged but chair bound fatman posting patriotic memes on liberty on facebook but afraid to ride a bike in his own neighborhood

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