Does anyone know we are bombing the moon on October 9th?

[moneymaker]

I think we should spend resources looking at “the little things”,what makes up sub atomic particles. I’m not saying we should spend Billions on colliders,but really try to understand what makes up matter. I’m pretty sure it will turn out to be energy strings that unfortunately/ or fortunately for us are not put together perfectly. Yes I guess I’m saying God made some mistakes when he made the Universe-there now I think I’ve offended everyone. P.S.- Does anybody know what time the bombing begins?
If I ever have the urge to read grocery store tabloid trash, now I know where to find it.

[svelte]

Yes, we did indeed strike the moon on October 9th.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), we found out it was NOT where the Colorado terror suspect hid his hydrogen peroxide, so it did not explode.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/10/09/probe.moon.crash/index.html

[svelte]

Yes, we did indeed strike the moon on October 9th.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), we found out it was NOT where the Colorado terror suspect hid his hydrogen peroxide, so it did not explode.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/10/09/probe.moon.crash/index.html

[svelte]

Yes, we did indeed strike the moon on October 9th.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), we found out it was NOT where the Colorado terror suspect hid his hydrogen peroxide, so it did not explode.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/10/09/probe.moon.crash/index.html

[svelte]

Yes, we did indeed strike the moon on October 9th.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), we found out it was NOT where the Colorado terror suspect hid his hydrogen peroxide, so it did not explode.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/10/09/probe.moon.crash/index.html

[svelte]

Yes, we did indeed strike the moon on October 9th.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), we found out it was NOT where the Colorado terror suspect hid his hydrogen peroxide, so it did not explode.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/10/09/probe.moon.crash/index.html

[afx114]

“Significant” amount of water found on the moon: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LCROSS/main/prelim_water_results.html

The finding is based on data taken from the “bombing” that happened last month. Still a waste of money?

[afx114]

“Significant” amount of water found on the moon: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LCROSS/main/prelim_water_results.html

The finding is based on data taken from the “bombing” that happened last month. Still a waste of money?

[afx114]

“Significant” amount of water found on the moon: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LCROSS/main/prelim_water_results.html

The finding is based on data taken from the “bombing” that happened last month. Still a waste of money?

[afx114]

“Significant” amount of water found on the moon: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LCROSS/main/prelim_water_results.html

The finding is based on data taken from the “bombing” that happened last month. Still a waste of money?

[afx114]

“Significant” amount of water found on the moon: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LCROSS/main/prelim_water_results.html

The finding is based on data taken from the “bombing” that happened last month. Still a waste of money?

[Arraya]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/congress_approves_500_billion_for
WASHINGTON—In recognition of mankind’s inherent propensity for tragically foolish decisions, Congress allocated nearly $500 billion Monday for the construction of a new national monument honoring human folly.

“From Hannibal’s disastrous crossing of the Alps to Custer’s humiliating defeat at Little Bighorn, human history has been plagued by senseless mistakes, and it is high time we built a memorial to honor that history,” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) said of the expensive and ill-advised monument. “My deepest hope is that future generations of Americans will one day look upon this pointless edifice and be filled with a sense of awe and wonder at mankind’s utter lack of foresight.”

“To think of all the ways our time and money could have been better spent,” Pelosi continued. “I can imagine no more fitting tribute.”

Our goal is to create a structure that, like the human race itself, is doomed from the outset and plagued by innate flaws that can never be corrected,” Sen. George Voinovich (R-OH) said of the monument, which he claimed would eventually sink into the federally protected wetlands that surround it. “Not only will it be an aesthetic disaster, but it will also require constant, expensive maintenance just to ensure that the whole foundation doesn’t topple suddenly and kill hundreds of innocent people.”

[Arraya]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/congress_approves_500_billion_for
WASHINGTON—In recognition of mankind’s inherent propensity for tragically foolish decisions, Congress allocated nearly $500 billion Monday for the construction of a new national monument honoring human folly.

“From Hannibal’s disastrous crossing of the Alps to Custer’s humiliating defeat at Little Bighorn, human history has been plagued by senseless mistakes, and it is high time we built a memorial to honor that history,” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) said of the expensive and ill-advised monument. “My deepest hope is that future generations of Americans will one day look upon this pointless edifice and be filled with a sense of awe and wonder at mankind’s utter lack of foresight.”

“To think of all the ways our time and money could have been better spent,” Pelosi continued. “I can imagine no more fitting tribute.”

Our goal is to create a structure that, like the human race itself, is doomed from the outset and plagued by innate flaws that can never be corrected,” Sen. George Voinovich (R-OH) said of the monument, which he claimed would eventually sink into the federally protected wetlands that surround it. “Not only will it be an aesthetic disaster, but it will also require constant, expensive maintenance just to ensure that the whole foundation doesn’t topple suddenly and kill hundreds of innocent people.”

[Arraya]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/congress_approves_500_billion_for
WASHINGTON—In recognition of mankind’s inherent propensity for tragically foolish decisions, Congress allocated nearly $500 billion Monday for the construction of a new national monument honoring human folly.

“From Hannibal’s disastrous crossing of the Alps to Custer’s humiliating defeat at Little Bighorn, human history has been plagued by senseless mistakes, and it is high time we built a memorial to honor that history,” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) said of the expensive and ill-advised monument. “My deepest hope is that future generations of Americans will one day look upon this pointless edifice and be filled with a sense of awe and wonder at mankind’s utter lack of foresight.”

“To think of all the ways our time and money could have been better spent,” Pelosi continued. “I can imagine no more fitting tribute.”

Our goal is to create a structure that, like the human race itself, is doomed from the outset and plagued by innate flaws that can never be corrected,” Sen. George Voinovich (R-OH) said of the monument, which he claimed would eventually sink into the federally protected wetlands that surround it. “Not only will it be an aesthetic disaster, but it will also require constant, expensive maintenance just to ensure that the whole foundation doesn’t topple suddenly and kill hundreds of innocent people.”

[Arraya]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/congress_approves_500_billion_for
WASHINGTON—In recognition of mankind’s inherent propensity for tragically foolish decisions, Congress allocated nearly $500 billion Monday for the construction of a new national monument honoring human folly.

“From Hannibal’s disastrous crossing of the Alps to Custer’s humiliating defeat at Little Bighorn, human history has been plagued by senseless mistakes, and it is high time we built a memorial to honor that history,” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) said of the expensive and ill-advised monument. “My deepest hope is that future generations of Americans will one day look upon this pointless edifice and be filled with a sense of awe and wonder at mankind’s utter lack of foresight.”

“To think of all the ways our time and money could have been better spent,” Pelosi continued. “I can imagine no more fitting tribute.”

Our goal is to create a structure that, like the human race itself, is doomed from the outset and plagued by innate flaws that can never be corrected,” Sen. George Voinovich (R-OH) said of the monument, which he claimed would eventually sink into the federally protected wetlands that surround it. “Not only will it be an aesthetic disaster, but it will also require constant, expensive maintenance just to ensure that the whole foundation doesn’t topple suddenly and kill hundreds of innocent people.”

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