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I can settle tnis argument right now.

Allan-he gave the green light to seal team 6, the job and the truth weren’t lost on him, we can all sleep well.

Brian-actually i don’t know what to say, because I can’t give you wisdom at your age, you gotta trust me, it’s not what it seems. When you break 40, you’ll understand the folly of youth.

[temeculaguy]

I can settle tnis argument right now.

Allan-he gave the green light to seal team 6, the job and the truth weren’t lost on him, we can all sleep well.

Brian-actually i don’t know what to say, because I can’t give you wisdom at your age, you gotta trust me, it’s not what it seems. When you break 40, you’ll understand the folly of youth.

[temeculaguy]

I can settle tnis argument right now.

Allan-he gave the green light to seal team 6, the job and the truth weren’t lost on him, we can all sleep well.

Brian-actually i don’t know what to say, because I can’t give you wisdom at your age, you gotta trust me, it’s not what it seems. When you break 40, you’ll understand the folly of youth.

[temeculaguy]

I can settle tnis argument right now.

Allan-he gave the green light to seal team 6, the job and the truth weren’t lost on him, we can all sleep well.

Brian-actually i don’t know what to say, because I can’t give you wisdom at your age, you gotta trust me, it’s not what it seems. When you break 40, you’ll understand the folly of youth.

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Thanks BP (your new name), but god and I already have a love/hate relationship, we are in therapy, and making progress, but we are still not to the point of “blessing” just yet. Perhaps BG will be better served, I was always the difficult one anyway.

Instead of belssings, can I ask for something else in trade for my pearls of wisdom. You may have some antimosity toward your current employer, but I bought one of my children one of your cars. Tomorrow, at work, give it your all, not for the company, but for me and the millions like me, who send our princesses off in the fruit of your labor and all we want is them back safely, just like you are concerned for your son’s safety. There are only a few people on this planet that make my heart skip a beat if they don’t answer their phone, two of them drive drive daily in a Jeep/Dodge/Chrysler vehicle. Share this with your co-workers, regardless of your feelings towards your employer, you don’t make cars for them, you make them for me. The nameplate on my daughters car wasn’t because I trusted a company or a country, it was because I trusted you.

[temeculaguy]

Thanks BP (your new name), but god and I already have a love/hate relationship, we are in therapy, and making progress, but we are still not to the point of “blessing” just yet. Perhaps BG will be better served, I was always the difficult one anyway.

Instead of belssings, can I ask for something else in trade for my pearls of wisdom. You may have some antimosity toward your current employer, but I bought one of my children one of your cars. Tomorrow, at work, give it your all, not for the company, but for me and the millions like me, who send our princesses off in the fruit of your labor and all we want is them back safely, just like you are concerned for your son’s safety. There are only a few people on this planet that make my heart skip a beat if they don’t answer their phone, two of them drive drive daily in a Jeep/Dodge/Chrysler vehicle. Share this with your co-workers, regardless of your feelings towards your employer, you don’t make cars for them, you make them for me. The nameplate on my daughters car wasn’t because I trusted a company or a country, it was because I trusted you.

[temeculaguy]

Thanks BP (your new name), but god and I already have a love/hate relationship, we are in therapy, and making progress, but we are still not to the point of “blessing” just yet. Perhaps BG will be better served, I was always the difficult one anyway.

Instead of belssings, can I ask for something else in trade for my pearls of wisdom. You may have some antimosity toward your current employer, but I bought one of my children one of your cars. Tomorrow, at work, give it your all, not for the company, but for me and the millions like me, who send our princesses off in the fruit of your labor and all we want is them back safely, just like you are concerned for your son’s safety. There are only a few people on this planet that make my heart skip a beat if they don’t answer their phone, two of them drive drive daily in a Jeep/Dodge/Chrysler vehicle. Share this with your co-workers, regardless of your feelings towards your employer, you don’t make cars for them, you make them for me. The nameplate on my daughters car wasn’t because I trusted a company or a country, it was because I trusted you.

[temeculaguy]

Thanks BP (your new name), but god and I already have a love/hate relationship, we are in therapy, and making progress, but we are still not to the point of “blessing” just yet. Perhaps BG will be better served, I was always the difficult one anyway.

Instead of belssings, can I ask for something else in trade for my pearls of wisdom. You may have some antimosity toward your current employer, but I bought one of my children one of your cars. Tomorrow, at work, give it your all, not for the company, but for me and the millions like me, who send our princesses off in the fruit of your labor and all we want is them back safely, just like you are concerned for your son’s safety. There are only a few people on this planet that make my heart skip a beat if they don’t answer their phone, two of them drive drive daily in a Jeep/Dodge/Chrysler vehicle. Share this with your co-workers, regardless of your feelings towards your employer, you don’t make cars for them, you make them for me. The nameplate on my daughters car wasn’t because I trusted a company or a country, it was because I trusted you.

[temeculaguy]

Thanks BP (your new name), but god and I already have a love/hate relationship, we are in therapy, and making progress, but we are still not to the point of “blessing” just yet. Perhaps BG will be better served, I was always the difficult one anyway.

Instead of belssings, can I ask for something else in trade for my pearls of wisdom. You may have some antimosity toward your current employer, but I bought one of my children one of your cars. Tomorrow, at work, give it your all, not for the company, but for me and the millions like me, who send our princesses off in the fruit of your labor and all we want is them back safely, just like you are concerned for your son’s safety. There are only a few people on this planet that make my heart skip a beat if they don’t answer their phone, two of them drive drive daily in a Jeep/Dodge/Chrysler vehicle. Share this with your co-workers, regardless of your feelings towards your employer, you don’t make cars for them, you make them for me. The nameplate on my daughters car wasn’t because I trusted a company or a country, it was because I trusted you.

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With only one of my four picks making the cut (barely), I’m pulling for Rory. With the lead he has right now at the turn, he has to win or he will turn into Ray Finkle, in an asylum, mumbling “laces out.”

He’s -11 and he got a double bogey on 18, his nearest is Yang at -5, third place is at -2. The best golfers in the world can barely get to even, the freaking cut was at +4. a 21 year old is 15 strokes above the cut, ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Tiger McIllroy. What will he go into Sunday with, a 10 stroke lead, 15? He could drink a beer a hole like the rest of us hackers and still win, I might be able to hold that lead with my costco golden bears. For those of you that don’t follow golf, this is not a normal lead, only old Tiger pulls this kind of stuff and even he rarely opened up this big of can of whoop ass.

The only downside, is after he choked the masters, if he blows this, i predict an epic spiral. He’s also not just a little irish, he’s all irish, this will end badly, and jameson’s whisky will play a substantial role. The kind of personal hell that will ultimately end up with someone quoting John Daly saying “that Mcillroy guy is a mess, I feel sorry for him.”

Never has a six stroke lead been equated as digging your own grave as it has now, I hope you pull it off Rory.

[temeculaguy]

With only one of my four picks making the cut (barely), I’m pulling for Rory. With the lead he has right now at the turn, he has to win or he will turn into Ray Finkle, in an asylum, mumbling “laces out.”

He’s -11 and he got a double bogey on 18, his nearest is Yang at -5, third place is at -2. The best golfers in the world can barely get to even, the freaking cut was at +4. a 21 year old is 15 strokes above the cut, ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Tiger McIllroy. What will he go into Sunday with, a 10 stroke lead, 15? He could drink a beer a hole like the rest of us hackers and still win, I might be able to hold that lead with my costco golden bears. For those of you that don’t follow golf, this is not a normal lead, only old Tiger pulls this kind of stuff and even he rarely opened up this big of can of whoop ass.

The only downside, is after he choked the masters, if he blows this, i predict an epic spiral. He’s also not just a little irish, he’s all irish, this will end badly, and jameson’s whisky will play a substantial role. The kind of personal hell that will ultimately end up with someone quoting John Daly saying “that Mcillroy guy is a mess, I feel sorry for him.”

Never has a six stroke lead been equated as digging your own grave as it has now, I hope you pull it off Rory.

[temeculaguy]

With only one of my four picks making the cut (barely), I’m pulling for Rory. With the lead he has right now at the turn, he has to win or he will turn into Ray Finkle, in an asylum, mumbling “laces out.”

He’s -11 and he got a double bogey on 18, his nearest is Yang at -5, third place is at -2. The best golfers in the world can barely get to even, the freaking cut was at +4. a 21 year old is 15 strokes above the cut, ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Tiger McIllroy. What will he go into Sunday with, a 10 stroke lead, 15? He could drink a beer a hole like the rest of us hackers and still win, I might be able to hold that lead with my costco golden bears. For those of you that don’t follow golf, this is not a normal lead, only old Tiger pulls this kind of stuff and even he rarely opened up this big of can of whoop ass.

The only downside, is after he choked the masters, if he blows this, i predict an epic spiral. He’s also not just a little irish, he’s all irish, this will end badly, and jameson’s whisky will play a substantial role. The kind of personal hell that will ultimately end up with someone quoting John Daly saying “that Mcillroy guy is a mess, I feel sorry for him.”

Never has a six stroke lead been equated as digging your own grave as it has now, I hope you pull it off Rory.

[temeculaguy]

With only one of my four picks making the cut (barely), I’m pulling for Rory. With the lead he has right now at the turn, he has to win or he will turn into Ray Finkle, in an asylum, mumbling “laces out.”

He’s -11 and he got a double bogey on 18, his nearest is Yang at -5, third place is at -2. The best golfers in the world can barely get to even, the freaking cut was at +4. a 21 year old is 15 strokes above the cut, ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Tiger McIllroy. What will he go into Sunday with, a 10 stroke lead, 15? He could drink a beer a hole like the rest of us hackers and still win, I might be able to hold that lead with my costco golden bears. For those of you that don’t follow golf, this is not a normal lead, only old Tiger pulls this kind of stuff and even he rarely opened up this big of can of whoop ass.

The only downside, is after he choked the masters, if he blows this, i predict an epic spiral. He’s also not just a little irish, he’s all irish, this will end badly, and jameson’s whisky will play a substantial role. The kind of personal hell that will ultimately end up with someone quoting John Daly saying “that Mcillroy guy is a mess, I feel sorry for him.”

Never has a six stroke lead been equated as digging your own grave as it has now, I hope you pull it off Rory.

[temeculaguy]

With only one of my four picks making the cut (barely), I’m pulling for Rory. With the lead he has right now at the turn, he has to win or he will turn into Ray Finkle, in an asylum, mumbling “laces out.”

He’s -11 and he got a double bogey on 18, his nearest is Yang at -5, third place is at -2. The best golfers in the world can barely get to even, the freaking cut was at +4. a 21 year old is 15 strokes above the cut, ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Tiger McIllroy. What will he go into Sunday with, a 10 stroke lead, 15? He could drink a beer a hole like the rest of us hackers and still win, I might be able to hold that lead with my costco golden bears. For those of you that don’t follow golf, this is not a normal lead, only old Tiger pulls this kind of stuff and even he rarely opened up this big of can of whoop ass.

The only downside, is after he choked the masters, if he blows this, i predict an epic spiral. He’s also not just a little irish, he’s all irish, this will end badly, and jameson’s whisky will play a substantial role. The kind of personal hell that will ultimately end up with someone quoting John Daly saying “that Mcillroy guy is a mess, I feel sorry for him.”

Never has a six stroke lead been equated as digging your own grave as it has now, I hope you pull it off Rory.

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[quote=svelte]…wanted to name him Salt, lol.

I’ll never forget the day my youngest son (about 6 or 7 at the time) walked up to my wife and me and stated, as serious as anything, that from now on his name was “Cheetah”.

We tried to call him that from then on, we truly did try.[/quote]

I’m glad you caught that svelte, it’s my favorite part. If my vasectomy and my sanity happened to fail at the same time, I’d argue to name that kid salt, I’d settle for a middle name. I keep wondering if it happens, if in 20 years I see nametags with the name salt, the same way that I used to snicker when I would meet my kids friends and I knew where their name came from because i saw the movie too. How many 20 year olds are there right now named Ariel, since the little mermaid came out about 21 years ago. So in the future, if I meet a person named salt, I’m going to hand them whatever ammount of money that equals the current cost of two drinks, and tell them to buy their parents a round on me, I don’t know them, but i love them already.

Keep fighting for cheetah, it’s never too late, love it. Just think, there’s a grown man that will likely be drafted in the first round named “Jimmer,” you know that had to come from a sibling, and it hasn’t hurt him one bit.

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