[temeculaguy]

Obese? I actually was unaware of the appointment so I ran a yahoo image search of Dr. Regina Benjamin. She is not obese, maybe a little thick, certainly beans and rice didn’t miss her but she doesn’t qualify as obese because based on her pictures (not the government’s version of obesity, but a heterosexual man’s) because her bust size exceeds her waist size. While she doesn’t neccesarily do it for me, She fit in the formula I have spent years creating. Just like financial formulas, formulas for objectifying women are just as fun. O.K., here’s the secret, it’s taken me years to perfect it but it’s simple. There are three measurements used for women, usually in inches, bust size, waist size and hips, in that order. As long as the middle number is smaller that the other two, it’s all good, reagardless of the size of the numbers, the larger the difference, the better. I believe the modern day poet, sir mixx alot, said it best: “36-24-36, only if she’s 5’3″”

[temeculaguy]

Obese? I actually was unaware of the appointment so I ran a yahoo image search of Dr. Regina Benjamin. She is not obese, maybe a little thick, certainly beans and rice didn’t miss her but she doesn’t qualify as obese because based on her pictures (not the government’s version of obesity, but a heterosexual man’s) because her bust size exceeds her waist size. While she doesn’t neccesarily do it for me, She fit in the formula I have spent years creating. Just like financial formulas, formulas for objectifying women are just as fun. O.K., here’s the secret, it’s taken me years to perfect it but it’s simple. There are three measurements used for women, usually in inches, bust size, waist size and hips, in that order. As long as the middle number is smaller that the other two, it’s all good, reagardless of the size of the numbers, the larger the difference, the better. I believe the modern day poet, sir mixx alot, said it best: “36-24-36, only if she’s 5’3″”

[temeculaguy]

Obese? I actually was unaware of the appointment so I ran a yahoo image search of Dr. Regina Benjamin. She is not obese, maybe a little thick, certainly beans and rice didn’t miss her but she doesn’t qualify as obese because based on her pictures (not the government’s version of obesity, but a heterosexual man’s) because her bust size exceeds her waist size. While she doesn’t neccesarily do it for me, She fit in the formula I have spent years creating. Just like financial formulas, formulas for objectifying women are just as fun. O.K., here’s the secret, it’s taken me years to perfect it but it’s simple. There are three measurements used for women, usually in inches, bust size, waist size and hips, in that order. As long as the middle number is smaller that the other two, it’s all good, reagardless of the size of the numbers, the larger the difference, the better. I believe the modern day poet, sir mixx alot, said it best: “36-24-36, only if she’s 5’3″”

[temeculaguy]

Obese? I actually was unaware of the appointment so I ran a yahoo image search of Dr. Regina Benjamin. She is not obese, maybe a little thick, certainly beans and rice didn’t miss her but she doesn’t qualify as obese because based on her pictures (not the government’s version of obesity, but a heterosexual man’s) because her bust size exceeds her waist size. While she doesn’t neccesarily do it for me, She fit in the formula I have spent years creating. Just like financial formulas, formulas for objectifying women are just as fun. O.K., here’s the secret, it’s taken me years to perfect it but it’s simple. There are three measurements used for women, usually in inches, bust size, waist size and hips, in that order. As long as the middle number is smaller that the other two, it’s all good, reagardless of the size of the numbers, the larger the difference, the better. I believe the modern day poet, sir mixx alot, said it best: “36-24-36, only if she’s 5’3″”

[temeculaguy]

Hang in there sunny, I’ll be willing to wager that the recent short sale experience is much better than it was a year ago or even six months ago. My next door neighbor closed a few weeks ago on a short, until I met them, I was convinced the whole process was a myth. In 2007 and most of 2008, I fired off a number of offers on shorts, never even got any feedback until the end of 2008. I wasn’t the highest bidder in that case and six or seven months later they called and asked if I was still interested. I told them to perform a sexual act on themselves, they foreclosed shortly thereafter because all the people making offers had found something else and they listed as a foreclosure and got less than my original offer. I was happy about it because I wasn’t nuts about that house, but it seems they have learned their lesson and the timeline is quicker. My neighbor was moved in within 60 days, offer date to close and there was more than one loan and he was one of the backup offers. Just keep in mind, that everyone else is doing what you are doing by throwing out multiples on shorts with the intention of only buying one, so it’s not as competative as it feels when dealing with shorts. I’ve now seen a number of people successfully buy shorts so far in 2009, their patience paid off for them.

[temeculaguy]

Hang in there sunny, I’ll be willing to wager that the recent short sale experience is much better than it was a year ago or even six months ago. My next door neighbor closed a few weeks ago on a short, until I met them, I was convinced the whole process was a myth. In 2007 and most of 2008, I fired off a number of offers on shorts, never even got any feedback until the end of 2008. I wasn’t the highest bidder in that case and six or seven months later they called and asked if I was still interested. I told them to perform a sexual act on themselves, they foreclosed shortly thereafter because all the people making offers had found something else and they listed as a foreclosure and got less than my original offer. I was happy about it because I wasn’t nuts about that house, but it seems they have learned their lesson and the timeline is quicker. My neighbor was moved in within 60 days, offer date to close and there was more than one loan and he was one of the backup offers. Just keep in mind, that everyone else is doing what you are doing by throwing out multiples on shorts with the intention of only buying one, so it’s not as competative as it feels when dealing with shorts. I’ve now seen a number of people successfully buy shorts so far in 2009, their patience paid off for them.

[temeculaguy]

Hang in there sunny, I’ll be willing to wager that the recent short sale experience is much better than it was a year ago or even six months ago. My next door neighbor closed a few weeks ago on a short, until I met them, I was convinced the whole process was a myth. In 2007 and most of 2008, I fired off a number of offers on shorts, never even got any feedback until the end of 2008. I wasn’t the highest bidder in that case and six or seven months later they called and asked if I was still interested. I told them to perform a sexual act on themselves, they foreclosed shortly thereafter because all the people making offers had found something else and they listed as a foreclosure and got less than my original offer. I was happy about it because I wasn’t nuts about that house, but it seems they have learned their lesson and the timeline is quicker. My neighbor was moved in within 60 days, offer date to close and there was more than one loan and he was one of the backup offers. Just keep in mind, that everyone else is doing what you are doing by throwing out multiples on shorts with the intention of only buying one, so it’s not as competative as it feels when dealing with shorts. I’ve now seen a number of people successfully buy shorts so far in 2009, their patience paid off for them.

[temeculaguy]

Hang in there sunny, I’ll be willing to wager that the recent short sale experience is much better than it was a year ago or even six months ago. My next door neighbor closed a few weeks ago on a short, until I met them, I was convinced the whole process was a myth. In 2007 and most of 2008, I fired off a number of offers on shorts, never even got any feedback until the end of 2008. I wasn’t the highest bidder in that case and six or seven months later they called and asked if I was still interested. I told them to perform a sexual act on themselves, they foreclosed shortly thereafter because all the people making offers had found something else and they listed as a foreclosure and got less than my original offer. I was happy about it because I wasn’t nuts about that house, but it seems they have learned their lesson and the timeline is quicker. My neighbor was moved in within 60 days, offer date to close and there was more than one loan and he was one of the backup offers. Just keep in mind, that everyone else is doing what you are doing by throwing out multiples on shorts with the intention of only buying one, so it’s not as competative as it feels when dealing with shorts. I’ve now seen a number of people successfully buy shorts so far in 2009, their patience paid off for them.

[temeculaguy]

Hang in there sunny, I’ll be willing to wager that the recent short sale experience is much better than it was a year ago or even six months ago. My next door neighbor closed a few weeks ago on a short, until I met them, I was convinced the whole process was a myth. In 2007 and most of 2008, I fired off a number of offers on shorts, never even got any feedback until the end of 2008. I wasn’t the highest bidder in that case and six or seven months later they called and asked if I was still interested. I told them to perform a sexual act on themselves, they foreclosed shortly thereafter because all the people making offers had found something else and they listed as a foreclosure and got less than my original offer. I was happy about it because I wasn’t nuts about that house, but it seems they have learned their lesson and the timeline is quicker. My neighbor was moved in within 60 days, offer date to close and there was more than one loan and he was one of the backup offers. Just keep in mind, that everyone else is doing what you are doing by throwing out multiples on shorts with the intention of only buying one, so it’s not as competative as it feels when dealing with shorts. I’ve now seen a number of people successfully buy shorts so far in 2009, their patience paid off for them.

[temeculaguy]

In my zip code I have noticed a shift in recent weeks, I think the shadow inventory is starting to show up. Albeit, I am at ground zero so it’s difficult to compare areas, but many times what I see here, shows up soon after in other areas. The bank owned homes are starting to list at the rate of a 4 or 5 a day as opposed to 4 or 5 a week. The ones nearby that I have followed that were vacant for a long time have just listed. Overall inventory is flat from last month and at a 5 year low, list prices are flat over the last 6 months, no more chunks down but they are coming on the market at a higher rate, selling, and more coming on, I think the bidding wars may end soon.

Maybe the banks are doing it on purpose or maybe they just ramped up the staff to process it. Personally I think that the banks realized rates were low, people were buying and they might as well clear the stuff out, it just took them 2 months to get the ball rolling, the fall/winter may be a much better scenario for a buyer if this trend holds up, then again, the fall/winter usually is anyway.

[temeculaguy]

In my zip code I have noticed a shift in recent weeks, I think the shadow inventory is starting to show up. Albeit, I am at ground zero so it’s difficult to compare areas, but many times what I see here, shows up soon after in other areas. The bank owned homes are starting to list at the rate of a 4 or 5 a day as opposed to 4 or 5 a week. The ones nearby that I have followed that were vacant for a long time have just listed. Overall inventory is flat from last month and at a 5 year low, list prices are flat over the last 6 months, no more chunks down but they are coming on the market at a higher rate, selling, and more coming on, I think the bidding wars may end soon.

Maybe the banks are doing it on purpose or maybe they just ramped up the staff to process it. Personally I think that the banks realized rates were low, people were buying and they might as well clear the stuff out, it just took them 2 months to get the ball rolling, the fall/winter may be a much better scenario for a buyer if this trend holds up, then again, the fall/winter usually is anyway.

[temeculaguy]

In my zip code I have noticed a shift in recent weeks, I think the shadow inventory is starting to show up. Albeit, I am at ground zero so it’s difficult to compare areas, but many times what I see here, shows up soon after in other areas. The bank owned homes are starting to list at the rate of a 4 or 5 a day as opposed to 4 or 5 a week. The ones nearby that I have followed that were vacant for a long time have just listed. Overall inventory is flat from last month and at a 5 year low, list prices are flat over the last 6 months, no more chunks down but they are coming on the market at a higher rate, selling, and more coming on, I think the bidding wars may end soon.

Maybe the banks are doing it on purpose or maybe they just ramped up the staff to process it. Personally I think that the banks realized rates were low, people were buying and they might as well clear the stuff out, it just took them 2 months to get the ball rolling, the fall/winter may be a much better scenario for a buyer if this trend holds up, then again, the fall/winter usually is anyway.

[temeculaguy]

In my zip code I have noticed a shift in recent weeks, I think the shadow inventory is starting to show up. Albeit, I am at ground zero so it’s difficult to compare areas, but many times what I see here, shows up soon after in other areas. The bank owned homes are starting to list at the rate of a 4 or 5 a day as opposed to 4 or 5 a week. The ones nearby that I have followed that were vacant for a long time have just listed. Overall inventory is flat from last month and at a 5 year low, list prices are flat over the last 6 months, no more chunks down but they are coming on the market at a higher rate, selling, and more coming on, I think the bidding wars may end soon.

Maybe the banks are doing it on purpose or maybe they just ramped up the staff to process it. Personally I think that the banks realized rates were low, people were buying and they might as well clear the stuff out, it just took them 2 months to get the ball rolling, the fall/winter may be a much better scenario for a buyer if this trend holds up, then again, the fall/winter usually is anyway.

[temeculaguy]

In my zip code I have noticed a shift in recent weeks, I think the shadow inventory is starting to show up. Albeit, I am at ground zero so it’s difficult to compare areas, but many times what I see here, shows up soon after in other areas. The bank owned homes are starting to list at the rate of a 4 or 5 a day as opposed to 4 or 5 a week. The ones nearby that I have followed that were vacant for a long time have just listed. Overall inventory is flat from last month and at a 5 year low, list prices are flat over the last 6 months, no more chunks down but they are coming on the market at a higher rate, selling, and more coming on, I think the bidding wars may end soon.

Maybe the banks are doing it on purpose or maybe they just ramped up the staff to process it. Personally I think that the banks realized rates were low, people were buying and they might as well clear the stuff out, it just took them 2 months to get the ball rolling, the fall/winter may be a much better scenario for a buyer if this trend holds up, then again, the fall/winter usually is anyway.

[temeculaguy]

[quote=CBad]Yeah, then he got a major Butterface when he realized it was just Chelsea.[/quote]

Is that Chelsea? If it is then she lucked out by not getting her mom’s calves.

[Author]

Posts