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I wouldnt say I’m better but I am definitely luckier.

I do think I’m better than most people in some very narrow areas.

For instance I took an aptitude test at a very expensive fancy national company through a grant in high school. I learned that my ability to file and sort is literally off the chart. I’m like an Einstein of filing abilities.

Perhaps I couldve been king of the post office.

It’s very likely that my sorting abilities make yours look puny and pathetic. Maybe I am better than you all. You people probably can’t alphabetize at computerlike speeds. Gosh. I am glad I am so gifted.

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I am absolutely unique, special and highly distinct, just like every other damn person on earth.

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Wait I also found.

I found this funny edited by Judd apatow

and the anthologist by Nicholson baker.

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i go naked. however, i read a lot about knee position and am paying careful attetnion whilst lifting.

i think im ok. i have no pains.

also I have been stopping with one rep in the tank, my new strategy, to make sure form doesn’t deteriorate horrifically.

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sorry. maybe if oil were 50 a gallon, ditch digging would pay

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as rodney dangerfield said, “I don’t read pornography. I don’t even have a pornograph!”

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unskilled human labor may be now worth less than zero, taking into account management costs.

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the nation could probably get behind constructing a massive southwestern fence.

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thanks for the russkie tips. im on a pretty simple program for the moment. just keep squatting as hard as i can so i get to 250 and don’t have to eat the alpo, and overhead press weight until I get to bodyweight. other than that i take a break with some pullups, my hex bar, and various ironmind grippers. when i can squat 250 maybe i’ll switch to something more programmed. for now, im just trying to power my way up there by sheer will. i ahven’t thrown up yet but ive gotten close a few times.

its my general feeling that with the correct attitude, big effort and intense focus, a lot of programs would work.

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youth and treachery aren’t a bad combo either sometimes.

the world is designed to separate suckers from their money.

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temecula, if she’s thinking she needs to stay home with her baby. which odds are she will

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whats a reputed firm.

reputacious? reputalicious? ill-repute?

bad reputation, don’t give a damn ’bout my.

which reminds meif you haven’t watched freaks and geeks, just watch it.

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goddamn pants. don’t get me started.

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on the other hand, shell cordovan shoes may last 30 or 40 years. that was my plan when i bought them. but it is difficult to predict future needs. how could i have known in 1996 that i would become anti-shoe? I was very pro-shoe in 96.

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paid about 300 in 1996. had them restored by alden for 100. sold for 225 in mid 2000’s.

shell cordovan is a beautiful material, but once i started barefooting, my feet wold not go in the shoe. birkenstock shoes. super wide.

the foot truly is an amazing thing. it is odd how desensitized and damp and blistered we make it in little foot coffins; imagine if we beleived hands had to be similarly “protected”. the foot needs to operate like a hand, room, flexion, ground feel. the average shoe makes it into a club.

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