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Here is a captivating interview about the incident with Tom Slick, the Epic Beard Man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sWgtGdl7KQ

What a character. I’d love to throw back a few rounds with this guy. Lets carry this to the logical conclusion:

[afx114]

Here is a captivating interview about the incident with Tom Slick, the Epic Beard Man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sWgtGdl7KQ

What a character. I’d love to throw back a few rounds with this guy. Lets carry this to the logical conclusion:

[afx114]

Here is a captivating interview about the incident with Tom Slick, the Epic Beard Man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sWgtGdl7KQ

What a character. I’d love to throw back a few rounds with this guy. Lets carry this to the logical conclusion:

[afx114]

[quote=urbanrealtor]How was Europe?[/quote]

It was wonderful. So as not to completely threadjack, I promise I’ll bring this back around to the subject at hand. Anyway — I had a stimulating conversation with a bunch of underage students who were in a bar celebrating their teacher’s birthday. I bought her a drink and all of a sudden they thought I was cool. I quickly assumed the role of the American stereotype breaker. “No, not all women in America are blonde with big plastic boobs. No, not every American owns a gun. No, we don’t all watch baseball. No, we don’t still call black people ni***rs.” They were genuinely curious about these things.

But here’s the best: They asked me if it is difficult to get a flying license in the USA. Seriously, they wanted to know. I think they were just amazed that 9-11 happened and were wondering how. They assumed that anyone could just climb into a plane and fly it anywhere. We are, after all, the land of the free, right? Apparently it’s very difficult to get a flying license in Spain.

I’m still waiting to hear from the FBI/CIA on that one. Especially after what happened today.

[afx114]

[quote=urbanrealtor]How was Europe?[/quote]

It was wonderful. So as not to completely threadjack, I promise I’ll bring this back around to the subject at hand. Anyway — I had a stimulating conversation with a bunch of underage students who were in a bar celebrating their teacher’s birthday. I bought her a drink and all of a sudden they thought I was cool. I quickly assumed the role of the American stereotype breaker. “No, not all women in America are blonde with big plastic boobs. No, not every American owns a gun. No, we don’t all watch baseball. No, we don’t still call black people ni***rs.” They were genuinely curious about these things.

But here’s the best: They asked me if it is difficult to get a flying license in the USA. Seriously, they wanted to know. I think they were just amazed that 9-11 happened and were wondering how. They assumed that anyone could just climb into a plane and fly it anywhere. We are, after all, the land of the free, right? Apparently it’s very difficult to get a flying license in Spain.

I’m still waiting to hear from the FBI/CIA on that one. Especially after what happened today.

[afx114]

[quote=urbanrealtor]How was Europe?[/quote]

It was wonderful. So as not to completely threadjack, I promise I’ll bring this back around to the subject at hand. Anyway — I had a stimulating conversation with a bunch of underage students who were in a bar celebrating their teacher’s birthday. I bought her a drink and all of a sudden they thought I was cool. I quickly assumed the role of the American stereotype breaker. “No, not all women in America are blonde with big plastic boobs. No, not every American owns a gun. No, we don’t all watch baseball. No, we don’t still call black people ni***rs.” They were genuinely curious about these things.

But here’s the best: They asked me if it is difficult to get a flying license in the USA. Seriously, they wanted to know. I think they were just amazed that 9-11 happened and were wondering how. They assumed that anyone could just climb into a plane and fly it anywhere. We are, after all, the land of the free, right? Apparently it’s very difficult to get a flying license in Spain.

I’m still waiting to hear from the FBI/CIA on that one. Especially after what happened today.

[afx114]

[quote=urbanrealtor]How was Europe?[/quote]

It was wonderful. So as not to completely threadjack, I promise I’ll bring this back around to the subject at hand. Anyway — I had a stimulating conversation with a bunch of underage students who were in a bar celebrating their teacher’s birthday. I bought her a drink and all of a sudden they thought I was cool. I quickly assumed the role of the American stereotype breaker. “No, not all women in America are blonde with big plastic boobs. No, not every American owns a gun. No, we don’t all watch baseball. No, we don’t still call black people ni***rs.” They were genuinely curious about these things.

But here’s the best: They asked me if it is difficult to get a flying license in the USA. Seriously, they wanted to know. I think they were just amazed that 9-11 happened and were wondering how. They assumed that anyone could just climb into a plane and fly it anywhere. We are, after all, the land of the free, right? Apparently it’s very difficult to get a flying license in Spain.

I’m still waiting to hear from the FBI/CIA on that one. Especially after what happened today.

[afx114]

[quote=urbanrealtor]How was Europe?[/quote]

It was wonderful. So as not to completely threadjack, I promise I’ll bring this back around to the subject at hand. Anyway — I had a stimulating conversation with a bunch of underage students who were in a bar celebrating their teacher’s birthday. I bought her a drink and all of a sudden they thought I was cool. I quickly assumed the role of the American stereotype breaker. “No, not all women in America are blonde with big plastic boobs. No, not every American owns a gun. No, we don’t all watch baseball. No, we don’t still call black people ni***rs.” They were genuinely curious about these things.

But here’s the best: They asked me if it is difficult to get a flying license in the USA. Seriously, they wanted to know. I think they were just amazed that 9-11 happened and were wondering how. They assumed that anyone could just climb into a plane and fly it anywhere. We are, after all, the land of the free, right? Apparently it’s very difficult to get a flying license in Spain.

I’m still waiting to hear from the FBI/CIA on that one. Especially after what happened today.

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[quote=urbanrealtor]Riddle me this:

Does this qualify as domestic terrorism or not?
Support your answer.

Just curious what people think.
And why.[/quote]

No, because white male US citizens don’t commit terrorism. Only the brown people with funny names do. That’s why we need to start profiling all these Muslims.. we gotta do it to keep us safe!

This is me with my sarcasm face on.

[afx114]

[quote=urbanrealtor]Riddle me this:

Does this qualify as domestic terrorism or not?
Support your answer.

Just curious what people think.
And why.[/quote]

No, because white male US citizens don’t commit terrorism. Only the brown people with funny names do. That’s why we need to start profiling all these Muslims.. we gotta do it to keep us safe!

This is me with my sarcasm face on.

[afx114]

[quote=urbanrealtor]Riddle me this:

Does this qualify as domestic terrorism or not?
Support your answer.

Just curious what people think.
And why.[/quote]

No, because white male US citizens don’t commit terrorism. Only the brown people with funny names do. That’s why we need to start profiling all these Muslims.. we gotta do it to keep us safe!

This is me with my sarcasm face on.

[afx114]

[quote=urbanrealtor]Riddle me this:

Does this qualify as domestic terrorism or not?
Support your answer.

Just curious what people think.
And why.[/quote]

No, because white male US citizens don’t commit terrorism. Only the brown people with funny names do. That’s why we need to start profiling all these Muslims.. we gotta do it to keep us safe!

This is me with my sarcasm face on.

[afx114]

[quote=urbanrealtor]Riddle me this:

Does this qualify as domestic terrorism or not?
Support your answer.

Just curious what people think.
And why.[/quote]

No, because white male US citizens don’t commit terrorism. Only the brown people with funny names do. That’s why we need to start profiling all these Muslims.. we gotta do it to keep us safe!

This is me with my sarcasm face on.

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I read an interesting article the other day theorizing that as flash prices continue to plummet and sizes continue to increase, one day someone (probably Google) could give out a phone with 10TB of storage and 100GBps bandwidth for free — provided you agree to allow them to use the extra space and bandwidth on your phone for cloud storage. Essentially you’d become one tiny piece of an infinitely scalable cloud, serviced by the mesh of mobile phones floating around out there. The idea being that, yes, technology is improving faster than consumers can consume it, but someone somewhere will find a use for all of that “extra” computing power, storage space, and bandwidth.

Google = Skynet

I, personally, can’t wait.

[afx114]

I read an interesting article the other day theorizing that as flash prices continue to plummet and sizes continue to increase, one day someone (probably Google) could give out a phone with 10TB of storage and 100GBps bandwidth for free — provided you agree to allow them to use the extra space and bandwidth on your phone for cloud storage. Essentially you’d become one tiny piece of an infinitely scalable cloud, serviced by the mesh of mobile phones floating around out there. The idea being that, yes, technology is improving faster than consumers can consume it, but someone somewhere will find a use for all of that “extra” computing power, storage space, and bandwidth.

Google = Skynet

I, personally, can’t wait.

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