We’re #2!

[spdrun]

“lazy, bump, fake booby, bimbo, shallow, BMW-galore,mexico border humping”

Other than proximity to extreme Southerners, doesn’t all this apply to (say) the Marina District of SF? 😉

As far as water, solar and/or nuclear desalination can go a long way.

[Coronita]

[quote=spdrun]

“lazy, bump, fake booby, bimbo, shallow, BMW-galore,mexico border humping”

Other than proximity to extreme Southerners, doesn’t all this apply to (say) the Marina District of SF? 😉

As far as water, solar and/or nuclear desalination can go a long way.[/quote]

spdrun, I’m so disappointed in you.. It’s about magnitude. Haven’t you noticed yet? In SoCal, you find more fakey Bimmer drivers than honda accords/toyota camry’s. Everybody is a fakey/image aware person down here..

[The-Shoveler]

Yes as a California native, I think of my 20 year old Ford as a fashion statement.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=The-Shoveler]Yes as a California native, I think of my 20 year old Ford as a fashion statement.[/quote]

Well, if you’re in Orange County, your 20 year old Ford makes you the gardener…

As Fernando on SNL used to say, “It is better to look good, than feel good, my friends!”

[spdrun]

Northeast is so easy in that respect — plenty of old money drives older cars and no one says a damn thing about it. Just keep it well maintained, not looking beat to hell.

In fact, the gardener might be driving a newer car since he’s taking advantage of a $69/mo lease on a Kia or some Generic Morons garbazhe, whereas the rich guy’s 1990s Mercedes keeps on chugging.

[an]

[quote=flu]I don’t think NorCal would want to do anything with SoCal. If there’s any secession, it would be NorCal breaking away from the rest of CA…I think they wouldn’t mind leaving the “lazy, bump, fake booby, bimbo, shallow, BMW-galore,mexico border humping” SoCal to fend for itself… Not to mention it could make a pretty sum of money charging SoCal for water, considering NorCal actually gets rain, and we’re a desert down here…[/quote]
Depend where you’d consider NorCal. If you consider the Valley as SoCal, then we’d gladly see your water and raise you food.

NorCal might get rain, but if it gets too expensive, we can either go east to Colorado or go west and take water from the most abundant source (the ocean).

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=AN]
NorCal might get rain, but if it gets too expensive, we can either go east to Colorado or go west and take water from the most abundant source (the ocean).[/quote]

AN: Or move into Oregon and annex it by force. Those Birkenstock-wearing, tree-hugging greenies wouldn’t put up much of a fight at all. They’ve got all sorts of good stuff up there: Water, timber and that great Tillamook cheese.

Plus, they all hate Californians anyway. So we could exact revenge for that, too.

[spdrun]

AN: Or move into Oregon and annex it by force. Those Birkenstock-wearing, tree-hugging greenies wouldn’t put up much of a fight at all.

Don’t be so sure about that — isn’t Portland the crank capital of the USA? Birk-wearing, tree-hugging greenies amped up on speedballs 😀

[The-Shoveler]

I like the way you think AN and Allan,
But we actually get quite a bit of rain at times, trouble is it all comes at once, what we need is more dams.
In the seventies they were having some success with cloud seeding.
I think I heard California has the most agriculture of any state, so yea bring it.

[an]

[quote=The-Shoveler]I like the way you think AN and Allan,
But we actually get quite a bit of rain at times, trouble is it all comes at once, what we need is more dams.
In the seventies they were having some success with cloud seeding.
I think I heard California has the most agriculture of any state, so yea bring it.[/quote]
It’s not just agriculture. See all the stinky cows while driving up the 99? If NorCal wanna play that war, we can with hold veggie and meat from them. They can charge us for water, but we’ll charge them back higher for food. We also have the Sierra. I’m sure we can figure out how to store that snow water.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=spdrun]

AN: Or move into Oregon and annex it by force. Those Birkenstock-wearing, tree-hugging greenies wouldn’t put up much of a fight at all.

Don’t be so sure about that — isn’t Portland the crank capital of the USA? Birk-wearing, tree-hugging greenies amped up on speedballs :D[/quote]

We’ll just encircle Portland and starve ’em out. Meth heads flame out notoriously quickly.

The rest of those Oregonians are all mellow from the weed and voting Democratic – they’ll never see this shit coming.

[dumbrenter]

[quote=flu]

I don’t think NorCal would want to do anything with SoCal. If there’s any secession, it would be NorCal breaking away from the rest of CA…I think they wouldn’t mind leaving the “lazy, bump, fake booby, bimbo, shallow, BMW-galore,mexico border humping” SoCal to fend for itself… Not to mention it could make a pretty sum of money charging SoCal for water, considering NorCal actually gets rain, and we’re a desert down here…[/quote]

You guys are forgetting the awesome power of the real estate lobby in SoCal. Nobody messes with them. Even if NoCal were to break away, there would be a regime change there in a few months. They have no qualms about destroying the delta up there to get water to SoCal for a few more years.

While on the hijacked topic of secession, don’t forget Baja just south of us waiting for gringos to move in. Folks move in, then a war and a march on Mexico city…you how that story goes.

[Allan from Fallbrook]

[quote=dumbrenter]
While on the hijacked topic of secession, don’t forget Baja just south of us waiting for gringos to move in. Folks move in, then a war and a march on Mexico city…you how that story goes.[/quote]

DR: “From the halls of Montezuma…” I’m pretty sure we could talk 1st MarDiv into a drive on Mexico City. Yeah, it’s been about 160 years since they were last there, but that’s gotta be a move NO ONE is gonna see coming.

After Iraq and Afghanistan, this would be like going to Dairy Queen for the jarheads.

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