:Reported from whatever the hell source I need to back up my story:
Yesterday, Presidential Candidate Barack Obama went to a psychic/astrologer to find what month would be best to implement his attack on the Middle Class.
The astrologer and native Chicagoan, Bunny McMuffin said that in late August with Venus aligned with Mars and the annual Pleiads meteor shower, that an attack on the Middle Class would go favorably for him and the Democratic Party.
It is reported that Obama had tears in his eyes with the realization that all his Madrasa reared childhood dreams would finally go according to his master plan of world domination. It was also reported that he parted with these words “We will finally kill all those American Middle-Class WWE watching bastards.”
: Unfortunately, McMuffin nor Obama’s camp could be reached for further comment.
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