[nostradamus]

“very private from street”
translation: there’s a big bush in the front yard which blocks the windows. example

“must see”
translation: the photos look like crap just like the house, but if you swing by I’ll tag you in my database example

“best buy in the neighborhood”
translation: crappiest house in the neighborhood example

“rare opportunity”
translation: rarely would we have the opportunity to find someone willing to live in or buy this shitbox example

[nostradamus]

“very private from street”
translation: there’s a big bush in the front yard which blocks the windows. example

“must see”
translation: the photos look like crap just like the house, but if you swing by I’ll tag you in my database example

“best buy in the neighborhood”
translation: crappiest house in the neighborhood example

“rare opportunity”
translation: rarely would we have the opportunity to find someone willing to live in or buy this shitbox example

[nostradamus]

The problem for my ex was I'm not a "Stepford wife".

Marion you do have a good sense of humor but the way you've described yourself does sound extremely Stepford-wife-ish. Waiting by the door with slippers and a casserole, bubble baths and massages… So tell me again, why did your ex leave?

[nostradamus]

The problem for my ex was I'm not a "Stepford wife".

Marion you do have a good sense of humor but the way you've described yourself does sound extremely Stepford-wife-ish. Waiting by the door with slippers and a casserole, bubble baths and massages… So tell me again, why did your ex leave?

[nostradamus]

The problem for my ex was I'm not a "Stepford wife".

Marion you do have a good sense of humor but the way you've described yourself does sound extremely Stepford-wife-ish. Waiting by the door with slippers and a casserole, bubble baths and massages… So tell me again, why did your ex leave?

[nostradamus]

The problem for my ex was I'm not a "Stepford wife".

Marion you do have a good sense of humor but the way you've described yourself does sound extremely Stepford-wife-ish. Waiting by the door with slippers and a casserole, bubble baths and massages… So tell me again, why did your ex leave?

[nostradamus]

The problem for my ex was I'm not a "Stepford wife".

Marion you do have a good sense of humor but the way you've described yourself does sound extremely Stepford-wife-ish. Waiting by the door with slippers and a casserole, bubble baths and massages… So tell me again, why did your ex leave?

[nostradamus]

I would love to put my career on hold and be a stay at home dad. Any ladies out there wanna take me up on this? All I will need to get started is for you to buy me a diamond engagement ring. If it doesn’t work out don’t worry, I’ll opt for alimony (after all, I courageously put my career on hold for you while you were out having fun working) and you can be on your way.

[nostradamus]

I would love to put my career on hold and be a stay at home dad. Any ladies out there wanna take me up on this? All I will need to get started is for you to buy me a diamond engagement ring. If it doesn’t work out don’t worry, I’ll opt for alimony (after all, I courageously put my career on hold for you while you were out having fun working) and you can be on your way.

[nostradamus]

I would love to put my career on hold and be a stay at home dad. Any ladies out there wanna take me up on this? All I will need to get started is for you to buy me a diamond engagement ring. If it doesn’t work out don’t worry, I’ll opt for alimony (after all, I courageously put my career on hold for you while you were out having fun working) and you can be on your way.

[nostradamus]

I would love to put my career on hold and be a stay at home dad. Any ladies out there wanna take me up on this? All I will need to get started is for you to buy me a diamond engagement ring. If it doesn’t work out don’t worry, I’ll opt for alimony (after all, I courageously put my career on hold for you while you were out having fun working) and you can be on your way.

[nostradamus]

I would love to put my career on hold and be a stay at home dad. Any ladies out there wanna take me up on this? All I will need to get started is for you to buy me a diamond engagement ring. If it doesn’t work out don’t worry, I’ll opt for alimony (after all, I courageously put my career on hold for you while you were out having fun working) and you can be on your way.

[nostradamus]

Yes you need to get a lawyer. I don’t like running to lawyers for every little thing but in this case it is clear that you’ll be needing one. Why don’t you have one already? Are you trying to be “nice”? This is your child’s future on the line, f*** being nice. If he had custody I’d tell him to do the same.

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! (lawyers heh heh)

[nostradamus]

Yes you need to get a lawyer. I don’t like running to lawyers for every little thing but in this case it is clear that you’ll be needing one. Why don’t you have one already? Are you trying to be “nice”? This is your child’s future on the line, f*** being nice. If he had custody I’d tell him to do the same.

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! (lawyers heh heh)

[nostradamus]

Yes you need to get a lawyer. I don’t like running to lawyers for every little thing but in this case it is clear that you’ll be needing one. Why don’t you have one already? Are you trying to be “nice”? This is your child’s future on the line, f*** being nice. If he had custody I’d tell him to do the same.

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! (lawyers heh heh)

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