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Participant[quote=Allan from Fallbrook]Who is Rupert Murdoch?[/quote]
William Randolph Hearst’s Australian bastard son.
Participant[quote=temeculaguy]Eavesdropper, I recently put in about 1500 sq ft of wood flooring by myself. It ended up being easier and more fulfilling than I had imagined. Bribe your husband with sexual favors, use your imagination, think of things well beyond his imagination. This is not a typical TG joke, men are simple, spell out the reward schedule and the impossible becomes simple. Women often fail to see how simple we are, he can thank me later.[/quote]
TG, I’d sooner put the flooring in myself, and would if I had more time these days. I love him somethin’ awful, but home improvement projects are not his thing. You cannot believe how badly he can screw things up.
But I’m curious: how long did it take you? And do you mind me asking what product you ended up using?
BTW, I’m one of the lucky ones: I was my husband’s high school crush, one upon which he never acted (probably because he knew I’d deck him…) At any rate, we met again many years later. We’ve been together 12 years now, and (without going into graphic detail) it’s still great! He says that marrying the girl that you fantasized about from the time you were 15 is a total aphrodisiac. All I know is that I can be 15 pounds overweight, have 1 inch of gray roots in my hair, puffy eyes from pulling an all-nighter, and no makeup, and all he’s seeing is the girl I was back in the 70s. It’s pretty cool.
Participant[quote=temeculaguy]Eavesdropper, I recently put in about 1500 sq ft of wood flooring by myself. It ended up being easier and more fulfilling than I had imagined. Bribe your husband with sexual favors, use your imagination, think of things well beyond his imagination. This is not a typical TG joke, men are simple, spell out the reward schedule and the impossible becomes simple. Women often fail to see how simple we are, he can thank me later.[/quote]
TG, I’d sooner put the flooring in myself, and would if I had more time these days. I love him somethin’ awful, but home improvement projects are not his thing. You cannot believe how badly he can screw things up.
But I’m curious: how long did it take you? And do you mind me asking what product you ended up using?
BTW, I’m one of the lucky ones: I was my husband’s high school crush, one upon which he never acted (probably because he knew I’d deck him…) At any rate, we met again many years later. We’ve been together 12 years now, and (without going into graphic detail) it’s still great! He says that marrying the girl that you fantasized about from the time you were 15 is a total aphrodisiac. All I know is that I can be 15 pounds overweight, have 1 inch of gray roots in my hair, puffy eyes from pulling an all-nighter, and no makeup, and all he’s seeing is the girl I was back in the 70s. It’s pretty cool.
Participant[quote=temeculaguy]Eavesdropper, I recently put in about 1500 sq ft of wood flooring by myself. It ended up being easier and more fulfilling than I had imagined. Bribe your husband with sexual favors, use your imagination, think of things well beyond his imagination. This is not a typical TG joke, men are simple, spell out the reward schedule and the impossible becomes simple. Women often fail to see how simple we are, he can thank me later.[/quote]
TG, I’d sooner put the flooring in myself, and would if I had more time these days. I love him somethin’ awful, but home improvement projects are not his thing. You cannot believe how badly he can screw things up.
But I’m curious: how long did it take you? And do you mind me asking what product you ended up using?
BTW, I’m one of the lucky ones: I was my husband’s high school crush, one upon which he never acted (probably because he knew I’d deck him…) At any rate, we met again many years later. We’ve been together 12 years now, and (without going into graphic detail) it’s still great! He says that marrying the girl that you fantasized about from the time you were 15 is a total aphrodisiac. All I know is that I can be 15 pounds overweight, have 1 inch of gray roots in my hair, puffy eyes from pulling an all-nighter, and no makeup, and all he’s seeing is the girl I was back in the 70s. It’s pretty cool.
Participant[quote=temeculaguy]Eavesdropper, I recently put in about 1500 sq ft of wood flooring by myself. It ended up being easier and more fulfilling than I had imagined. Bribe your husband with sexual favors, use your imagination, think of things well beyond his imagination. This is not a typical TG joke, men are simple, spell out the reward schedule and the impossible becomes simple. Women often fail to see how simple we are, he can thank me later.[/quote]
TG, I’d sooner put the flooring in myself, and would if I had more time these days. I love him somethin’ awful, but home improvement projects are not his thing. You cannot believe how badly he can screw things up.
But I’m curious: how long did it take you? And do you mind me asking what product you ended up using?
BTW, I’m one of the lucky ones: I was my husband’s high school crush, one upon which he never acted (probably because he knew I’d deck him…) At any rate, we met again many years later. We’ve been together 12 years now, and (without going into graphic detail) it’s still great! He says that marrying the girl that you fantasized about from the time you were 15 is a total aphrodisiac. All I know is that I can be 15 pounds overweight, have 1 inch of gray roots in my hair, puffy eyes from pulling an all-nighter, and no makeup, and all he’s seeing is the girl I was back in the 70s. It’s pretty cool.
Participant[quote=temeculaguy]Eavesdropper, I recently put in about 1500 sq ft of wood flooring by myself. It ended up being easier and more fulfilling than I had imagined. Bribe your husband with sexual favors, use your imagination, think of things well beyond his imagination. This is not a typical TG joke, men are simple, spell out the reward schedule and the impossible becomes simple. Women often fail to see how simple we are, he can thank me later.[/quote]
TG, I’d sooner put the flooring in myself, and would if I had more time these days. I love him somethin’ awful, but home improvement projects are not his thing. You cannot believe how badly he can screw things up.
But I’m curious: how long did it take you? And do you mind me asking what product you ended up using?
BTW, I’m one of the lucky ones: I was my husband’s high school crush, one upon which he never acted (probably because he knew I’d deck him…) At any rate, we met again many years later. We’ve been together 12 years now, and (without going into graphic detail) it’s still great! He says that marrying the girl that you fantasized about from the time you were 15 is a total aphrodisiac. All I know is that I can be 15 pounds overweight, have 1 inch of gray roots in my hair, puffy eyes from pulling an all-nighter, and no makeup, and all he’s seeing is the girl I was back in the 70s. It’s pretty cool.
Participant[quote=UCGal]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1aZcsY-O8Q&feature=player_embedded
Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry imagine a world where RM had not been born.
Hillarious – but very foul language… so not safe for work.[/quote]I would love to watch, but I’m afraid it will just depress me. Then I’ll cry, and my nose will get all stuffed up, and then I won’t be able to go to sleep (it’s 12:15 am here).
Hell, it depresses me just to THINK of the possibilities of a RM-free universe. I’m wondering if this is how people were feeling about William Randolph Hearst in the early 20th century.
Participant[quote=UCGal]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1aZcsY-O8Q&feature=player_embedded
Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry imagine a world where RM had not been born.
Hillarious – but very foul language… so not safe for work.[/quote]I would love to watch, but I’m afraid it will just depress me. Then I’ll cry, and my nose will get all stuffed up, and then I won’t be able to go to sleep (it’s 12:15 am here).
Hell, it depresses me just to THINK of the possibilities of a RM-free universe. I’m wondering if this is how people were feeling about William Randolph Hearst in the early 20th century.
Participant[quote=UCGal]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1aZcsY-O8Q&feature=player_embedded
Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry imagine a world where RM had not been born.
Hillarious – but very foul language… so not safe for work.[/quote]I would love to watch, but I’m afraid it will just depress me. Then I’ll cry, and my nose will get all stuffed up, and then I won’t be able to go to sleep (it’s 12:15 am here).
Hell, it depresses me just to THINK of the possibilities of a RM-free universe. I’m wondering if this is how people were feeling about William Randolph Hearst in the early 20th century.
Participant[quote=UCGal]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1aZcsY-O8Q&feature=player_embedded
Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry imagine a world where RM had not been born.
Hillarious – but very foul language… so not safe for work.[/quote]I would love to watch, but I’m afraid it will just depress me. Then I’ll cry, and my nose will get all stuffed up, and then I won’t be able to go to sleep (it’s 12:15 am here).
Hell, it depresses me just to THINK of the possibilities of a RM-free universe. I’m wondering if this is how people were feeling about William Randolph Hearst in the early 20th century.
Participant[quote=UCGal]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1aZcsY-O8Q&feature=player_embedded
Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry imagine a world where RM had not been born.
Hillarious – but very foul language… so not safe for work.[/quote]I would love to watch, but I’m afraid it will just depress me. Then I’ll cry, and my nose will get all stuffed up, and then I won’t be able to go to sleep (it’s 12:15 am here).
Hell, it depresses me just to THINK of the possibilities of a RM-free universe. I’m wondering if this is how people were feeling about William Randolph Hearst in the early 20th century.
Participant[quote=carlsbadworker][quote=eavesdropper] TG, don’t you think you’re being a little picky over the whole data thing?[/quote]
Excuse me, but I only wish I could be as funny as TG. We are not the same person although we do live in the same city.[/quote]
carlsbad, thank you for the heads-up on my misidentification. I would not want to give credit for being picky to TG when it rightfully belongs to you.
However, your post did cause me to notice the glaring absence of a similar notification from TG. Since he lives in your city, I think that you should march right on over to his house, and demand to know why he’s taking credit for an insult that rightfully belongs to you.
Seriously, sorry about the error. But it was 4:30 a.m. EST, and I really should have known better than to still be responding to Piggs posts, given my level of extreme fatigue. And you’re not really picky. It’s just that the WSJ has been turned another version of the London Daily Mail, with meaningless graphs instead of pictures of 8 year-olds who use Botox.
Participant[quote=carlsbadworker][quote=eavesdropper] TG, don’t you think you’re being a little picky over the whole data thing?[/quote]
Excuse me, but I only wish I could be as funny as TG. We are not the same person although we do live in the same city.[/quote]
carlsbad, thank you for the heads-up on my misidentification. I would not want to give credit for being picky to TG when it rightfully belongs to you.
However, your post did cause me to notice the glaring absence of a similar notification from TG. Since he lives in your city, I think that you should march right on over to his house, and demand to know why he’s taking credit for an insult that rightfully belongs to you.
Seriously, sorry about the error. But it was 4:30 a.m. EST, and I really should have known better than to still be responding to Piggs posts, given my level of extreme fatigue. And you’re not really picky. It’s just that the WSJ has been turned another version of the London Daily Mail, with meaningless graphs instead of pictures of 8 year-olds who use Botox.
Participant[quote=carlsbadworker][quote=eavesdropper] TG, don’t you think you’re being a little picky over the whole data thing?[/quote]
Excuse me, but I only wish I could be as funny as TG. We are not the same person although we do live in the same city.[/quote]
carlsbad, thank you for the heads-up on my misidentification. I would not want to give credit for being picky to TG when it rightfully belongs to you.
However, your post did cause me to notice the glaring absence of a similar notification from TG. Since he lives in your city, I think that you should march right on over to his house, and demand to know why he’s taking credit for an insult that rightfully belongs to you.
Seriously, sorry about the error. But it was 4:30 a.m. EST, and I really should have known better than to still be responding to Piggs posts, given my level of extreme fatigue. And you’re not really picky. It’s just that the WSJ has been turned another version of the London Daily Mail, with meaningless graphs instead of pictures of 8 year-olds who use Botox.
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