[drunkle]

flu:

when i figure out how to “rent stocks”, then i’ll have up, down and immobile positions! what will happen then… a singularity opens up and swallows the market whole?

it’s gratifying to know, however, that the market moves (opposite) to whatever i do. fear me! i am the bringer of 401k doom, destroyer of retirement accounts, decayer of day traders, bane of discount brokers and annoyer of real stock investors!

btw, my scottrade guy corrected me when i called my put options “shorts”. he called them long puts. i’m still confused as to what exactly entails “long” or “short”.

[drunkle]

flu:

when i figure out how to “rent stocks”, then i’ll have up, down and immobile positions! what will happen then… a singularity opens up and swallows the market whole?

it’s gratifying to know, however, that the market moves (opposite) to whatever i do. fear me! i am the bringer of 401k doom, destroyer of retirement accounts, decayer of day traders, bane of discount brokers and annoyer of real stock investors!

btw, my scottrade guy corrected me when i called my put options “shorts”. he called them long puts. i’m still confused as to what exactly entails “long” or “short”.

[drunkle]

flu:

when i figure out how to “rent stocks”, then i’ll have up, down and immobile positions! what will happen then… a singularity opens up and swallows the market whole?

it’s gratifying to know, however, that the market moves (opposite) to whatever i do. fear me! i am the bringer of 401k doom, destroyer of retirement accounts, decayer of day traders, bane of discount brokers and annoyer of real stock investors!

btw, my scottrade guy corrected me when i called my put options “shorts”. he called them long puts. i’m still confused as to what exactly entails “long” or “short”.

[drunkle]

flu:

when i figure out how to “rent stocks”, then i’ll have up, down and immobile positions! what will happen then… a singularity opens up and swallows the market whole?

it’s gratifying to know, however, that the market moves (opposite) to whatever i do. fear me! i am the bringer of 401k doom, destroyer of retirement accounts, decayer of day traders, bane of discount brokers and annoyer of real stock investors!

btw, my scottrade guy corrected me when i called my put options “shorts”. he called them long puts. i’m still confused as to what exactly entails “long” or “short”.

[drunkle]

flu:

when i figure out how to “rent stocks”, then i’ll have up, down and immobile positions! what will happen then… a singularity opens up and swallows the market whole?

it’s gratifying to know, however, that the market moves (opposite) to whatever i do. fear me! i am the bringer of 401k doom, destroyer of retirement accounts, decayer of day traders, bane of discount brokers and annoyer of real stock investors!

btw, my scottrade guy corrected me when i called my put options “shorts”. he called them long puts. i’m still confused as to what exactly entails “long” or “short”.

[drunkle]

after posting up my plays, the market moved up. cfc denied the bankruptcy “rumor” and my plays all edged down. typical, as soon as i shoot my mouth off, the market punishes me. so, in retribution, i bought 130 jan dia call when dow was +10ish. in response, the market slides off 60 points and my puts are back in motion.

how cool is that?

edit:
anyone notice that wall street is now a bookie? you can place bets on presidential candidates!

[drunkle]

after posting up my plays, the market moved up. cfc denied the bankruptcy “rumor” and my plays all edged down. typical, as soon as i shoot my mouth off, the market punishes me. so, in retribution, i bought 130 jan dia call when dow was +10ish. in response, the market slides off 60 points and my puts are back in motion.

how cool is that?

edit:
anyone notice that wall street is now a bookie? you can place bets on presidential candidates!

[drunkle]

after posting up my plays, the market moved up. cfc denied the bankruptcy “rumor” and my plays all edged down. typical, as soon as i shoot my mouth off, the market punishes me. so, in retribution, i bought 130 jan dia call when dow was +10ish. in response, the market slides off 60 points and my puts are back in motion.

how cool is that?

edit:
anyone notice that wall street is now a bookie? you can place bets on presidential candidates!

[drunkle]

after posting up my plays, the market moved up. cfc denied the bankruptcy “rumor” and my plays all edged down. typical, as soon as i shoot my mouth off, the market punishes me. so, in retribution, i bought 130 jan dia call when dow was +10ish. in response, the market slides off 60 points and my puts are back in motion.

how cool is that?

edit:
anyone notice that wall street is now a bookie? you can place bets on presidential candidates!

[drunkle]

after posting up my plays, the market moved up. cfc denied the bankruptcy “rumor” and my plays all edged down. typical, as soon as i shoot my mouth off, the market punishes me. so, in retribution, i bought 130 jan dia call when dow was +10ish. in response, the market slides off 60 points and my puts are back in motion.

how cool is that?

edit:
anyone notice that wall street is now a bookie? you can place bets on presidential candidates!

[drunkle]

today was nice… $5 jan cfc put popped (cfc dipped under 6 already), $3 etfc popped (30% loss in a day!), 7.5 may dhi popped, $5 jan hov popped, 15 jan len popped… all in the 2-3x range, cut the positions in half, let em ride…

still need $25 jan c to work, 7.5 jan dhi, $20 mar c. wrote off $30 jan bac, 12.5 jan cfc call, 20 jan c, 10 jan len.

hopefully, citi’s report on the 15th will be nice and ugly.

[drunkle]

today was nice… $5 jan cfc put popped (cfc dipped under 6 already), $3 etfc popped (30% loss in a day!), 7.5 may dhi popped, $5 jan hov popped, 15 jan len popped… all in the 2-3x range, cut the positions in half, let em ride…

still need $25 jan c to work, 7.5 jan dhi, $20 mar c. wrote off $30 jan bac, 12.5 jan cfc call, 20 jan c, 10 jan len.

hopefully, citi’s report on the 15th will be nice and ugly.

[drunkle]

today was nice… $5 jan cfc put popped (cfc dipped under 6 already), $3 etfc popped (30% loss in a day!), 7.5 may dhi popped, $5 jan hov popped, 15 jan len popped… all in the 2-3x range, cut the positions in half, let em ride…

still need $25 jan c to work, 7.5 jan dhi, $20 mar c. wrote off $30 jan bac, 12.5 jan cfc call, 20 jan c, 10 jan len.

hopefully, citi’s report on the 15th will be nice and ugly.

[drunkle]

today was nice… $5 jan cfc put popped (cfc dipped under 6 already), $3 etfc popped (30% loss in a day!), 7.5 may dhi popped, $5 jan hov popped, 15 jan len popped… all in the 2-3x range, cut the positions in half, let em ride…

still need $25 jan c to work, 7.5 jan dhi, $20 mar c. wrote off $30 jan bac, 12.5 jan cfc call, 20 jan c, 10 jan len.

hopefully, citi’s report on the 15th will be nice and ugly.

[drunkle]

today was nice… $5 jan cfc put popped (cfc dipped under 6 already), $3 etfc popped (30% loss in a day!), 7.5 may dhi popped, $5 jan hov popped, 15 jan len popped… all in the 2-3x range, cut the positions in half, let em ride…

still need $25 jan c to work, 7.5 jan dhi, $20 mar c. wrote off $30 jan bac, 12.5 jan cfc call, 20 jan c, 10 jan len.

hopefully, citi’s report on the 15th will be nice and ugly.

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