You know you’re a Flipper When:

[Doofrat]

1. You had to hire a truck to haul a few bags of cement from Home Depot, not because you didn’t want the cement in your Land Rover, but because you’ve never opened the back hatch before, and couldn’t find the button to operate it

2. You contract out all labor that would require you to set down your Starbucks Frappacino to accomplish.

3. You worry more about whether your outfit matches the countertops when “Flip this House” is filming than if the floor matches the countertops.

4. You do no apparent work, while putting hundreds of thousands of dollars at risk, yet you believe that you can make millions doing this, forever.

5. A year ago you were a secretary, fireman, cake baker, but now you are such a real estate guru that you can spout such well thought out analyses such as: Real Estate never goes down, Can’t lose money in Arkansas, they’re not making any more land, and leverage, leverage, leverage.

Any others? Please add…

[PerryChase]

If you’re handy and

1. want to fix up the bathroom and kitchen before selling the house.

2. lay some sod before the open house.

[Critter]

1. You really believe in Robert Kiyosaki (author of Rich Dad Poor Dad) and Robert T. Allen (Nothing Down).

2. Donald Trump’s dealings makes financial sense to you.

3. You spend a good portion of your workday on E-Loan, Option One, and similar sites, looking for a better deal to finance your next purchase.

4. You understand the pain of Casey S, author of IAmFacingForeclosure.com.

[waiting hawk]

You know you’re a Flipper When:

You are selling a property that you can’t reduce anymore due to 100% leverage.

My website tracking Inland Empire

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