Totally OT: Governator sires child with Home worker…

[scaredyclassic]

re; making on’es mark and aiming for the stars:

O WHAT A LUXURY

O what a luxury it be
how exquisite, what perfect bliss
so ordinary and yet chic
to pee to piss to take a leak

to feel your bladder just go free
and open up the Mighty Miss
and all your cares float down the creek
to pee to piss to take a leak

for gentlemen of great physique
who can hold water for one week
for ladies who one-quarter cup
of tea can fill completely up
for folks in urinalysis
for Viennese and Greek and Swiss
for little kids just learning this
for everyone it’s pretty great
to urinate

of course for men it’s much more grand
women sit or squat
we stand
and hold the fellow in our hand
and proudly watch the mighty arc
adjust the range and make our mark
on stones or post for rival men
to smell and not come back again

women are so circumspect
but men can piss to great effect
with terrible hydraulic force
can make a stream or change its course

can put out fires or cigarettes
and sometimes
laying down our bets
late at night outside the
bars
we like to aim up at the stars

[NotCranky]

[quote=jstoesz]one other thought dave, since you seem to really be focused on man’s innate hypocrisy. I agree with you that everyone is pathetically hypocritical. Those who have lofty goals in life are the most hypocritical.

But I do not want to intend to be lame or treacherous so that I can avoid being hypocritical.

And to be even cheesier than I have been already…

What is worse, failing at makings one’s mark, or making your mark so easy that you do not need to aim?[/quote]

Blather,blather,blather.

You are probably hitting on something in there though. I would guess you are hitting around the topic of intimacy. Maximum quality intimacy is found somewhere near the kind of a relationship people often get married over. Great intimacy is a good drug and a good medicine at the same time.Congratulations and enjoy it, but don’t make it what it isn’t.

[NotCranky]

[quote=jstoesz]one other thought dave, since you seem to really be focused on man’s innate hypocrisy. I agree with you that everyone is pathetically hypocritical. Those who have lofty goals in life are the most hypocritical.

But I do not want to intend to be lame or treacherous so that I can avoid being hypocritical.

And to be even cheesier than I have been already…

What is worse, failing at makings one’s mark, or making your mark so easy that you do not need to aim?[/quote]

Blather,blather,blather.

You are probably hitting on something in there though. I would guess you are hitting around the topic of intimacy. Maximum quality intimacy is found somewhere near the kind of a relationship people often get married over. Great intimacy is a good drug and a good medicine at the same time.Congratulations and enjoy it, but don’t make it what it isn’t.

[NotCranky]

[quote=jstoesz]one other thought dave, since you seem to really be focused on man’s innate hypocrisy. I agree with you that everyone is pathetically hypocritical. Those who have lofty goals in life are the most hypocritical.

But I do not want to intend to be lame or treacherous so that I can avoid being hypocritical.

And to be even cheesier than I have been already…

What is worse, failing at makings one’s mark, or making your mark so easy that you do not need to aim?[/quote]

Blather,blather,blather.

You are probably hitting on something in there though. I would guess you are hitting around the topic of intimacy. Maximum quality intimacy is found somewhere near the kind of a relationship people often get married over. Great intimacy is a good drug and a good medicine at the same time.Congratulations and enjoy it, but don’t make it what it isn’t.

[NotCranky]

[quote=jstoesz]one other thought dave, since you seem to really be focused on man’s innate hypocrisy. I agree with you that everyone is pathetically hypocritical. Those who have lofty goals in life are the most hypocritical.

But I do not want to intend to be lame or treacherous so that I can avoid being hypocritical.

And to be even cheesier than I have been already…

What is worse, failing at makings one’s mark, or making your mark so easy that you do not need to aim?[/quote]

Blather,blather,blather.

You are probably hitting on something in there though. I would guess you are hitting around the topic of intimacy. Maximum quality intimacy is found somewhere near the kind of a relationship people often get married over. Great intimacy is a good drug and a good medicine at the same time.Congratulations and enjoy it, but don’t make it what it isn’t.

[NotCranky]

[quote=jstoesz]one other thought dave, since you seem to really be focused on man’s innate hypocrisy. I agree with you that everyone is pathetically hypocritical. Those who have lofty goals in life are the most hypocritical.

But I do not want to intend to be lame or treacherous so that I can avoid being hypocritical.

And to be even cheesier than I have been already…

What is worse, failing at makings one’s mark, or making your mark so easy that you do not need to aim?[/quote]

Blather,blather,blather.

You are probably hitting on something in there though. I would guess you are hitting around the topic of intimacy. Maximum quality intimacy is found somewhere near the kind of a relationship people often get married over. Great intimacy is a good drug and a good medicine at the same time.Congratulations and enjoy it, but don’t make it what it isn’t.

[scaredyclassic]

Charity begins in the home

[scaredyclassic]

Charity begins in the home

[scaredyclassic]

Charity begins in the home

[scaredyclassic]

Charity begins in the home

[scaredyclassic]

Charity begins in the home

[briansd1]

[quote=walterwhite]Fortitude, solidness, the ability to stfu, utter unwaveringness, the ability to shed crap witout it even barely registering, these are skills that can only really be learned fully at the feet of your dad. or some comparable male figure.

it is not natural.

i hate when people say relationships “take work” … they do not. They require the ability to tolerate crap for extended periods of time.[/quote]

So if marriage is not natural, then what is natural?

Are we subverting our natural masculine instincts by marrying?

[briansd1]

[quote=walterwhite]Fortitude, solidness, the ability to stfu, utter unwaveringness, the ability to shed crap witout it even barely registering, these are skills that can only really be learned fully at the feet of your dad. or some comparable male figure.

it is not natural.

i hate when people say relationships “take work” … they do not. They require the ability to tolerate crap for extended periods of time.[/quote]

So if marriage is not natural, then what is natural?

Are we subverting our natural masculine instincts by marrying?

[briansd1]

[quote=walterwhite]Fortitude, solidness, the ability to stfu, utter unwaveringness, the ability to shed crap witout it even barely registering, these are skills that can only really be learned fully at the feet of your dad. or some comparable male figure.

it is not natural.

i hate when people say relationships “take work” … they do not. They require the ability to tolerate crap for extended periods of time.[/quote]

So if marriage is not natural, then what is natural?

Are we subverting our natural masculine instincts by marrying?

[briansd1]

[quote=walterwhite]Fortitude, solidness, the ability to stfu, utter unwaveringness, the ability to shed crap witout it even barely registering, these are skills that can only really be learned fully at the feet of your dad. or some comparable male figure.

it is not natural.

i hate when people say relationships “take work” … they do not. They require the ability to tolerate crap for extended periods of time.[/quote]

So if marriage is not natural, then what is natural?

Are we subverting our natural masculine instincts by marrying?

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