Tiger Woods

[Anonymous]

[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=davelj][quote=Bristol Chicken]…but it was always about the money.[/quote]

Even if that’s the case (and I’m not saying it is), I see nothing wrong with it. It’s just consistent with the evolutionary imperative: survival.[/quote]

On that topic:

One of my primary criteria in a mate:
Nutritional value

I suspect that a salted, dried wife could support me for a few months of nuclear winter.

A pickled mistress might get me through a light harvest.

A well-built gimp (spiced and cured) might take me through a comet-based extinction level event.

I really need to start a thread on cannibalism in general and Alferd Packer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alferd_Packer) in particular.[/quote]

Made me think about the ending to “A boy and his dog”

The Donner party and the Andes rugby team are much more compelling ‘human jerkey’ stories.

[urbanrealtor]

Perhaps.
But Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn’t do a musical about them.

However, they did do one about Alferd Packer.

Everyone should NetFlix this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal!_The_Musical

I have to credit my wife for introducing me to this.

She is pretty awesome.

Even salted and dried.

[urbanrealtor]

Perhaps.
But Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn’t do a musical about them.

However, they did do one about Alferd Packer.

Everyone should NetFlix this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal!_The_Musical

I have to credit my wife for introducing me to this.

She is pretty awesome.

Even salted and dried.

[urbanrealtor]

Perhaps.
But Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn’t do a musical about them.

However, they did do one about Alferd Packer.

Everyone should NetFlix this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal!_The_Musical

I have to credit my wife for introducing me to this.

She is pretty awesome.

Even salted and dried.

[urbanrealtor]

Perhaps.
But Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn’t do a musical about them.

However, they did do one about Alferd Packer.

Everyone should NetFlix this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal!_The_Musical

I have to credit my wife for introducing me to this.

She is pretty awesome.

Even salted and dried.

[urbanrealtor]

Perhaps.
But Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn’t do a musical about them.

However, they did do one about Alferd Packer.

Everyone should NetFlix this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal!_The_Musical

I have to credit my wife for introducing me to this.

She is pretty awesome.

Even salted and dried.

[davelj]

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Hugh Hefner is chiming in on the Tiger Woods scandal that has rocked the media this week. When asked if he was surprised by the Woods cheating allegations, Hefner replied: “I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience.” Hefner adds: “It’s nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish, not a reality.”
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[davelj]

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Hugh Hefner is chiming in on the Tiger Woods scandal that has rocked the media this week. When asked if he was surprised by the Woods cheating allegations, Hefner replied: “I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience.” Hefner adds: “It’s nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish, not a reality.”
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[davelj]

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Hugh Hefner is chiming in on the Tiger Woods scandal that has rocked the media this week. When asked if he was surprised by the Woods cheating allegations, Hefner replied: “I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience.” Hefner adds: “It’s nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish, not a reality.”
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[davelj]

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Hugh Hefner is chiming in on the Tiger Woods scandal that has rocked the media this week. When asked if he was surprised by the Woods cheating allegations, Hefner replied: “I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience.” Hefner adds: “It’s nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish, not a reality.”
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[davelj]

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Hugh Hefner is chiming in on the Tiger Woods scandal that has rocked the media this week. When asked if he was surprised by the Woods cheating allegations, Hefner replied: “I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience.” Hefner adds: “It’s nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish, not a reality.”
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[Raybyrnes]

Bristol Chicken
Complete Bullshit. Tiger woods is a complete athlete unlike most golfers. Add in the fact that Tiger woods is a Stanford Grad and I would say that makes him a pretty good catch.

His wife is definitely a complete fox and would have made a lot of money modeling. Simple trade off here . no winner no loser. Don’t think she ever had to think about the money. There was plenty there should she elected to make it. Tiger knew that too.

[Raybyrnes]

Bristol Chicken
Complete Bullshit. Tiger woods is a complete athlete unlike most golfers. Add in the fact that Tiger woods is a Stanford Grad and I would say that makes him a pretty good catch.

His wife is definitely a complete fox and would have made a lot of money modeling. Simple trade off here . no winner no loser. Don’t think she ever had to think about the money. There was plenty there should she elected to make it. Tiger knew that too.

[Raybyrnes]

Bristol Chicken
Complete Bullshit. Tiger woods is a complete athlete unlike most golfers. Add in the fact that Tiger woods is a Stanford Grad and I would say that makes him a pretty good catch.

His wife is definitely a complete fox and would have made a lot of money modeling. Simple trade off here . no winner no loser. Don’t think she ever had to think about the money. There was plenty there should she elected to make it. Tiger knew that too.

[Raybyrnes]

Bristol Chicken
Complete Bullshit. Tiger woods is a complete athlete unlike most golfers. Add in the fact that Tiger woods is a Stanford Grad and I would say that makes him a pretty good catch.

His wife is definitely a complete fox and would have made a lot of money modeling. Simple trade off here . no winner no loser. Don’t think she ever had to think about the money. There was plenty there should she elected to make it. Tiger knew that too.

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