Tiger Woods

[Anonymous]

[quote=svelte][quote=Bristol Chicken]
Take a hard look at Tiger. Take away the money, the fame, The pro athlete aura and your left with Eldrick Tont Woods, plumber.

Take a look at his wife, model, stone cold fox, could attract and conquer most any man.

You do the math. It always was the money. They might have been breifly blinded by love, family, children and now more than ever the molded public perception …….but it was always about the money.[/quote]

Maybe, but not necessarily.

My wife is a knockout…I kinda look like Mr. Clean.

When she started dating me in our younger days and we became “exclusive”, I was unemployed and living at home with not much ambition or prospects or even a thousand dollars to my name. I have no idea why she didn’t run away screaming.

But here we are. Granted I’ve come a long way, but she had no way of knowing that back then…

Tiger is better looking than I am, I assure you.

My point: you never know.[/quote]

I bet it’s the way you dust the furniture and keep the toilet shining as to why you 2 have lasted so long Mr. Clean.

Exceptions to every rule and congratulations on making it work long term for the both of you.

[Anonymous]

[quote=KSMountain][quote=Bristol Chicken]
…….but it was always about the money.[/quote]

Wow how insightful you claim to be. How can you know that?[/quote]

Same source that told me Elvis is alive, Jon & Kate matter and Batboy will be president some day.

[Anonymous]

[quote=KSMountain][quote=Bristol Chicken]
…….but it was always about the money.[/quote]

Wow how insightful you claim to be. How can you know that?[/quote]

Same source that told me Elvis is alive, Jon & Kate matter and Batboy will be president some day.

[Anonymous]

[quote=KSMountain][quote=Bristol Chicken]
…….but it was always about the money.[/quote]

Wow how insightful you claim to be. How can you know that?[/quote]

Same source that told me Elvis is alive, Jon & Kate matter and Batboy will be president some day.

[Anonymous]

[quote=KSMountain][quote=Bristol Chicken]
…….but it was always about the money.[/quote]

Wow how insightful you claim to be. How can you know that?[/quote]

Same source that told me Elvis is alive, Jon & Kate matter and Batboy will be president some day.

[Anonymous]

[quote=KSMountain][quote=Bristol Chicken]
…….but it was always about the money.[/quote]

Wow how insightful you claim to be. How can you know that?[/quote]

Same source that told me Elvis is alive, Jon & Kate matter and Batboy will be president some day.

[Anonymous]

[quote=pabloesqobar][quote=Bristol Chicken]
Take a hard look at Tiger. Take away the money, the fame, The pro athlete aura and your left with Eldrick Tont Woods, plumber. [/quote]

Not exactly. And, you did “take away” the things he worked very hard to accomplish. He would still be a very talented golfer, with a degree from Stanford, who gives generously to charities.

And, I noticed you didn’t take away his wife’s only claim to fame to make it even: her looks. If she was an unattractive woman, where do you think she would be right now?

By the way, you may be right about the money issue. It certainly shouldn’t be a surprise if that was true.

In any event, it appears that Tiger is your typical high profile athlete with no moral compass. But, like the banks, he has become “too big to fail”. Despite the standard morality clauses in his various endorsement contracts, he will remain untouched. It would be borderline negligence for a corporation to cancel his contract considering how much money his name brings in.[/quote]

I was very close to starting up the ladder theory bs again but you saved us all in the end. Thank you.

[Anonymous]

[quote=pabloesqobar][quote=Bristol Chicken]
Take a hard look at Tiger. Take away the money, the fame, The pro athlete aura and your left with Eldrick Tont Woods, plumber. [/quote]

Not exactly. And, you did “take away” the things he worked very hard to accomplish. He would still be a very talented golfer, with a degree from Stanford, who gives generously to charities.

And, I noticed you didn’t take away his wife’s only claim to fame to make it even: her looks. If she was an unattractive woman, where do you think she would be right now?

By the way, you may be right about the money issue. It certainly shouldn’t be a surprise if that was true.

In any event, it appears that Tiger is your typical high profile athlete with no moral compass. But, like the banks, he has become “too big to fail”. Despite the standard morality clauses in his various endorsement contracts, he will remain untouched. It would be borderline negligence for a corporation to cancel his contract considering how much money his name brings in.[/quote]

I was very close to starting up the ladder theory bs again but you saved us all in the end. Thank you.

[Anonymous]

[quote=pabloesqobar][quote=Bristol Chicken]
Take a hard look at Tiger. Take away the money, the fame, The pro athlete aura and your left with Eldrick Tont Woods, plumber. [/quote]

Not exactly. And, you did “take away” the things he worked very hard to accomplish. He would still be a very talented golfer, with a degree from Stanford, who gives generously to charities.

And, I noticed you didn’t take away his wife’s only claim to fame to make it even: her looks. If she was an unattractive woman, where do you think she would be right now?

By the way, you may be right about the money issue. It certainly shouldn’t be a surprise if that was true.

In any event, it appears that Tiger is your typical high profile athlete with no moral compass. But, like the banks, he has become “too big to fail”. Despite the standard morality clauses in his various endorsement contracts, he will remain untouched. It would be borderline negligence for a corporation to cancel his contract considering how much money his name brings in.[/quote]

I was very close to starting up the ladder theory bs again but you saved us all in the end. Thank you.

[Anonymous]

[quote=pabloesqobar][quote=Bristol Chicken]
Take a hard look at Tiger. Take away the money, the fame, The pro athlete aura and your left with Eldrick Tont Woods, plumber. [/quote]

Not exactly. And, you did “take away” the things he worked very hard to accomplish. He would still be a very talented golfer, with a degree from Stanford, who gives generously to charities.

And, I noticed you didn’t take away his wife’s only claim to fame to make it even: her looks. If she was an unattractive woman, where do you think she would be right now?

By the way, you may be right about the money issue. It certainly shouldn’t be a surprise if that was true.

In any event, it appears that Tiger is your typical high profile athlete with no moral compass. But, like the banks, he has become “too big to fail”. Despite the standard morality clauses in his various endorsement contracts, he will remain untouched. It would be borderline negligence for a corporation to cancel his contract considering how much money his name brings in.[/quote]

I was very close to starting up the ladder theory bs again but you saved us all in the end. Thank you.

[Anonymous]

[quote=pabloesqobar][quote=Bristol Chicken]
Take a hard look at Tiger. Take away the money, the fame, The pro athlete aura and your left with Eldrick Tont Woods, plumber. [/quote]

Not exactly. And, you did “take away” the things he worked very hard to accomplish. He would still be a very talented golfer, with a degree from Stanford, who gives generously to charities.

And, I noticed you didn’t take away his wife’s only claim to fame to make it even: her looks. If she was an unattractive woman, where do you think she would be right now?

By the way, you may be right about the money issue. It certainly shouldn’t be a surprise if that was true.

In any event, it appears that Tiger is your typical high profile athlete with no moral compass. But, like the banks, he has become “too big to fail”. Despite the standard morality clauses in his various endorsement contracts, he will remain untouched. It would be borderline negligence for a corporation to cancel his contract considering how much money his name brings in.[/quote]

I was very close to starting up the ladder theory bs again but you saved us all in the end. Thank you.

[Anonymous]

[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=davelj][quote=Bristol Chicken]…but it was always about the money.[/quote]

Even if that’s the case (and I’m not saying it is), I see nothing wrong with it. It’s just consistent with the evolutionary imperative: survival.[/quote]

On that topic:

One of my primary criteria in a mate:
Nutritional value

I suspect that a salted, dried wife could support me for a few months of nuclear winter.

A pickled mistress might get me through a light harvest.

A well-built gimp (spiced and cured) might take me through a comet-based extinction level event.

I really need to start a thread on cannibalism in general and Alferd Packer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alferd_Packer) in particular.[/quote]

Made me think about the ending to “A boy and his dog”

The Donner party and the Andes rugby team are much more compelling ‘human jerkey’ stories.

[Anonymous]

[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=davelj][quote=Bristol Chicken]…but it was always about the money.[/quote]

Even if that’s the case (and I’m not saying it is), I see nothing wrong with it. It’s just consistent with the evolutionary imperative: survival.[/quote]

On that topic:

One of my primary criteria in a mate:
Nutritional value

I suspect that a salted, dried wife could support me for a few months of nuclear winter.

A pickled mistress might get me through a light harvest.

A well-built gimp (spiced and cured) might take me through a comet-based extinction level event.

I really need to start a thread on cannibalism in general and Alferd Packer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alferd_Packer) in particular.[/quote]

Made me think about the ending to “A boy and his dog”

The Donner party and the Andes rugby team are much more compelling ‘human jerkey’ stories.

[Anonymous]

[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=davelj][quote=Bristol Chicken]…but it was always about the money.[/quote]

Even if that’s the case (and I’m not saying it is), I see nothing wrong with it. It’s just consistent with the evolutionary imperative: survival.[/quote]

On that topic:

One of my primary criteria in a mate:
Nutritional value

I suspect that a salted, dried wife could support me for a few months of nuclear winter.

A pickled mistress might get me through a light harvest.

A well-built gimp (spiced and cured) might take me through a comet-based extinction level event.

I really need to start a thread on cannibalism in general and Alferd Packer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alferd_Packer) in particular.[/quote]

Made me think about the ending to “A boy and his dog”

The Donner party and the Andes rugby team are much more compelling ‘human jerkey’ stories.

[Anonymous]

[quote=urbanrealtor][quote=davelj][quote=Bristol Chicken]…but it was always about the money.[/quote]

Even if that’s the case (and I’m not saying it is), I see nothing wrong with it. It’s just consistent with the evolutionary imperative: survival.[/quote]

On that topic:

One of my primary criteria in a mate:
Nutritional value

I suspect that a salted, dried wife could support me for a few months of nuclear winter.

A pickled mistress might get me through a light harvest.

A well-built gimp (spiced and cured) might take me through a comet-based extinction level event.

I really need to start a thread on cannibalism in general and Alferd Packer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alferd_Packer) in particular.[/quote]

Made me think about the ending to “A boy and his dog”

The Donner party and the Andes rugby team are much more compelling ‘human jerkey’ stories.

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