Stimulus Checks Explained

[Noob]

Q: So why does the US need this stimulus program, anyway?
A: Because Americans and their government have borrowed unwisely and it has hurt an important part of our economy.

Q: And you said the money was coming from the government which is already in deficit?
A: Yes

Q: You’re telling me that our government is going to borrow more money to solve a problem caused by too much borrowing.
A: Oh, just shut up.

[lonestar2000]

Q: What should I do with my stimulus check?
A: You should do your duty to the country.

Q: So I should spend it, not pay down debt with it?
A: Why not, it works for the government.

Q: So what you’re really doing is encouraging me to spend money I haven’t earned yet, considering I’m paying for it from future taxes?
A: Why not, the rest of the country is doing that every day.

Q: Isn’t that what got us into this mess in the first place?
A: Oh will you just SHUT UP!

[lonestar2000]

Q: What should I do with my stimulus check?
A: You should do your duty to the country.

Q: So I should spend it, not pay down debt with it?
A: Why not, it works for the government.

Q: So what you’re really doing is encouraging me to spend money I haven’t earned yet, considering I’m paying for it from future taxes?
A: Why not, the rest of the country is doing that every day.

Q: Isn’t that what got us into this mess in the first place?
A: Oh will you just SHUT UP!

[lonestar2000]

Q: What should I do with my stimulus check?
A: You should do your duty to the country.

Q: So I should spend it, not pay down debt with it?
A: Why not, it works for the government.

Q: So what you’re really doing is encouraging me to spend money I haven’t earned yet, considering I’m paying for it from future taxes?
A: Why not, the rest of the country is doing that every day.

Q: Isn’t that what got us into this mess in the first place?
A: Oh will you just SHUT UP!

[lonestar2000]

Q: What should I do with my stimulus check?
A: You should do your duty to the country.

Q: So I should spend it, not pay down debt with it?
A: Why not, it works for the government.

Q: So what you’re really doing is encouraging me to spend money I haven’t earned yet, considering I’m paying for it from future taxes?
A: Why not, the rest of the country is doing that every day.

Q: Isn’t that what got us into this mess in the first place?
A: Oh will you just SHUT UP!

[lonestar2000]

Q: What should I do with my stimulus check?
A: You should do your duty to the country.

Q: So I should spend it, not pay down debt with it?
A: Why not, it works for the government.

Q: So what you’re really doing is encouraging me to spend money I haven’t earned yet, considering I’m paying for it from future taxes?
A: Why not, the rest of the country is doing that every day.

Q: Isn’t that what got us into this mess in the first place?
A: Oh will you just SHUT UP!

[mike92104]

Q: Will this be an advance against my tax returns for next year the same as the last time?

A: shhh!

[mike92104]

Q: Will this be an advance against my tax returns for next year the same as the last time?

A: shhh!

[mike92104]

Q: Will this be an advance against my tax returns for next year the same as the last time?

A: shhh!

[mike92104]

Q: Will this be an advance against my tax returns for next year the same as the last time?

A: shhh!

[mike92104]

Q: Will this be an advance against my tax returns for next year the same as the last time?

A: shhh!

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