ot. trump is obese

[scaredyclassic]

they said christie was too fat to be elected. but now donald may have a BMI approaching that jersey pig.

there is no excuse for a teetotalling billionaire to be an obese plumpster. he is simply out of control.

no modern president has been this porcine. trump currently is 5thfattest president in history. he will probably leave office in top 3.

we will never see donald without a,sportjacket publicly again. 110 degrees outside, he’ll have on a jacket.

because hes way way too fat.

and at his age, with that BMI, very likely impotent.

his fat is a moral, national security issue.

[FlyerInHi]

So disgusting. I mean look at that body, look at it.

BG, you’re a thin healthy woman. Maybe you can comment on your man.
Trump doesn’t drink because his bro was an alcoholic. But why can’t he muster the personal responsibility to do like this dude:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/11/30/my-best-trick-for-staying-thin-telling-everyone-i-used-to-be-fat/?hpid=hp_hp-cards_mhp-card-posteverything%3Ahomepage%2Fcard&utm_term=.c3921f3d3b30

[no_such_reality]

I heard that in celebration of his inauguration victory on the 20th, that on the 21st, Putin was paying a State visit and the both of them along with Jeb Bush would be going to the Bush compound in Texas in capitulation of the old dynasty and all three would be riding stallions bare chested in the Texas sun.

[Reality]

Doesn’t Obama smoke? Trump just doesn’t have the luxury of only being fat in private.

[scaredyclassic]

Appearances are everything. Smoke if necessary. He is too fat to rule. His fat is weakness.

Even as you read this, he is probably stuffing his fat face with some hi calorie snack. He has to be, to maintain his giant elastic pant girth. He is a fat man.

The media needs to jump on his corpulence. Forget issues, just ride him for 4 years for being too fat to take off his jacket. Make fun of his cock.

ridicule his impotence. dig up statements from former lovers. humiliate him relentlessly.

ENTERTAIN US.

There is no more point to reporting. The media should shift into full time troll mode. Troll the troller in chief. I have no more interest in neutrality or reasoned analysis. Just make funny shit up.

The headline of the ny ttimes every day should be a new insight into either trumps fat or his wiener or how he’s getting rich off the presidency. There should be zero coverage of his tweets or anything he says.

[FlyerInHi]

[quote=scaredyclassic]Appearances are everything. Smoke if necessary. He is too fat to rule. His fat is weakness.

Even as you read this, he is probably stuffing his fat face with some hi calorie snack. He has to be, to maintain his giant elastic pant girth. He is a fat man.

The media needs to jump on his corpulence. Forget issues, just ride him for 4 years for being too fat to take off his jacket. Make fun of his cock.

ridicule his impotence. dig up statements from former lovers. humiliate him relentlessly.

ENTERTAIN US.

There is no more point to reporting. The media should shift into full time troll mode. Troll the troller in chief. I have no more interest in neutrality or reasoned analysis. Just make funny shit up.

The headline of the ny ttimes every day should be a new insight into either trumps fat or his wiener or how he’s getting rich off the presidency. There should be zero coverage of his tweets or anything he says.[/quote]

Yeah, give Trump what he dishes out. His style is reality TV. I love how he has his potential Secretary of State competing with one another and twisting in the wind.

I want to see skits of obese Trump having sex with bony Melania.

[scaredyclassic]

as hillary clinton said, when they go low, you hit them in the nuts as hard as you can.

there is a definite lack of reporting on him being obese.

im pretty sure if reporters could get outside their bubble the could find someone whos fucked him and can give us some details.

then just lie. write whatever story u want.

make him prove the size of his cock in court if he wants to sue.

joking, but, this is the first step on the road to IDIOCRACY.

[spdrun]

What if he had a penis graft and it’s now 24″ long?

[scaredyclassic]

now THATS news.

[FlyerInHi]

[quote=spdrun]What if he had a penis graft and it’s now 24″ long?[/quote]

News and that would make him impotent. And the thing would just hang there looking pretty gross.

Size it not everything. The Dick has to look attractive also.

[spdrun]

Jeebus xhrist, you guys never heard of willie pumps?

(don’t click at work)
https://www.urologicalcare.com/upload/penile-prosthesis/penile-implants-for-ED.jpg

[mixxalot]

How do we know BG is fit and thin? I still want to see what the BG looks like along with Zika. Then can have celebrity deathmatch!

[scaredyclassic]

Some penises are unpumpable.

Trumps penis is dead.

[spdrun]

You’ve seen it? Interesting.

[scaredyclassic]

Yes. I have.

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