ot: HILLCREST HELLFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[urbanrealtor]

So I knew something was up when the 7th fire truck came tearing past my office followed by police cars going the wrong way down University Ave.
Police cars usually don’t drive on the left.
Even going past the pot dispensary.
Which is across Richmond from the Alibi.
And half a block from Wine Steals.
Maybe I shouldn’t be working in this neighborhood.
Anyhoo…..

I thought it might be time to walk outside and have a look when black smoke started wafting past my door.

It turns out God’s wrath took the form of a crappy roofer and a 100 year old building.

Oddly, both club Rich’s and club Flick’s were fine.

Not that I ever go there.

Ever.

Nope.

[urbanrealtor]

Also, AFX texted me and asked if my office was on fire.

I replied that I needed to store some empty gas cans in the garage of the house I sold him.

I have not heard from him since.

http://www.cbs8.com/story/15037097/raging-fire-guts-aged-hillcrest-building

[urbanrealtor]

Also, AFX texted me and asked if my office was on fire.

I replied that I needed to store some empty gas cans in the garage of the house I sold him.

I have not heard from him since.

http://www.cbs8.com/story/15037097/raging-fire-guts-aged-hillcrest-building

[urbanrealtor]

Also, AFX texted me and asked if my office was on fire.

I replied that I needed to store some empty gas cans in the garage of the house I sold him.

I have not heard from him since.

http://www.cbs8.com/story/15037097/raging-fire-guts-aged-hillcrest-building

[urbanrealtor]

Also, AFX texted me and asked if my office was on fire.

I replied that I needed to store some empty gas cans in the garage of the house I sold him.

I have not heard from him since.

http://www.cbs8.com/story/15037097/raging-fire-guts-aged-hillcrest-building

[urbanrealtor]

Also, AFX texted me and asked if my office was on fire.

I replied that I needed to store some empty gas cans in the garage of the house I sold him.

I have not heard from him since.

http://www.cbs8.com/story/15037097/raging-fire-guts-aged-hillcrest-building

[afx114]

A year after I visit New Orleans, Katrina hits.
A year after I visit Japan, the earthquake and tsunami hit.
3 months after I move from Hillcrest, it burns to the ground.

I’m afraid that if you give me your empty gas cans, they will melt from my disastrous aura of awesomeness. But I’ll store them for you. Right next to the spider mansions I have yet to destroy.

BTW, learned some interesting factoids about the original owner from our neighbor. Apparently he was a CIA marksman. He would disappear on missions for months at a time. He made his own ammo in the basement. I’ve found rolls of geological maps of the USA in the subfloor, but not sure if that is related. He asked my neighbor if he’d be interested in helping him build an underground firing range under the back yard. Unfortunately he passed before he could accomplish his dream. I probably would have converted it to a bowling alley.

My house gets cooler and cooler the more I learn about it. Thanks again, urbanpyro!

[afx114]

A year after I visit New Orleans, Katrina hits.
A year after I visit Japan, the earthquake and tsunami hit.
3 months after I move from Hillcrest, it burns to the ground.

I’m afraid that if you give me your empty gas cans, they will melt from my disastrous aura of awesomeness. But I’ll store them for you. Right next to the spider mansions I have yet to destroy.

BTW, learned some interesting factoids about the original owner from our neighbor. Apparently he was a CIA marksman. He would disappear on missions for months at a time. He made his own ammo in the basement. I’ve found rolls of geological maps of the USA in the subfloor, but not sure if that is related. He asked my neighbor if he’d be interested in helping him build an underground firing range under the back yard. Unfortunately he passed before he could accomplish his dream. I probably would have converted it to a bowling alley.

My house gets cooler and cooler the more I learn about it. Thanks again, urbanpyro!

[afx114]

A year after I visit New Orleans, Katrina hits.
A year after I visit Japan, the earthquake and tsunami hit.
3 months after I move from Hillcrest, it burns to the ground.

I’m afraid that if you give me your empty gas cans, they will melt from my disastrous aura of awesomeness. But I’ll store them for you. Right next to the spider mansions I have yet to destroy.

BTW, learned some interesting factoids about the original owner from our neighbor. Apparently he was a CIA marksman. He would disappear on missions for months at a time. He made his own ammo in the basement. I’ve found rolls of geological maps of the USA in the subfloor, but not sure if that is related. He asked my neighbor if he’d be interested in helping him build an underground firing range under the back yard. Unfortunately he passed before he could accomplish his dream. I probably would have converted it to a bowling alley.

My house gets cooler and cooler the more I learn about it. Thanks again, urbanpyro!

[afx114]

A year after I visit New Orleans, Katrina hits.
A year after I visit Japan, the earthquake and tsunami hit.
3 months after I move from Hillcrest, it burns to the ground.

I’m afraid that if you give me your empty gas cans, they will melt from my disastrous aura of awesomeness. But I’ll store them for you. Right next to the spider mansions I have yet to destroy.

BTW, learned some interesting factoids about the original owner from our neighbor. Apparently he was a CIA marksman. He would disappear on missions for months at a time. He made his own ammo in the basement. I’ve found rolls of geological maps of the USA in the subfloor, but not sure if that is related. He asked my neighbor if he’d be interested in helping him build an underground firing range under the back yard. Unfortunately he passed before he could accomplish his dream. I probably would have converted it to a bowling alley.

My house gets cooler and cooler the more I learn about it. Thanks again, urbanpyro!

[afx114]

A year after I visit New Orleans, Katrina hits.
A year after I visit Japan, the earthquake and tsunami hit.
3 months after I move from Hillcrest, it burns to the ground.

I’m afraid that if you give me your empty gas cans, they will melt from my disastrous aura of awesomeness. But I’ll store them for you. Right next to the spider mansions I have yet to destroy.

BTW, learned some interesting factoids about the original owner from our neighbor. Apparently he was a CIA marksman. He would disappear on missions for months at a time. He made his own ammo in the basement. I’ve found rolls of geological maps of the USA in the subfloor, but not sure if that is related. He asked my neighbor if he’d be interested in helping him build an underground firing range under the back yard. Unfortunately he passed before he could accomplish his dream. I probably would have converted it to a bowling alley.

My house gets cooler and cooler the more I learn about it. Thanks again, urbanpyro!

[briansd1]

Maybe it’s better to raze that building and build a new structure like the Egyptian in its place.

That area of University Avenue would be a good place to build apartment/condos without parking. I’m sure that there would be plenty of buyers/renters. More density means better public transport option in the future.

[briansd1]

Maybe it’s better to raze that building and build a new structure like the Egyptian in its place.

That area of University Avenue would be a good place to build apartment/condos without parking. I’m sure that there would be plenty of buyers/renters. More density means better public transport option in the future.

[briansd1]

Maybe it’s better to raze that building and build a new structure like the Egyptian in its place.

That area of University Avenue would be a good place to build apartment/condos without parking. I’m sure that there would be plenty of buyers/renters. More density means better public transport option in the future.

[briansd1]

Maybe it’s better to raze that building and build a new structure like the Egyptian in its place.

That area of University Avenue would be a good place to build apartment/condos without parking. I’m sure that there would be plenty of buyers/renters. More density means better public transport option in the future.

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