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October 14, 2011 at 8:08 AM #730654October 14, 2011 at 10:08 AM #730666
bearishgurl
Participant[quote=temeculaguy]
blah, blah … [snip]
. . . It usually takes women about ten years of being single to figure this out, hopefully I’ve only offended a few dozen women and more than that will read this and do something about it so we wont have to read about how there aren’t any good men out there. We are what you make us, nothing more.[/quote]
Good L@rd, TG!!! I’m kinda late to this party but nowhere in your lengthy post do you mention anything about a woman or her spouse/partner wanting an “equal relationship.” I would think that most women do NOT want to fall into a “dependency trap” where the woman thinks she OWES her partner by putting up with “transgressions” (some ridiculous and dangerous to breathe – such as “cigars”) due to being wholly financially supported. I can assure you that the vast majority of single women (at least in SD) would NOT date a smoker of any kind under any circumstances.
Hell-o-o-o-o out there . . . What about the self-actualized man who makes good decisions on his own without a co-dependent female at his side constantly advising him and otherwise running his life? They are OUT THERE (for the more “independent and evolved-type” woman) 🙂
October 14, 2011 at 10:15 AM #730668NotCranky
ParticipantSomething that needs to be added to wedding vows I guess: “Come hell or high water you will fail miserably at making me unhappy” “and also you, my dear”.
October 14, 2011 at 10:48 AM #730672poorgradstudent
Participant[quote=walterwhite]What about Einstein? Could not figure out how to get along with his wife and divorced. Are you saying tg is smarter than Einstein ???[/quote]
I’m guessing Einstein was a workaholic. Relativity is a demanding mistress no wife could compete with.October 14, 2011 at 1:17 PM #730687briansd1
GuestThe biggest mistake it so conflate romantic and intellectual love with marriage which has always been just a social contract.
Not to say that love and marriage don’t and can’t intersect, but they don’t necessarily do do; and they can diverge over time.
October 14, 2011 at 3:43 PM #730715scaredyclassic
ParticipantCigars are not transgressions.
They are a fundamental right of manhood.
I have fond memories if my dad smoking a cigar, entering a building where it was forbidden, stowing it on a ledge and returningvto it upon exiting.
October 14, 2011 at 3:57 PM #730720CDMA ENG
ParticipantDear God…
I thought this thread was going to die off with two comments…
Pigss.. I am a little disappointed with you…
CE
October 14, 2011 at 7:41 PM #730734Ricechex
Participant[quote=zk][quote=Aecetia]”The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is ‘What does a woman want?'”
-From Sigmund Freud: Life and Work by Ernest Jones, 1953http://psychology.about.com/od/sigmundfreud/p/freud_women.htm%5B/quote%5D
Yeah, well, Freud was pretty good. But he was no temeculaguy.[/quote]
Hilarious!
October 14, 2011 at 10:09 PM #730743equalizer
Participant[quote=CDMA ENG]Dear God…
I thought this thread was going to die off with two comments…
Pigss.. I am a little disappointed with you…
CE[/quote]
In Feb 2001 Allstate/National JournalHeartland Monitor poll #1 Reason to Buy home: “Having a place to raise a family An overwhelming 40 percent said that raising a family in a place of their own was the ultimate factor in their decision to buy. The housing market may rise and fall, but the value of the home to the American family seems set in stone.”
20% of women are choosing not to have children today as opposed to 10% in the 70’s. Now if culture and demographics are changing as mentioned in this thread, is this not crucial to gauging future demand for housing? This is a housing blog.
What’s really disappointing is that certain people post on the “Should Citibank woman be fired for wearing form-fitted clothing” yet disparage a more relevant topic to housing.
What’s even more disappointing is that my CDMA phone only gets a few hours of battery life if I actually use it. 🙂
What is disturbing is that the smartest people in the world used to work for Bell Labs, now they work for paper pushers and advertising companies: Goldman, Facebook, Twitter and Google.
One such person was Dennis Ritchie (National Medal of Technology winner), one of the creators of Unix and C who passed away this week. Thank you Dennis Ritchie and Bell Labs for helping make today’s technology possible.
http://www.nationaljournal.com/why-some-americans-will-always-buy-20110323
http://news.yahoo.com/dennis-ritchie-more-important-steve-jobs-221706974.html
October 14, 2011 at 11:04 PM #730745Participantchurchill smoked 6-10 cigars a day…
considered it a “sacred rite”…
http://www.winston-churchill-leadership.com/winston-churchill-cigar.html
6-10 sounds kind of high…
October 14, 2011 at 11:05 PM #730746Participanti think the bottom line is for most women, men, although initially atractive, are eventually kind of repulsive, each in his own inimitable way.
October 14, 2011 at 11:06 PM #730747Participanti saw a license plate frame on the way home from swim club that summed up a scary hostility of women to men:
“I like my men as I like my coffee…ground up and in the freezer”
scary….
October 14, 2011 at 11:38 PM #730748Participantif i weren’t sucha scaredycat, i would definitely be smoking cigars or probably a pipe right now…
i would love to smoke a pipe…i enjoy reading pipe tobacco blogs, reading about various exotic tobacco selections…i love the actual pipes as well…i would love to have a whole bunch of fancy pipes, carry them around, play with them…clean them….smoke some expensive fancy tobacco…Instead of that nice contemplative smoke I am going to attempt one hundred consecutive pushups tomorrow after 3 hard weeks of diligent training. Probably die from it…
churchill made it to 91….i wonder if he couldve gotten laid to save his life in san diego in this century, what with his gross cigars and belly and everything…I mean assuming he was just a regular dude…
October 14, 2011 at 11:49 PM #730749ParticipantI am 100 percent certain I would be calmer if I had a beautiful expensive briar pipe in my life o carried everywhere and smoked throughout the day. I feel calmer just thinking about it. Maybe a giant Sherlock holmes style monstrosity. Or a super long pipe. Meerschaum. A beautiful leather tobacco pouch.
And lighters. I love lighters.
October 15, 2011 at 12:15 AM #730750CA renter
Participant[quote=temeculaguy]I’m terrible at multitasking, I can’t handle one on each arm, it’s more of a novelty and totally overrated.
I think articles like that are inflammatory to a certain extent. Most men are good people and most women are not unrealistic. Were just humans who want to fall madly in love and be loved back.
Did you throw up a little bit in your mouth after reading that, I did. But there’s a little bit of truth in that statement.
I’ve done exhaustive first hand research on this topic, after many years I’ve figured it out. It’s unfortunate, but there is not a single woman’s magazine or novel or t.v. show that has the answer on how to get the man you want and how to make him never even look at another woman again.
Feel free to forward these five things to whoever the 39 year old author is, I don’t even care if i get the credit, these are the secrets of the universe and they need to be shared.
This is all a woman needs to do, to find her ideal mate and keep him, if he’s a playboy he will change and if he’s a deadbeat he will find motivation.
1. Let him be your hero- never emasculate him, allow him to feel he is the bravest and strongest man you have ever met. If he gets into a confrontation, tell him you were proud of him, if he backs down from one, tell him he was wise. Always tell him that it turned you on. If he fails, support him, if he succeeds, cherish him. This especially applies to career stuff.
2. Don’t make him pick colors or shoes- kiss him on the cheek and tell him that it makes you feel like a woman to pick out the paint color or the linens, rather than say he isn’t good at it. Tell him you like shoes because you want to look sexy for him, we are suckers for that, that’s how that woman down the street got a hundred pairs without a single complaint from her guy. The truth is we want to make you happy, use your powers for good, not evil.
3. Wear lingerie-not just the victoria secret stuff, but the fredericks stuff, the stuff with thigh highs, corsets, garters, and wear them every day and tell him you wear them for him.
4. appreciate his bad habits-if he likes cigars, buy them for him, beg him to smoke one just so you can smell it even if you hate it. When a man can have his woman and everything else he likes, he keeps his woman, don’t make him choose, because the bad habit may win. Also, let him watch football, encourage him to golf or play poker with his buddies, let him be the man he wants to be and somehow make it something that makes him think makes you love him more because of it. When he comes home, attack him instead of punishing him.
5. The bedroom- don’t make anything off limits, let him try what he saw in a movie or heard from his friends. Odds are he wont like it that much anyway so you wont have to endure whatever it is all the time. Also, be enthusiastic and appreciative, we men are so weak and vulnerable in this arena, indulge us. O.K., tell the kids to leave the room for a second this next part is R rated. Oral is a daily requirement not a birthday treat, at least as an appetizer and it’s not to be considered as or treated as a reward. Beg him to let you do it, treat it like a need you have, a gift better than flowers. And any fluid should be treated with the same enthusiasm as winning the lottery. ok, you can let the kids back in the room.
So that’s it, you do that and the world will change for you. You will find that men will fall all over themselves, they will take out the trash, they will miss football games, watch chick flicks, they will go antiquing and they will be happy to do so. It’s really simple when you think of it. Every woman has a friend that men gravitate towards and she always has suitors, that bitch is keeping this stuff a secret, she doesn’t want you to know the secrets of the universe, I want you to know. It doesn’t matter what you look like or how big or small your this or that is. Make your partner happy and they will want to make you happy and it will continue to snowball from there. BTW, twice a week does not qualify as making him happy and sex is not the only thing that makes us happy.
It usually takes women about ten years of being single to figure this out, hopefully I’ve only offended a few dozen women and more than that will read this and do something about it so we wont have to read about how there aren’t any good men out there. We are what you make us, nothing more.[/quote]
As much as I hate to admit it, I think you’re 98.5% right, TG. Just have to ammend #3. You can’t be wearing that stuff around the house every day if you have kids.
Other than that, it’s a pretty decent list.
————–edit: Mr. CAR just called, and I read your list to him. He is in love with you, TG. 😉
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