Deadly New Mexican Flu Virus Sparks Global Pandemic Fear

[Coronita]

[quote=nostradamus]water boarding LOL.

flu: workin’ on it! Doesn’t mean I can’t take breaks for attitude adjustment. Lovin’ the mac mini, blows away my more expensive PC.[/quote]

Yeah, and it won’t get a swine virus 🙂

This swine virus must of escaped from some datacenter having a bunch of computers running Vista and mutated into something that is contagious among pigs and humans….

Swine shares the similar characteristics to Vista virii

*Slows/bogs down host
*Causes host to become nauseas and requires occasional rebooting
*No known antivirus can plug all the security holes
*Prolonged exposure results in a blue screen of death

It’s all Bill Gates’ fault

[patientrenter]

[quote=partypup]Open question to everyone, here. I don’t think this virus will end up being particularly deadly. I would be surprised if it ended up exceeding a 5% mortality rate in the U.S…..
[/quote]

partypup, 5% of the US population is over 15 million people. I consider that a lot of dead people.

Of course, the whole thing is over-hyped. It fills air-time, and gives people a scary thrill, like a good ride at Disney. It’s as likely to become a repeat of the 1918 flu as the two-headed baby fathered by aliens will get up from the cover of The National Enquirer and walk around with a ray-gun.

[patientrenter]

[quote=partypup]Open question to everyone, here. I don’t think this virus will end up being particularly deadly. I would be surprised if it ended up exceeding a 5% mortality rate in the U.S…..
[/quote]

partypup, 5% of the US population is over 15 million people. I consider that a lot of dead people.

Of course, the whole thing is over-hyped. It fills air-time, and gives people a scary thrill, like a good ride at Disney. It’s as likely to become a repeat of the 1918 flu as the two-headed baby fathered by aliens will get up from the cover of The National Enquirer and walk around with a ray-gun.

[patientrenter]

[quote=partypup]Open question to everyone, here. I don’t think this virus will end up being particularly deadly. I would be surprised if it ended up exceeding a 5% mortality rate in the U.S…..
[/quote]

partypup, 5% of the US population is over 15 million people. I consider that a lot of dead people.

Of course, the whole thing is over-hyped. It fills air-time, and gives people a scary thrill, like a good ride at Disney. It’s as likely to become a repeat of the 1918 flu as the two-headed baby fathered by aliens will get up from the cover of The National Enquirer and walk around with a ray-gun.

[patientrenter]

[quote=partypup]Open question to everyone, here. I don’t think this virus will end up being particularly deadly. I would be surprised if it ended up exceeding a 5% mortality rate in the U.S…..
[/quote]

partypup, 5% of the US population is over 15 million people. I consider that a lot of dead people.

Of course, the whole thing is over-hyped. It fills air-time, and gives people a scary thrill, like a good ride at Disney. It’s as likely to become a repeat of the 1918 flu as the two-headed baby fathered by aliens will get up from the cover of The National Enquirer and walk around with a ray-gun.

[patientrenter]

[quote=partypup]Open question to everyone, here. I don’t think this virus will end up being particularly deadly. I would be surprised if it ended up exceeding a 5% mortality rate in the U.S…..
[/quote]

partypup, 5% of the US population is over 15 million people. I consider that a lot of dead people.

Of course, the whole thing is over-hyped. It fills air-time, and gives people a scary thrill, like a good ride at Disney. It’s as likely to become a repeat of the 1918 flu as the two-headed baby fathered by aliens will get up from the cover of The National Enquirer and walk around with a ray-gun.

[jpinpb]

[quote=patientrenter]It’s as likely to become a repeat of the 1918 flu as the two-headed baby fathered by aliens will get up from the cover of The National Enquirer and walk around with a ray-gun.[/quote]

PR – so you read that, too. And here I thought it was a hoax!

[jpinpb]

[quote=patientrenter]It’s as likely to become a repeat of the 1918 flu as the two-headed baby fathered by aliens will get up from the cover of The National Enquirer and walk around with a ray-gun.[/quote]

PR – so you read that, too. And here I thought it was a hoax!

[jpinpb]

[quote=patientrenter]It’s as likely to become a repeat of the 1918 flu as the two-headed baby fathered by aliens will get up from the cover of The National Enquirer and walk around with a ray-gun.[/quote]

PR – so you read that, too. And here I thought it was a hoax!

[jpinpb]

[quote=patientrenter]It’s as likely to become a repeat of the 1918 flu as the two-headed baby fathered by aliens will get up from the cover of The National Enquirer and walk around with a ray-gun.[/quote]

PR – so you read that, too. And here I thought it was a hoax!

[jpinpb]

[quote=patientrenter]It’s as likely to become a repeat of the 1918 flu as the two-headed baby fathered by aliens will get up from the cover of The National Enquirer and walk around with a ray-gun.[/quote]

PR – so you read that, too. And here I thought it was a hoax!

[Arraya]

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/news/display.htm?StoryID=89293
Originally published April 22, 2009

Army criminal investigators are looking into the possibility that disease samples are missing from biolabs at Fort Detrick.
As first reported in today’s edition of The Frederick News-Post by columnist Katherine Heerbrandt, the investigators are from the U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Division unit at Fort Meade.

Chad Jones, spokesman for Fort Meade, said CID is investigating the possibility of missing virus samples from the U.S. Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases.

[Arraya]

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/news/display.htm?StoryID=89293
Originally published April 22, 2009

Army criminal investigators are looking into the possibility that disease samples are missing from biolabs at Fort Detrick.
As first reported in today’s edition of The Frederick News-Post by columnist Katherine Heerbrandt, the investigators are from the U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Division unit at Fort Meade.

Chad Jones, spokesman for Fort Meade, said CID is investigating the possibility of missing virus samples from the U.S. Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases.

[Arraya]

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/news/display.htm?StoryID=89293
Originally published April 22, 2009

Army criminal investigators are looking into the possibility that disease samples are missing from biolabs at Fort Detrick.
As first reported in today’s edition of The Frederick News-Post by columnist Katherine Heerbrandt, the investigators are from the U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Division unit at Fort Meade.

Chad Jones, spokesman for Fort Meade, said CID is investigating the possibility of missing virus samples from the U.S. Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases.

[Arraya]

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/news/display.htm?StoryID=89293
Originally published April 22, 2009

Army criminal investigators are looking into the possibility that disease samples are missing from biolabs at Fort Detrick.
As first reported in today’s edition of The Frederick News-Post by columnist Katherine Heerbrandt, the investigators are from the U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Division unit at Fort Meade.

Chad Jones, spokesman for Fort Meade, said CID is investigating the possibility of missing virus samples from the U.S. Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases.

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