Attention: Any corporation facing substantial write-downs (Not that any of their employees would ever visit piggington)
I will gladly offer my services as chairman-for-a-day. Prior to announcing a substantial write-down, simply appoint me to as chairman of your board (or CEO, COO, etc). You can then make your announcement, I will publicly take responsibility for the mess, and then nominate you as my successor.
My fees are quite reasonable, and I am definitely willing to consider non-monetary arrangements such as lifetime health care, lifetime private jet service, or lifetime supply of your products (depending on your industry).
Do you believe how the market is taking off today? Amazing that the financials are leading it. UBS takes a 19B dollar write down and Lehman raises a few billion in capital at the expense of a 7.25% dividend rate and we are out if the woods. These investors are crazy. There must be so much money burning a hole in the big firms pockets that they just can’t help themselves. How can so much “bad” news be looked at like “good” news?
Do you believe how the market is taking off today? Amazing that the financials are leading it. UBS takes a 19B dollar write down and Lehman raises a few billion in capital at the expense of a 7.25% dividend rate and we are out if the woods. These investors are crazy. There must be so much money burning a hole in the big firms pockets that they just can’t help themselves. How can so much “bad” news be looked at like “good” news?
Do you believe how the market is taking off today? Amazing that the financials are leading it. UBS takes a 19B dollar write down and Lehman raises a few billion in capital at the expense of a 7.25% dividend rate and we are out if the woods. These investors are crazy. There must be so much money burning a hole in the big firms pockets that they just can’t help themselves. How can so much “bad” news be looked at like “good” news?
Do you believe how the market is taking off today? Amazing that the financials are leading it. UBS takes a 19B dollar write down and Lehman raises a few billion in capital at the expense of a 7.25% dividend rate and we are out if the woods. These investors are crazy. There must be so much money burning a hole in the big firms pockets that they just can’t help themselves. How can so much “bad” news be looked at like “good” news?
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