Cats suck!

[sdduuuude]

[quote=Oxford][quote=sd_matt]Animals often reflect their owners….sounds like this lady is a red flag.[/quote]

Mebbe. But she has a killer bod.. so it’s all good.

OX
…( @ )( @ )[/quote]

This thread is starting to remind me of an old Steve Martin routine …

[TenaciousSD]

This is from the trenches my friend.

Before you go home today – stop by a Petsmart and run your hands through their fresh bed of catnip. Keep an eye out for the employee’s as they are likely to ask you if you intend to purchase said now fondled catnip.

If you’re not cheap just purchase a bottle $5.99 Catnip Spray and give your hands a squirt before you meet your cat.

http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3618953

You can run around with a laser pen and try to win over the cat (this is very time consuming), or for $5.99 you can have it instantly fall in love with you. Work smarter or work harder – its you’re choice.

Just don’t come back to these boards complaining the cat keeps rubbing on you, rolling on you, drooling, or licking you. Our cat sleeps in the bathroom because it cant stay away from me. If it can it will jump on the bed and sneak onto my chest and fall asleep on me.

At this point, my dearest significant other cant figure out why the cat ‘loves me’ more than her. I told her – its the catnip (were already committed so I just let the cat out of the bag).

Trust me – you are lucky the thing runs under the bed. LUCKY! Do you like wearing black suits? Well then, I hope she doesn’t have a white Turkish Angora. Those cats are loving, kind, and love to decorate you with their hair. I pretty much gave up on black suits – not by choice – its just that I got tired of looking like a cat exploded on my back every time I walked out of the house.

You’ll know that it truly is completly infatuated with you when it starts rubbing its nose on you. That feline is actually leaving an scentless trail of wet love booger on you. Ugh.

Make sure you’ll be happy getting what you want. The scale is – fear of not having vs the fear of having to live with it. Be careful what you wish for is what I’m getting at.

One last thing: You’re welcome – you now know how to make her cat love you – decorative hair, love boogers and all.

[TenaciousSD]

This is from the trenches my friend.

Before you go home today – stop by a Petsmart and run your hands through their fresh bed of catnip. Keep an eye out for the employee’s as they are likely to ask you if you intend to purchase said now fondled catnip.

If you’re not cheap just purchase a bottle $5.99 Catnip Spray and give your hands a squirt before you meet your cat.

http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3618953

You can run around with a laser pen and try to win over the cat (this is very time consuming), or for $5.99 you can have it instantly fall in love with you. Work smarter or work harder – its you’re choice.

Just don’t come back to these boards complaining the cat keeps rubbing on you, rolling on you, drooling, or licking you. Our cat sleeps in the bathroom because it cant stay away from me. If it can it will jump on the bed and sneak onto my chest and fall asleep on me.

At this point, my dearest significant other cant figure out why the cat ‘loves me’ more than her. I told her – its the catnip (were already committed so I just let the cat out of the bag).

Trust me – you are lucky the thing runs under the bed. LUCKY! Do you like wearing black suits? Well then, I hope she doesn’t have a white Turkish Angora. Those cats are loving, kind, and love to decorate you with their hair. I pretty much gave up on black suits – not by choice – its just that I got tired of looking like a cat exploded on my back every time I walked out of the house.

You’ll know that it truly is completly infatuated with you when it starts rubbing its nose on you. That feline is actually leaving an scentless trail of wet love booger on you. Ugh.

Make sure you’ll be happy getting what you want. The scale is – fear of not having vs the fear of having to live with it. Be careful what you wish for is what I’m getting at.

One last thing: You’re welcome – you now know how to make her cat love you – decorative hair, love boogers and all.

[TenaciousSD]

This is from the trenches my friend.

Before you go home today – stop by a Petsmart and run your hands through their fresh bed of catnip. Keep an eye out for the employee’s as they are likely to ask you if you intend to purchase said now fondled catnip.

If you’re not cheap just purchase a bottle $5.99 Catnip Spray and give your hands a squirt before you meet your cat.

http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3618953

You can run around with a laser pen and try to win over the cat (this is very time consuming), or for $5.99 you can have it instantly fall in love with you. Work smarter or work harder – its you’re choice.

Just don’t come back to these boards complaining the cat keeps rubbing on you, rolling on you, drooling, or licking you. Our cat sleeps in the bathroom because it cant stay away from me. If it can it will jump on the bed and sneak onto my chest and fall asleep on me.

At this point, my dearest significant other cant figure out why the cat ‘loves me’ more than her. I told her – its the catnip (were already committed so I just let the cat out of the bag).

Trust me – you are lucky the thing runs under the bed. LUCKY! Do you like wearing black suits? Well then, I hope she doesn’t have a white Turkish Angora. Those cats are loving, kind, and love to decorate you with their hair. I pretty much gave up on black suits – not by choice – its just that I got tired of looking like a cat exploded on my back every time I walked out of the house.

You’ll know that it truly is completly infatuated with you when it starts rubbing its nose on you. That feline is actually leaving an scentless trail of wet love booger on you. Ugh.

Make sure you’ll be happy getting what you want. The scale is – fear of not having vs the fear of having to live with it. Be careful what you wish for is what I’m getting at.

One last thing: You’re welcome – you now know how to make her cat love you – decorative hair, love boogers and all.

[TenaciousSD]

This is from the trenches my friend.

Before you go home today – stop by a Petsmart and run your hands through their fresh bed of catnip. Keep an eye out for the employee’s as they are likely to ask you if you intend to purchase said now fondled catnip.

If you’re not cheap just purchase a bottle $5.99 Catnip Spray and give your hands a squirt before you meet your cat.

http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3618953

You can run around with a laser pen and try to win over the cat (this is very time consuming), or for $5.99 you can have it instantly fall in love with you. Work smarter or work harder – its you’re choice.

Just don’t come back to these boards complaining the cat keeps rubbing on you, rolling on you, drooling, or licking you. Our cat sleeps in the bathroom because it cant stay away from me. If it can it will jump on the bed and sneak onto my chest and fall asleep on me.

At this point, my dearest significant other cant figure out why the cat ‘loves me’ more than her. I told her – its the catnip (were already committed so I just let the cat out of the bag).

Trust me – you are lucky the thing runs under the bed. LUCKY! Do you like wearing black suits? Well then, I hope she doesn’t have a white Turkish Angora. Those cats are loving, kind, and love to decorate you with their hair. I pretty much gave up on black suits – not by choice – its just that I got tired of looking like a cat exploded on my back every time I walked out of the house.

You’ll know that it truly is completly infatuated with you when it starts rubbing its nose on you. That feline is actually leaving an scentless trail of wet love booger on you. Ugh.

Make sure you’ll be happy getting what you want. The scale is – fear of not having vs the fear of having to live with it. Be careful what you wish for is what I’m getting at.

One last thing: You’re welcome – you now know how to make her cat love you – decorative hair, love boogers and all.

[TenaciousSD]

This is from the trenches my friend.

Before you go home today – stop by a Petsmart and run your hands through their fresh bed of catnip. Keep an eye out for the employee’s as they are likely to ask you if you intend to purchase said now fondled catnip.

If you’re not cheap just purchase a bottle $5.99 Catnip Spray and give your hands a squirt before you meet your cat.

http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3618953

You can run around with a laser pen and try to win over the cat (this is very time consuming), or for $5.99 you can have it instantly fall in love with you. Work smarter or work harder – its you’re choice.

Just don’t come back to these boards complaining the cat keeps rubbing on you, rolling on you, drooling, or licking you. Our cat sleeps in the bathroom because it cant stay away from me. If it can it will jump on the bed and sneak onto my chest and fall asleep on me.

At this point, my dearest significant other cant figure out why the cat ‘loves me’ more than her. I told her – its the catnip (were already committed so I just let the cat out of the bag).

Trust me – you are lucky the thing runs under the bed. LUCKY! Do you like wearing black suits? Well then, I hope she doesn’t have a white Turkish Angora. Those cats are loving, kind, and love to decorate you with their hair. I pretty much gave up on black suits – not by choice – its just that I got tired of looking like a cat exploded on my back every time I walked out of the house.

You’ll know that it truly is completly infatuated with you when it starts rubbing its nose on you. That feline is actually leaving an scentless trail of wet love booger on you. Ugh.

Make sure you’ll be happy getting what you want. The scale is – fear of not having vs the fear of having to live with it. Be careful what you wish for is what I’m getting at.

One last thing: You’re welcome – you now know how to make her cat love you – decorative hair, love boogers and all.

[Enorah]

[quote=stockstradr]Do I dare agree with the Resident New Age Flake on this forum? Well, I do find Enorah’s reply brilliant and deeply insightful:

“Cats are intensely sensitive and loving beings. They take their cues from you. So if you are holding anything in your energy field that lets them know you do not really want them around”

So here is my flaky new age follow-up to her comment:

I have proven countless times what Enorah says about cats is true. Here is one of many examples from my life. When I first started dating the woman who became my wife, I visited her home and she announced “This is the most difficult cat you’ll ever meet. He hates people. He’s psychotic. He won’t even let me touch him and he’s known me for ten years. He only lets mom touch him, because he senses she is a deeply kind and spiritual person. She meditates and prays daily.”

All I saw was a flash of white cat as that cat dashes under the couch.

Here is what I did.

I actively altered my human energy field to radiate in a way that this cat would sense as safe, loving, and harmonious. It took about ten hours, and I held that field for ten hours. But I was watching the cat and I could sense it working.

Then after about ten hours it had its affect. I was resting awake laying on the couch and that cat came out of its hiding spot, slowly moved up onto the couch and walked right up and laid down directly upon my chest and looked into my eyes, and started purring peacefully. And it stayed there. It also allowed me to pet it and to hold it my arms. Other than me, it only allowed my future mother-in-law to do that.

And my future wife and her entire extended family (except for the wise mother) looked upon this with utter astonishment, and exclaimed “We lived with this cat for ten years, and yet he feels more comfortable with you after ten hours! Impossible!”

Absolutely true story. You must send loving energy from your HEF to a cat, of a vibration it wants to feel.

It is quite difficult to describe with words how to do that, because words don’t exist to describe the world of those feelings. It is like listening to the sound of a violin and then playing a note (with your energy field) that is not only in tune with the violin but is complimentary to it, meaning the violin will be drawn closer so the complimentary notes can sound lovely together.

Explained from a deeper level, your HEF should resonate a higher spiritual energy yet at a vibration within the range of the cat, and your HEF must specifically radiate your appreciation of the higher Spiritual Being within the cat, because all beings are drawn to energy that can raise their awareness of their own eternal and pure Spirit. One way we learn of our higher spiritual selves is by seeing in the Other that they see That in us.

Energy field work is more easily learned by direct practice and training with masters in the art. For example, I have attended workshops and read all books authored separately by masters such as Rosalyn Bruyere, and Barbara Brennan. There are others equally talented. It is best to stay objective and remember all of the “masters” in energy field work are just very talented and experienced people, not gods or holy gurus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Brennan
http://www.rosalynlbruyere.org/

Some years later unfortunately that cat died. As for my mother-in-law, thank God she is still alive, because I’m honored to have her living with my wife and me. I learn from her every day. My spiritual consciousness is at the cat-level relative to her spiritual consciousness![/quote]

Other than the use of the word flake, this is an excellent post. Although I know you used the word flake because you have some resistance to your identity as a spiritual master yourself, sweetie 🙂

[Enorah]

[quote=stockstradr]Do I dare agree with the Resident New Age Flake on this forum? Well, I do find Enorah’s reply brilliant and deeply insightful:

“Cats are intensely sensitive and loving beings. They take their cues from you. So if you are holding anything in your energy field that lets them know you do not really want them around”

So here is my flaky new age follow-up to her comment:

I have proven countless times what Enorah says about cats is true. Here is one of many examples from my life. When I first started dating the woman who became my wife, I visited her home and she announced “This is the most difficult cat you’ll ever meet. He hates people. He’s psychotic. He won’t even let me touch him and he’s known me for ten years. He only lets mom touch him, because he senses she is a deeply kind and spiritual person. She meditates and prays daily.”

All I saw was a flash of white cat as that cat dashes under the couch.

Here is what I did.

I actively altered my human energy field to radiate in a way that this cat would sense as safe, loving, and harmonious. It took about ten hours, and I held that field for ten hours. But I was watching the cat and I could sense it working.

Then after about ten hours it had its affect. I was resting awake laying on the couch and that cat came out of its hiding spot, slowly moved up onto the couch and walked right up and laid down directly upon my chest and looked into my eyes, and started purring peacefully. And it stayed there. It also allowed me to pet it and to hold it my arms. Other than me, it only allowed my future mother-in-law to do that.

And my future wife and her entire extended family (except for the wise mother) looked upon this with utter astonishment, and exclaimed “We lived with this cat for ten years, and yet he feels more comfortable with you after ten hours! Impossible!”

Absolutely true story. You must send loving energy from your HEF to a cat, of a vibration it wants to feel.

It is quite difficult to describe with words how to do that, because words don’t exist to describe the world of those feelings. It is like listening to the sound of a violin and then playing a note (with your energy field) that is not only in tune with the violin but is complimentary to it, meaning the violin will be drawn closer so the complimentary notes can sound lovely together.

Explained from a deeper level, your HEF should resonate a higher spiritual energy yet at a vibration within the range of the cat, and your HEF must specifically radiate your appreciation of the higher Spiritual Being within the cat, because all beings are drawn to energy that can raise their awareness of their own eternal and pure Spirit. One way we learn of our higher spiritual selves is by seeing in the Other that they see That in us.

Energy field work is more easily learned by direct practice and training with masters in the art. For example, I have attended workshops and read all books authored separately by masters such as Rosalyn Bruyere, and Barbara Brennan. There are others equally talented. It is best to stay objective and remember all of the “masters” in energy field work are just very talented and experienced people, not gods or holy gurus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Brennan
http://www.rosalynlbruyere.org/

Some years later unfortunately that cat died. As for my mother-in-law, thank God she is still alive, because I’m honored to have her living with my wife and me. I learn from her every day. My spiritual consciousness is at the cat-level relative to her spiritual consciousness![/quote]

Other than the use of the word flake, this is an excellent post. Although I know you used the word flake because you have some resistance to your identity as a spiritual master yourself, sweetie 🙂

[Enorah]

[quote=stockstradr]Do I dare agree with the Resident New Age Flake on this forum? Well, I do find Enorah’s reply brilliant and deeply insightful:

“Cats are intensely sensitive and loving beings. They take their cues from you. So if you are holding anything in your energy field that lets them know you do not really want them around”

So here is my flaky new age follow-up to her comment:

I have proven countless times what Enorah says about cats is true. Here is one of many examples from my life. When I first started dating the woman who became my wife, I visited her home and she announced “This is the most difficult cat you’ll ever meet. He hates people. He’s psychotic. He won’t even let me touch him and he’s known me for ten years. He only lets mom touch him, because he senses she is a deeply kind and spiritual person. She meditates and prays daily.”

All I saw was a flash of white cat as that cat dashes under the couch.

Here is what I did.

I actively altered my human energy field to radiate in a way that this cat would sense as safe, loving, and harmonious. It took about ten hours, and I held that field for ten hours. But I was watching the cat and I could sense it working.

Then after about ten hours it had its affect. I was resting awake laying on the couch and that cat came out of its hiding spot, slowly moved up onto the couch and walked right up and laid down directly upon my chest and looked into my eyes, and started purring peacefully. And it stayed there. It also allowed me to pet it and to hold it my arms. Other than me, it only allowed my future mother-in-law to do that.

And my future wife and her entire extended family (except for the wise mother) looked upon this with utter astonishment, and exclaimed “We lived with this cat for ten years, and yet he feels more comfortable with you after ten hours! Impossible!”

Absolutely true story. You must send loving energy from your HEF to a cat, of a vibration it wants to feel.

It is quite difficult to describe with words how to do that, because words don’t exist to describe the world of those feelings. It is like listening to the sound of a violin and then playing a note (with your energy field) that is not only in tune with the violin but is complimentary to it, meaning the violin will be drawn closer so the complimentary notes can sound lovely together.

Explained from a deeper level, your HEF should resonate a higher spiritual energy yet at a vibration within the range of the cat, and your HEF must specifically radiate your appreciation of the higher Spiritual Being within the cat, because all beings are drawn to energy that can raise their awareness of their own eternal and pure Spirit. One way we learn of our higher spiritual selves is by seeing in the Other that they see That in us.

Energy field work is more easily learned by direct practice and training with masters in the art. For example, I have attended workshops and read all books authored separately by masters such as Rosalyn Bruyere, and Barbara Brennan. There are others equally talented. It is best to stay objective and remember all of the “masters” in energy field work are just very talented and experienced people, not gods or holy gurus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Brennan
http://www.rosalynlbruyere.org/

Some years later unfortunately that cat died. As for my mother-in-law, thank God she is still alive, because I’m honored to have her living with my wife and me. I learn from her every day. My spiritual consciousness is at the cat-level relative to her spiritual consciousness![/quote]

Other than the use of the word flake, this is an excellent post. Although I know you used the word flake because you have some resistance to your identity as a spiritual master yourself, sweetie 🙂

[Enorah]

[quote=stockstradr]Do I dare agree with the Resident New Age Flake on this forum? Well, I do find Enorah’s reply brilliant and deeply insightful:

“Cats are intensely sensitive and loving beings. They take their cues from you. So if you are holding anything in your energy field that lets them know you do not really want them around”

So here is my flaky new age follow-up to her comment:

I have proven countless times what Enorah says about cats is true. Here is one of many examples from my life. When I first started dating the woman who became my wife, I visited her home and she announced “This is the most difficult cat you’ll ever meet. He hates people. He’s psychotic. He won’t even let me touch him and he’s known me for ten years. He only lets mom touch him, because he senses she is a deeply kind and spiritual person. She meditates and prays daily.”

All I saw was a flash of white cat as that cat dashes under the couch.

Here is what I did.

I actively altered my human energy field to radiate in a way that this cat would sense as safe, loving, and harmonious. It took about ten hours, and I held that field for ten hours. But I was watching the cat and I could sense it working.

Then after about ten hours it had its affect. I was resting awake laying on the couch and that cat came out of its hiding spot, slowly moved up onto the couch and walked right up and laid down directly upon my chest and looked into my eyes, and started purring peacefully. And it stayed there. It also allowed me to pet it and to hold it my arms. Other than me, it only allowed my future mother-in-law to do that.

And my future wife and her entire extended family (except for the wise mother) looked upon this with utter astonishment, and exclaimed “We lived with this cat for ten years, and yet he feels more comfortable with you after ten hours! Impossible!”

Absolutely true story. You must send loving energy from your HEF to a cat, of a vibration it wants to feel.

It is quite difficult to describe with words how to do that, because words don’t exist to describe the world of those feelings. It is like listening to the sound of a violin and then playing a note (with your energy field) that is not only in tune with the violin but is complimentary to it, meaning the violin will be drawn closer so the complimentary notes can sound lovely together.

Explained from a deeper level, your HEF should resonate a higher spiritual energy yet at a vibration within the range of the cat, and your HEF must specifically radiate your appreciation of the higher Spiritual Being within the cat, because all beings are drawn to energy that can raise their awareness of their own eternal and pure Spirit. One way we learn of our higher spiritual selves is by seeing in the Other that they see That in us.

Energy field work is more easily learned by direct practice and training with masters in the art. For example, I have attended workshops and read all books authored separately by masters such as Rosalyn Bruyere, and Barbara Brennan. There are others equally talented. It is best to stay objective and remember all of the “masters” in energy field work are just very talented and experienced people, not gods or holy gurus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Brennan
http://www.rosalynlbruyere.org/

Some years later unfortunately that cat died. As for my mother-in-law, thank God she is still alive, because I’m honored to have her living with my wife and me. I learn from her every day. My spiritual consciousness is at the cat-level relative to her spiritual consciousness![/quote]

Other than the use of the word flake, this is an excellent post. Although I know you used the word flake because you have some resistance to your identity as a spiritual master yourself, sweetie 🙂

[Enorah]

[quote=stockstradr]Do I dare agree with the Resident New Age Flake on this forum? Well, I do find Enorah’s reply brilliant and deeply insightful:

“Cats are intensely sensitive and loving beings. They take their cues from you. So if you are holding anything in your energy field that lets them know you do not really want them around”

So here is my flaky new age follow-up to her comment:

I have proven countless times what Enorah says about cats is true. Here is one of many examples from my life. When I first started dating the woman who became my wife, I visited her home and she announced “This is the most difficult cat you’ll ever meet. He hates people. He’s psychotic. He won’t even let me touch him and he’s known me for ten years. He only lets mom touch him, because he senses she is a deeply kind and spiritual person. She meditates and prays daily.”

All I saw was a flash of white cat as that cat dashes under the couch.

Here is what I did.

I actively altered my human energy field to radiate in a way that this cat would sense as safe, loving, and harmonious. It took about ten hours, and I held that field for ten hours. But I was watching the cat and I could sense it working.

Then after about ten hours it had its affect. I was resting awake laying on the couch and that cat came out of its hiding spot, slowly moved up onto the couch and walked right up and laid down directly upon my chest and looked into my eyes, and started purring peacefully. And it stayed there. It also allowed me to pet it and to hold it my arms. Other than me, it only allowed my future mother-in-law to do that.

And my future wife and her entire extended family (except for the wise mother) looked upon this with utter astonishment, and exclaimed “We lived with this cat for ten years, and yet he feels more comfortable with you after ten hours! Impossible!”

Absolutely true story. You must send loving energy from your HEF to a cat, of a vibration it wants to feel.

It is quite difficult to describe with words how to do that, because words don’t exist to describe the world of those feelings. It is like listening to the sound of a violin and then playing a note (with your energy field) that is not only in tune with the violin but is complimentary to it, meaning the violin will be drawn closer so the complimentary notes can sound lovely together.

Explained from a deeper level, your HEF should resonate a higher spiritual energy yet at a vibration within the range of the cat, and your HEF must specifically radiate your appreciation of the higher Spiritual Being within the cat, because all beings are drawn to energy that can raise their awareness of their own eternal and pure Spirit. One way we learn of our higher spiritual selves is by seeing in the Other that they see That in us.

Energy field work is more easily learned by direct practice and training with masters in the art. For example, I have attended workshops and read all books authored separately by masters such as Rosalyn Bruyere, and Barbara Brennan. There are others equally talented. It is best to stay objective and remember all of the “masters” in energy field work are just very talented and experienced people, not gods or holy gurus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Brennan
http://www.rosalynlbruyere.org/

Some years later unfortunately that cat died. As for my mother-in-law, thank God she is still alive, because I’m honored to have her living with my wife and me. I learn from her every day. My spiritual consciousness is at the cat-level relative to her spiritual consciousness![/quote]

Other than the use of the word flake, this is an excellent post. Although I know you used the word flake because you have some resistance to your identity as a spiritual master yourself, sweetie 🙂

[Oxford]

OHHGEEZZZ,,, now I need to stank myself up with kitty-crack to win their love. It sorta reminds me of the hunters that spray themselves with deer pee before a hunt.

Actually, it is a secret plot by cats to further insult us primates and destroy our dignity.

OH and I think Deepak Chopra has a $187 CD collection for “Winning a Cat’s Love — Finding your Inner Cat”. Enorah would be proud of me for knowing that. I am getting a sudden urge to wrap myself in white gauze, light some candles sit cross-legged on the floor and “be” the cat.

OX
…and somehow has not used the word “pussy” in this entire thread

[Oxford]

OHHGEEZZZ,,, now I need to stank myself up with kitty-crack to win their love. It sorta reminds me of the hunters that spray themselves with deer pee before a hunt.

Actually, it is a secret plot by cats to further insult us primates and destroy our dignity.

OH and I think Deepak Chopra has a $187 CD collection for “Winning a Cat’s Love — Finding your Inner Cat”. Enorah would be proud of me for knowing that. I am getting a sudden urge to wrap myself in white gauze, light some candles sit cross-legged on the floor and “be” the cat.

OX
…and somehow has not used the word “pussy” in this entire thread

[Oxford]

OHHGEEZZZ,,, now I need to stank myself up with kitty-crack to win their love. It sorta reminds me of the hunters that spray themselves with deer pee before a hunt.

Actually, it is a secret plot by cats to further insult us primates and destroy our dignity.

OH and I think Deepak Chopra has a $187 CD collection for “Winning a Cat’s Love — Finding your Inner Cat”. Enorah would be proud of me for knowing that. I am getting a sudden urge to wrap myself in white gauze, light some candles sit cross-legged on the floor and “be” the cat.

OX
…and somehow has not used the word “pussy” in this entire thread

[Oxford]

OHHGEEZZZ,,, now I need to stank myself up with kitty-crack to win their love. It sorta reminds me of the hunters that spray themselves with deer pee before a hunt.

Actually, it is a secret plot by cats to further insult us primates and destroy our dignity.

OH and I think Deepak Chopra has a $187 CD collection for “Winning a Cat’s Love — Finding your Inner Cat”. Enorah would be proud of me for knowing that. I am getting a sudden urge to wrap myself in white gauze, light some candles sit cross-legged on the floor and “be” the cat.

OX
…and somehow has not used the word “pussy” in this entire thread

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