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December 31, 2007 at 10:19 AM #127034December 31, 2007 at 10:28 AM #126798nostradamusParticipant
Maybe she is still alive and hiding out with Elvis, JFK, and Tupac. Maybe Allan is a pseudonym for Al-Qaeda. Maybe the real conspirators are the people who make the signs on buses, limos, and trains, that say “don’t stick hands, feet, or head out of window”.
Or maybe Benazir was just sick of living? I mean, she did stick her head out of the sun roof in a crowd of people after several previous assassination attempts. Did the CIA make her do that? The limo she was in was bullet-proof and bomb-proof, and the only one in the carload who was injured was the one who stuck her head out of the sunroof. No amount of security Musharraf provided could’ve saved her if she was willing to literally “stick her neck out”. That, to me, is the most suspicious thing of all: she seems to have played the biggest role in her own death.
If there are any Al-Qaeda posters on this board please give us your thoughts.
December 31, 2007 at 10:28 AM #126958nostradamusParticipantMaybe she is still alive and hiding out with Elvis, JFK, and Tupac. Maybe Allan is a pseudonym for Al-Qaeda. Maybe the real conspirators are the people who make the signs on buses, limos, and trains, that say “don’t stick hands, feet, or head out of window”.
Or maybe Benazir was just sick of living? I mean, she did stick her head out of the sun roof in a crowd of people after several previous assassination attempts. Did the CIA make her do that? The limo she was in was bullet-proof and bomb-proof, and the only one in the carload who was injured was the one who stuck her head out of the sunroof. No amount of security Musharraf provided could’ve saved her if she was willing to literally “stick her neck out”. That, to me, is the most suspicious thing of all: she seems to have played the biggest role in her own death.
If there are any Al-Qaeda posters on this board please give us your thoughts.
December 31, 2007 at 10:28 AM #126966nostradamusParticipantMaybe she is still alive and hiding out with Elvis, JFK, and Tupac. Maybe Allan is a pseudonym for Al-Qaeda. Maybe the real conspirators are the people who make the signs on buses, limos, and trains, that say “don’t stick hands, feet, or head out of window”.
Or maybe Benazir was just sick of living? I mean, she did stick her head out of the sun roof in a crowd of people after several previous assassination attempts. Did the CIA make her do that? The limo she was in was bullet-proof and bomb-proof, and the only one in the carload who was injured was the one who stuck her head out of the sunroof. No amount of security Musharraf provided could’ve saved her if she was willing to literally “stick her neck out”. That, to me, is the most suspicious thing of all: she seems to have played the biggest role in her own death.
If there are any Al-Qaeda posters on this board please give us your thoughts.
December 31, 2007 at 10:28 AM #127035nostradamusParticipantMaybe she is still alive and hiding out with Elvis, JFK, and Tupac. Maybe Allan is a pseudonym for Al-Qaeda. Maybe the real conspirators are the people who make the signs on buses, limos, and trains, that say “don’t stick hands, feet, or head out of window”.
Or maybe Benazir was just sick of living? I mean, she did stick her head out of the sun roof in a crowd of people after several previous assassination attempts. Did the CIA make her do that? The limo she was in was bullet-proof and bomb-proof, and the only one in the carload who was injured was the one who stuck her head out of the sunroof. No amount of security Musharraf provided could’ve saved her if she was willing to literally “stick her neck out”. That, to me, is the most suspicious thing of all: she seems to have played the biggest role in her own death.
If there are any Al-Qaeda posters on this board please give us your thoughts.
December 31, 2007 at 10:28 AM #127060nostradamusParticipantMaybe she is still alive and hiding out with Elvis, JFK, and Tupac. Maybe Allan is a pseudonym for Al-Qaeda. Maybe the real conspirators are the people who make the signs on buses, limos, and trains, that say “don’t stick hands, feet, or head out of window”.
Or maybe Benazir was just sick of living? I mean, she did stick her head out of the sun roof in a crowd of people after several previous assassination attempts. Did the CIA make her do that? The limo she was in was bullet-proof and bomb-proof, and the only one in the carload who was injured was the one who stuck her head out of the sunroof. No amount of security Musharraf provided could’ve saved her if she was willing to literally “stick her neck out”. That, to me, is the most suspicious thing of all: she seems to have played the biggest role in her own death.
If there are any Al-Qaeda posters on this board please give us your thoughts.
December 31, 2007 at 10:46 AM #126812Allan from FallbrookParticipantNost: Dude, why do I have to be al Qaeda? I’m Catholic, and I fear that having an affiliation with Osama might create some cognitive dissonance.
Besides, everyone knows that Elvis is manning the fry station at the Burger King in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Where’ve you been?
December 31, 2007 at 10:46 AM #126973Allan from FallbrookParticipantNost: Dude, why do I have to be al Qaeda? I’m Catholic, and I fear that having an affiliation with Osama might create some cognitive dissonance.
Besides, everyone knows that Elvis is manning the fry station at the Burger King in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Where’ve you been?
December 31, 2007 at 10:46 AM #126981Allan from FallbrookParticipantNost: Dude, why do I have to be al Qaeda? I’m Catholic, and I fear that having an affiliation with Osama might create some cognitive dissonance.
Besides, everyone knows that Elvis is manning the fry station at the Burger King in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Where’ve you been?
December 31, 2007 at 10:46 AM #127050Allan from FallbrookParticipantNost: Dude, why do I have to be al Qaeda? I’m Catholic, and I fear that having an affiliation with Osama might create some cognitive dissonance.
Besides, everyone knows that Elvis is manning the fry station at the Burger King in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Where’ve you been?
December 31, 2007 at 10:46 AM #127074Allan from FallbrookParticipantNost: Dude, why do I have to be al Qaeda? I’m Catholic, and I fear that having an affiliation with Osama might create some cognitive dissonance.
Besides, everyone knows that Elvis is manning the fry station at the Burger King in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Where’ve you been?
December 31, 2007 at 10:51 AM #126818nostradamusParticipantSorry Allan, it was just my brainstorm of possible conspiracy theories.
I didn’t know that the King was working at Burger King, but it makes sense!
December 31, 2007 at 10:51 AM #126978nostradamusParticipantSorry Allan, it was just my brainstorm of possible conspiracy theories.
I didn’t know that the King was working at Burger King, but it makes sense!
December 31, 2007 at 10:51 AM #126986nostradamusParticipantSorry Allan, it was just my brainstorm of possible conspiracy theories.
I didn’t know that the King was working at Burger King, but it makes sense!
December 31, 2007 at 10:51 AM #127054nostradamusParticipantSorry Allan, it was just my brainstorm of possible conspiracy theories.
I didn’t know that the King was working at Burger King, but it makes sense!
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