Best property description ever!

[yooklid]

http://www.redfin.com/CA/La-Mesa/4846-Vista-Arroyo-91941/home/5631777

Well, I’ll post it here too just in case it disappears.

“SHORT SALE APPROVED! FULL BPO VALUE @ $790K on Apr 30, 2008.Submit offer subject to inspection. Will serve a 24 hour notice & show up with locksmith and Sherriff if need be. Tenant is a licenced real estate agent, under eviction orders, & knows full well any attempt to block the sale will result in jail time. Any prob, call me.”

[Dougie944]

Most of the time people say something is the “best ever”, it really isn’t. This would be the exception.

[Dougie944]

Most of the time people say something is the “best ever”, it really isn’t. This would be the exception.

[Dougie944]

Most of the time people say something is the “best ever”, it really isn’t. This would be the exception.

[Dougie944]

Most of the time people say something is the “best ever”, it really isn’t. This would be the exception.

[Dougie944]

Most of the time people say something is the “best ever”, it really isn’t. This would be the exception.

[Dougie944]

Let me also say that I have rented and waited for 4 years to see property descriptions like this one. All the while watching everyone around me act like they were rich and extremely brilliant. I continued to save and make what I thought were responsible decisions (even though at times it seemed rather stupid).

Forgive me if I take a moment to gloat over that property description. Short sale, 24 hr notice, real estate agent, sheriff, locksmith, jail time……can’t get much better than that.

[Dougie944]

Let me also say that I have rented and waited for 4 years to see property descriptions like this one. All the while watching everyone around me act like they were rich and extremely brilliant. I continued to save and make what I thought were responsible decisions (even though at times it seemed rather stupid).

Forgive me if I take a moment to gloat over that property description. Short sale, 24 hr notice, real estate agent, sheriff, locksmith, jail time……can’t get much better than that.

[Dougie944]

Let me also say that I have rented and waited for 4 years to see property descriptions like this one. All the while watching everyone around me act like they were rich and extremely brilliant. I continued to save and make what I thought were responsible decisions (even though at times it seemed rather stupid).

Forgive me if I take a moment to gloat over that property description. Short sale, 24 hr notice, real estate agent, sheriff, locksmith, jail time……can’t get much better than that.

[Dougie944]

Let me also say that I have rented and waited for 4 years to see property descriptions like this one. All the while watching everyone around me act like they were rich and extremely brilliant. I continued to save and make what I thought were responsible decisions (even though at times it seemed rather stupid).

Forgive me if I take a moment to gloat over that property description. Short sale, 24 hr notice, real estate agent, sheriff, locksmith, jail time……can’t get much better than that.

[Dougie944]

Let me also say that I have rented and waited for 4 years to see property descriptions like this one. All the while watching everyone around me act like they were rich and extremely brilliant. I continued to save and make what I thought were responsible decisions (even though at times it seemed rather stupid).

Forgive me if I take a moment to gloat over that property description. Short sale, 24 hr notice, real estate agent, sheriff, locksmith, jail time……can’t get much better than that.

[meadandale]

Nice wine cellar….

[meadandale]

Nice wine cellar….

[meadandale]

Nice wine cellar….

[meadandale]

Nice wine cellar….

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