“very private from

[nostradamus]

“very private from street”
translation: there’s a big bush in the front yard which blocks the windows. example

“must see”
translation: the photos look like crap just like the house, but if you swing by I’ll tag you in my database example

“best buy in the neighborhood”
translation: crappiest house in the neighborhood example

“rare opportunity”
translation: rarely would we have the opportunity to find someone willing to live in or buy this shitbox example