Sounds yummy. You need a big fire to do that. Do you have a big backyard?
You know what else you can do? You can kill your own pig. We have a growing population of wild pigs in East County. A one-year hunting license costs $40 and a pig tag costs $20. (And, of course, you need a hunting rifle. Big 5 has a Remington .30-06 on sale for $349 right now.)