Q: What should I do with my stimulus check?
A: You should do your duty to the country.
Q: So I should spend it, not pay down debt with it?
A: Why not, it works for the government.
Q: So what you’re really doing is encouraging me to spend money I haven’t earned yet, considering I’m paying for it from future taxes?
A: Why not, the rest of the country is doing that every day.
Q: Isn’t that what got us into this mess in the first place?
A: Oh will you just SHUT UP!
