poorgradstudent

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[quote=poorgradstudent][quote=scaredyclassic]My wife has wrongly predicted a recession of my hairline for over 15 years in a row now.[/quote]

Mine is in a slow recession, but the rate is slow enough my liver will almost certainly crap out before I’m forced to shave my head bald.[/quote]

your hair is a metaphor for the solvency of the USA>