If you wrote that in a script they would say it was unrealistic. Classic. O.k. My version, also true: I go to my 20 year high school reunion a couple years back at the height of the boom, all the hotties are somehow connected to the R/E industry, all doing well and I remember admiring some of the things they bought with their riches, since the top portion is visible, I’m human. For the past few years I get these spam e-mails trying to sell me real estate in whatever town they live/work in, I’ve relocated so none of it applies to me but I read them when I’m bored to see what the local koolaid is for their towns. In the last three months they have all abandonded their r/e sales or mortgage gigs but the spam mail keeps coming. One is selling monavie vitamin drink (looks to be a pyramid scam), another is selling some bootcamp workout class and another some skin care crap, all are MLM, I guess it’s in their blood. I Love opening the e-mails now, I’m betting before 2008 is out one of them switches to some form of amatuer milf internet porn. A buddy of mine and I have a bet going as to which one goes first.
