[quote=Akula1992]They are going about marketing this place all wrong. They need to emphasize the positive aspects of the property, like:
“Beautifully remodeled with an open floor plan…”
“Ample natural light floods the interior…”
“Feels much larger than Sq footage suggests…”
“Al fresco living…”
C’mon, give it a try. It’s fun :)[/quote]
“Let your imagination go free”
“Half the house with twice the value”
“Featherweight Light and Bright”
“Katrina Inspired Design”
The only thing more funny than this “house” is the extra zero in the price.
A few questions I have would be
1) Was the 1076sqft as measured before or after the halfing?
2) Where is the 1 bathroom. Is it the outside bush?
3) I see two half bedrooms, not two bedrooms.
